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“LA Beast do you know who I am?.. I’m DON LERMAN & I made my name in this sport when you going out with Cheerleaders”
Recently there was an attempt to Break Don “Moses” Lerman’s long standing Butter Eating Record by someone who calls himself The LA Beast. All during the contest that Don Lerman set the Butter Record the actuall sticks of Butter used at “The Glutton Bowl were cut from 1lb blocks not precut 1/4lb.sticks that come in a 4 pack from stores.. They were actually between 1/4 & 1/2 lb. Sticks used in the 2002 contest (check out the video and see for yourself. Plus it was done in a contest under actual contest competition conditions..This is a standing World Record accomplished in a big contest on national TV and not at some rinky dink local burger challenge at Shlomo’s burger Joint. Show some respect for Pioneer in the sport.. Any attempt to break Lerman’s record should be done in an actual contestant and not in confines of someone’s basement . Leave the basement filming to shows such as Pee Wees playhouse. Don Lerman informs us that he should be accorded the courtesy to be on hand waiting in the wings during any such event… Under those conditions he will be a good sport and be the first to shake the winners hand, hoist his arm high & congratulate him . Having said that.. The current clip circulating is that of L.A.Beast and his Butter attempt… It appears not taped with a cellphone but that perhaps it was filmed by a professional film crew. We have a sneaking suspension that perhaps someone else may have a hand in this fiasco.. You don’t have to be a rocket Scientist to figure that out… if our assumptions ring true than we think we know who was behind it and we’d be highly offended and hurt.
Attention.. If Your Delivering Take Out Food Do Not Use Your Own Car Ever.. .
I notice many Food outfits that specialize in delivery and take out have these Entry level workers (mostly Teenagers) delivering pizza and such using their own vehicle rather than the company car.. Let me clue all you delivery workers in because this applies to.. If you are driving a company car while performing your delivery and you are in involved on an accident.. Its company insurance that is responsible. If you are using your car then you are responsible and will be held liable.. I would venture to say that those entry level delivery workers are not being properly or compensated for the use of their car..If your insurance company gets wind that you are using your car for commercial or business purposes… They will dump you and drop you like a hot potato. You will if be thrown out head first from whatever insurance carrier that you have put on I’m an assigned risk category. I went for such a job back in the 1960’s at Franklin National Bank for a collecter.. I turned them down cold.. when all they offered was mere $10.00 extra.. I didn’t take That job..Now I see outfits such as Dominos pizza and Friendly’s advertising free delivery (I must emphasize that I really are not privy to any financial Arrangements that those outfits have with their Workers) … All I can say and I’ll say it in the most strongest language.. Is don’t do it. Don’t use your car.. Don’t make a Putz out of yourself.. Never use your own car…
Lifes Not Always Fair…
An 85 year old man was sitting on a park bench crying.. A Policeman walks bye and says hey old timer why are you crying “? The old man says” I just got married to a beautiful 25 year old bride.. Passionate love every night, I live in her pent house apartment, she pays the Rent, she lets me drive her Mercedes, she gives me an allowance “The cop then says” so why are you crying”? The old man says I FORGOT WHERE I LIVE!
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Give Trump The Line Item Veto
Porky Pig Cartoon Ending “That’s All Folks!” – YouTube
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Congress must act to give the President the line item veto. Ronald Reagan wanted it but never received it. It should be put on the ballot as referandum once and for all. The wasteful pork barrel legislation that’s being snuck in a legislation bill is staggering. I often see a lot of wasteful pork for meaningless studies that are funded.. Studies such as the mating habits of a snail. Stuff over this caliber.. To make matters worse many of these studies were done already rendering the exact same results many times before. These well connected receipants of these lucrative grants are laughing all the way to the bank. Its a gross waste of taxpayers hard earned money. The public has no idea how much garbage grants such as this is being passed on a bill before our elected officials…There is absolutely no transparency when it come to this giveaway ..So give the President the line item veto now!
HOW CONGRESSIONAL EARMARKS AND PORK-BARREL SPENDING UNDERMINE …
THE 10 MOST OUTRAGEOUS PORK BARREL PROJECTS OF 2016 | THE FISCAL TIMES
GOVERNMENT PORK IS ALIVE AND WELL | THEHILL
Pork barrel – Wikipedia
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We Support The Police But There Is a Particular Policy or Practice That They Must Reevalulate..
