General Appearance Or ”Jewish Look ” Is Changing

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   The General Appearance Or ”Jewish Look ” Is Changing from Jews Born lets say in the 1920’2 vs Jews born in The 1940″s 1950’s and beyond, Pre  World War I Jews hailing from Russia when they came to this country only bothered with other Jews from the country of their origin, For example Russian Jews did not generally associate with Polish Jews or Hungarian etc  etc and so forth. However this wasn’t the case with their children, in this country 2nd generation Jews had no compunction of associating and marrying Jews of a different country of origin than their parents,
    Russian Jews have different stock than Polish Jews  ,the overall look is not the same . When I was in Florida at  a a senior condo area (mostly Jews ) I noticed a distinct look of Jews different from today’s Jews , What I was looking at was Russian Jews, Polish Jews  and such that the  blood line was not broken . Today with a mixture of Russian jews that married Polish Jew in Lets say The 1940’s and 1950’s the new generation looks nothing like their parents visa vie “”A Jewish look” Not to mention Intermarriage offspring that call identify themselves  as Jews, Look for  yourself …  Jew s in America  today just look at your grand parents & great grand parents photos when they were your age bracket and compare them to yourself and you’l agree with me .

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GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK RECOVERS FROM COLOSTOMY SURGERY

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     Gustoff  Zhychick underwent a 4  hour  Colostomy operation  ,and wants his fans to know that he is alright and resting at his assistant living quarters in Brighton Beach Brooklyn and will record more jokes soon  and wants his fans to know that his web cam is on the blink and that is the reason for no new posts in the past few weeks we will be recording a longer version of Zyxhick as Logitech now record over 4 minutes long .. see you soon,

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THE STORY OF ZHYCHICK BY DON LERMAN

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         On or about 1960 my grandparents Harry & Jenny Lerman moved to Brownsville B’kln to a senor citizen housing project, Mr.& Mrs, Zhychick had been living there for a year already, and had many friends , but pretty soon The Zhychicks friends started hanging out with my grandparents and avoiding The Zhychicks . the seniors used to meet at my grandparents house and get together and sing , but without the Zhychicks this infuriated the Zhychicks that and irate Zhychick placed a call to the housing authority saying that something is strange going on in the Lerman apartment, he sees men and women going in an out and that he believes that they are running a brothel . the police came and all they saw was a bunch of elderly men and women singing . well after they carted Zhychick away when ever the my grandparents got within eye sight , you could hear Mr . Zhychick yelling in yiddish ” Nafcah , cordva”( Whore) and pimpavata(Pimp). my grandfather would yell back ZHYCHICK , that could be heard down the block, I never found out the Zhychicks first names Krazy Kevin Lipsitz gave me the name Gustoff , which he made upI i since have apeared as Zhychick twice at the Philly Wing Bowl and recently won1st prize at a Halloween contest dressed as him . so goes the story of the origins of Zhychik. *Now You can see Zhychick right here every week telling Dirty Jokes, so be sure to scroll to your right on categorizes to the Jewish-humour page..Don Lerman

מֹשֶׁה The Greatest Jewish athletes of all time

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  Don ‘Moses” Lerman Instrumental In Creating The Sport Of Competitive Eating Has Amassed A Record In His Sport That Will Live In The Annals Of Competitive Eating For Years To Come Including World Record In Butter 71/4 Sticks Salted In 5 Minutes ,Baked Beans 6 Lbs In 1 Minute 46 Seconds, Russian Polmeni 150 In 2 Min45 Seconds, Cloud Burgers 11/4 In 10 Min, Entered And Won More Nathans Hot Dog Qualifiers Than Any One Person, Matzah Ball Champ 2000, Potato Latka Champ 2010, Dukes Wing Champ 2011,Winchels Donuts,Long Island Kosher Barbecue Pickle Champ ,2 Time Jalapeño Champ 120 Peppers In 15 Minutes Without Milk,  2012 Town of Hempstead – Swingbellys Rib Eating Champ, Lifetime Achievement Award