Herman’s Hermits – No Milk Today
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Let us start off saying the We at The Lerman Report support the Police infacticly, Our Editorial Board was both highly reluctataint and hesitant in publishing this post as perhaps it might lead to an anti Poice bias that was never and is not our intention now. However there is one issue that stands out that doesn’t sit well with Us.
To protect the privacy and confidentiality of those whom we are about to mention We will refrain from using their real names. The Police in N.Y.C.and in Nassau County do or have done this if not as an official policy but perhaps a practice that they must cease to do. If someone is some sort of altercation with lets say a neighbor this is what almost always happens…. We personally know of a story in which a woman who sent her son to get a quart of milk in their apartment buildings milk machine.. The money got stuck in the machine a few times as her son hit the machine a few times trying to retrieve his money as he attempted to get the milk…. The noise was very disturbing to the another tenant that the son was making attempting to get back his mother’s money from the malfunctioning Milk Machine. That other tenant then confiscated the kids money telling him he was making to much noise. When the kid went back up to the apartment his mother says “Where’s the Milk? The son replied” That this guy on apartment 205 took the money away from me ” The mother rushes to the lobby & approached this guy and said” let me have the money that you too from my son back ” The guy wouldn’t budge and she insisted that he he return the money that he confiscated from her son.
The man says you want something? I’ll give you this.. and Boom he begins to deliver a series of punches and slaps her untill she is black-and- blue and lying on the floor .. The bldg. security called the police. Now this woman was only 5 feet tall maybe 110lbs soaking wet but this guy was 6’6”weighing pretty close to 500 lbs. He looked liked Haystack Calhoon the former wrestling champion. It was quite obvious as who did the assaulting.. But now listen up… this is the practice that We now refer to… There are always 2 cops on the scene one goes to the principle complaintee while the other goes over to the guy and suggests to him that he press counter charges and then most certainly she’ll drop her complaint as she probably don’t want to be arrested too. Now While We would venture that it is not official Police Policy.. But it is or was Police Practice. What We just told you is the 100% truth as we say in Yiddish “The Epis” This particular Accually occurred We can access both the arrest records and the court document that will prove that it was on the Docket. Whether this still goes on… Who’s to say.. Thou this incident happened years back anyone who was ever in a similar situation will swear on a stack of Bibles that this is so.
Police should never have been told the other party to press counter charges. Why did they do what they did? One could only speculate as to why…Less paper work Lesscourt appearances? Exactly why it s only speculation.. Read on .
Assault Charge, and Possible Counter Charge – ExpertLaw
Pressing counter charges | Legal Advice – LawGuru
Can I file counter charges for assault and what – Q&A – Avvo
Can i press charges on the same person who pressed them on me …
Haystacks Calhoun – Wikipedia
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Will Saudi king Thank America For Aid Package By Hiking Oil Prices Soon ?
King Salman just received a most generous aid Package from Uncle Sam . Rumors are circulating that soon The Saudi’s along with the other OPEC members are poised to hike the price of oil slated for export. If this rings true then what Trump should do is immediately suspend this aid giveaway. However that is highly unlikely as The Defense fense Industry is a highly influential entity. When Trump says its going to create jobs.. Not for the average Joe.. Those who are employed by the defense contractors basically have to know someone to get that job perhaps a politician or someone in the Union or the even the Defense contractor itself.
Remember a while back when Sadam Husein was knocking at the Saudi’s door we pulled their chestnuts out of the fire? We knew then that they were a ungrateful bunch. Strict orders were passed down that absolutely no Christian or Jewish Bibles or prayer books along with religious services are allowed.. We were good enough to die for the Saudi’s but had to refrain from expressing our beliefs.
Bottom line the Saudi’s were then and remain today an ungrateful bunch.
Saudi fuel prices set for new hike in July; sources – Oil | Platts News ..
Saudi Arabia may hike petrol prices by 30% – Dubai Eye
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Moles are In ..