Harold Abrahams, track and field
The British-born athlete will not only be remembered as the first Jew – and the first non-American – to win the 100-meter dash at the Olympics, but also as the man who redefined the modern sport of athletics.
Angelica Adelstein-Rozeanu, table tennis
Generally considered the greatest female table tennis player of all time, winning 17 World Championship titles, including six straight Singles championships from 1950 to 1955.
Ali Bacher, cricket
Regarded as one of the greatest cricketers in South African history, Bacher’s greatest contribution was as administrator of the South African Cricket Board, a position he assumed in 1981.
Victor Gyozo Barna, table tennis
Once described as “the greatest table tennis player who ever lived,” Barna amassed a total of 32 World Championships medals in a career that spanned six years – 23 gold, six silver and three bronze.
Isaac ‘Ike’ Berger, weightlifting
Technically Israel’s first Olympian, the Jerusalem-born Berger won gold for the U.S. at the 1956 Olympic Games in Melbourne with a lift of 776.5 pounds (352.5 kgs).
Lillian Copeland, track and field
Unquestionably the greatest female athlete of her generation, and excelling in shot put, discus and javelin, Copeland set a remarkable six world records in each of the disciplines between 1925 and 1932.
Gal Fridman, windsurfing
G
al Fridman’s place in Jewish sporting legend is guaranteed by the fact that he was the first Israeli to stand on the winner’s podium and listen to “Hatikva,” being played.
Hank Greenberg, baseball
The first Jewish superstar in baseball and the first Jewish ballplayer elected to the Baseball Hall Of Fame, Hank Greenberg made Joe DiMaggio’s ‘eyes pop out’ when he first saw him at the bat.
Agnes Keleti, gymnastics
Winner of a staggering 10 Olympic medals – including five gold – Agnes Keleti is the most successful female Jewish athlete of all time. Now 84, Keleti says she can still turn cartwheels.
Sandy Koufax, baseball
With a 25-game win record in three seasons, five straight ERA titles, and a new standard with 382 strikeouts in 1965, Koufax was also the youngest ever inductee to the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Lenny Krayzelburg, swimming
The U.S. swimmer broke three world records in 1999 and four Olympic gold medals in the 2000 and 2004 Games. At one point, he owned all six world records in backstroke, long course and short course.
Benny Leonard, boxing
Born Benjamin Leiner and known as the Ghetto Wizard, Leonard held the World Lightweight Championship for nearly seven years before retiring unbeaten in 1925.
Sid Luckman, football
The most successful Jewish football player in NFL history, Luckman spent nine seasons as quarterback of the Chicago Bears, winning four NFL Championships and five Western Conference titles.
Daniel Mendoza, boxing
Boxing as “Mendoza the Jew” in late 18th-century London, the success of the first Jewish prizefighter paved the way for Jews to gain greater acceptance in all sectors of British society.
Laurence E. ‘Lon’ Myers, track and field
The first man to run the quarter-mile (440 yards) in under 50 seconds, Myers over a 21-year period, held every U.S. record for distances ranging 50 yards to one mile.
Dolph Schayes, basketball
Retiring in 1964 after playing a staggering 1,509 games – more than any other player in NBA history – Schayes also owned five NBA records, including most field goals and most free throws.
Mark Spitz, swimming
Generally acknowledged as the greatest swimmer of all time, Spitz’s collection of honors includes 32 world records from 1967-72; nine gold medals, one silver and one bronze in two Olympics.
Eva Szekely, swimming
Szekely competed in three Olympic Games, winning gold and silver, and smashing 10 world records, 5 Olympic records and 101 Hungarian national records along the way.
Dara Torres, swimming
The only U.S. swimmer to win medals (nine) at four different Olympic Games, Torres still holds the U.S. 100-meter butterfly record. She was inducted into the International Jewish Sports Hall of Fame in 2004.
Henry Wittenberg, wrestling
Wittenberg only started wresting in college, but recorded a winning streak of 300 consecutive matches, culminating in a gold medal at the 1948 London Olympics.