I don’t know about you out there but if you’ve been observing T.V. commercials lately they are featuring a lot commercials staring Actors and Actresses with Facial Moles…Why? … I like most folks find moles discusting and repulsive . At one time to star in a Hollywood movie or TV Commercials they only hired people with matinee idol style looks.. I don’t know why they’re choosing to feature people with Mole perhaps they are trying to garnish some sort of acceptability of “The Mole”. If so them what they are attempting to do is paramount to behavior modification of sorts.. Perhaps we can all exspect to grow a mole as we grow older.. but a form of Beauty? I think not!
Remember the last chapter in Planet of the Apes where future generations of peoples facial features were hidden with a mask and were mutants of some sort due to past Atomic Bomb warfare. At the conclusiom of the movie one of their leaders says ”let us reveal our true selves” and they remove the facial masks showing a deformity from past radiation .. it showed a groosly disfigured bunch… Then the leader says “This will now become The New Beauty”
I still reject it and wish that they return to the old practice of hiring and featuring people without Moles .
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Turkish Ambassador Must Be Expelled From U.S.
Soupy Sales…….Pachalafaka…….
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We are going to make this story short and as its plain as to what occured.. Four days ago the the Turkish Ambassordor had his security detail attack and assault U.S. Citizens protesting outside the Turkish Embassy, nine of those assaulted were hospitalized . Maybe they can pull that crap over in Turkey but not here on U.S.Soil. There has never been any foreign dignitary ever to come to our nation nor any of our Ambassodors abroad ever dared to say anthing about protesters in the nations that they are stationed in . Turkish Ambasodor Serdar Kılıc shouldn’t never have even remotely criticized any protestor against his nation on U.S. soil let alone have his security detail assault them . He shouldn’t never said intervened in the protests against the protesters regardless what was being said.There was never a physical threat to either him nor the his Embassy’s personel . Now the ball is in Secretary of State Tillerson’s Court to eject Turkish Ambassador Serdar Kılıc’s credentials and get him he hell off U. S. Soil… This assault on our citizens is beyond the pale of acceptability for any visting dignitary to have contributed to do ..Please read below..
Erdogan Security Forces Launch ‘Brutal Attack’ on Washington …
Turkish security involved in DC protester assault – CNNPolitics.com
Erdogan’s bodyguards accused of attacking protesters outside Turkish …
State Dept. condemns Turkish security’s bloody attack on protesters …
President Erdogan Bodyguards Attack Protesters At Turkish Embassy …
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Insurance Industry Must Be Banned From Lobbying Lawmakers
Gold Diggers of 1933 – “We’re in the Money”
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Write or call both you State representative and Congressman as to pass legislation to ban any and all lobbying on behalf of the Insurance industry. What they are doing is having laws changed to solely benifit them run rough shod over the Policy Holder.. They give us less and less for our coverage. It’s hand tailored for then and no one else.
I’ll give you example. I was driving my car it was rush hour I was stopped at a red light there were several cars on front of me.. Low and behold a Truck behind me barrels into the rear end of my car.. I did not stop short and was in no way repsonsible … It was no way my fault My Insurance Carrier completely recouped any loss from the other driver and yet I’m being charged for the accident.. Yes they lobbied my state legislatiors to alter the law to suit themselves. Nothing really is wrong with Obama care it’s the Insurance Companies that must be reined in. This goes on in each and every Insurance catorgory from Auto to Homeowners to life Insurance.. What most people dont know or realize that Politicians and High Echelons Government Empolyees Become Lobbists when They leave politics because they have “An In” Within Government Circles. We at the Lerman Report will lead the Charge to have the Insurance Industry permanently banned from lobbing both on the Federal, State and Municipality level since they are principle players not only in our health care coverage but other genres that are mandatory insurance coverage such as Auto and homeowners. Everybody who ever had to buy any form of Insurance knows all too well that any coverage is not only way overpriced and its gauging the consumer big time , We are focusing on The Insurance Industry as our first stop to help put them in their place..
Between Big Pharma, The Insurance Companies and the Health Care are providers themselves it has be impossible to not get raked over-the-counter. A permanent ban from any lobbing on their behalf must be enacted and any legislation benifiting them going back 10 years must be repealed/ Below Read it And Weep…