Kosher Pork?

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Pig With Dual Stomach Chamber Found In Indian Jungle In 1985(Technically Kosher)

In 1985 in a remote jungle in India a pig was found with a dual stomach chamber and was a cud Chewing animal, the Hebrew Bible says that to be kosher and animal must be cloven footed have a dual chamber in its stomach. Deuteronomy (14:4-5)swine are cloven footed( split at the hooves)Genetic engineering may be brought into play to produce kosher pork ,we at The Lerman Report want to know, would you eat meat from such animal if you normally keep Kosher?

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Epi Pen Raise Hike Outrageous. Call Your State Attorney General.

Epipen Epi Pen manufacture has raised  its retale price 50 %. U.S. Sen. Joe Manchin, of West Virginia, whose daughter is Mylan CEO . . This is totaly outrageus , Call or write your states attorney general and voice your concern and disaproval of this rate hike today.

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Vegertarian The Way To Go..

 I was  talking to a friend she was  a Vegetarian , and in convesation I said that its sad that when we see a plate  of veal or sausage  or corned beef sandwich we are fooled as to  what it really is ,a lot  of suffering  and cruelty that went into that meal.  I often heard stories of  slaughterhouses   and even saw a small glimpse of one on T.V. for lees than  a few seconds , but when I saw pictures of  pigs that live out their life in a crate ,or a  calf thats taken away from its mother righr after birth and put into a darkened crate, this  was the wake up call. I will try to be a vegertarian  soon, its not easy, but my heart broke when seeing thesepictures ../end

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TIP OF THE DAY… BY DON LERMAN

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      MY TIP OF THE DAY IS AS FOLLOWS… ALWAYS CARRY A CLOTHES PIN WITH YOU WHENEVER YOU GO OUT TO EAT IN A RESTAURANT! WHY ? YOU ASK, BECAUSE LETS SAY THAT RIGHT BEFORE YOU DINE YOU HAVE TO GO URINATE ,NO.1  AND SOMEONE IS IN THE TOILET A LONG TIME BEHIND THE TOILET DOOR, WHAT THEY ARE  DOING IS NUMBER 2, CHANCES ARE THAT YOU DON’T NORMALLY CARRY A GAS MASK ON YOU , SO MY SUGGESTION IS ALWAYS CARRY A CLOTHES PIN. THIS WILL ENABLE YOU TO LEAVE THE TOILET AREA AND STILL ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

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FaceBook Not Fun Anymore…

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Facebook is no longer enjoyable. The pop of adds are  an abortion making it vertualy impossible to enjoy reading a story, The stories are nothing but news teasers and some time the story that you click on doesn’t even exist in the article, The coments that people post are of the most vile rasist, bigoted hateful stuff ever writen …It under goes no editing , screening  or   oversite whatssoever, The hate is often sent from a phony facebok accounts strictly set up to troll and exspouse hate, when you click onto the site hateful speech  it often is loaded with pictures of hitler  ,and much other hate groups .hence its a phoney account.  Unless Facebook changes the above faults ,their users and fan base will  dessert them like the plague.

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Bussing Your Own Tables & Pumping Your own Gas

 What  McDonalds did was to train the dining out public to bus thier own tables, When this first occured in the late 1960’s I used to leave my tray on the table for an employee to take it away .I don’t work for them nor draw a salary from them I used to say,Like a trained circus animal the public soon learned what is exspected of them,not only do they have to bring the food to the tables themselves but bus as well.

  Then their is the gas stations ,at one time the atttendant used to wash your windows ,check your oil, check your tire presure,  andpump the gas for you..today theyy do squat,Mr.And Mrs Public now pumps their own gas. the air pump at one time had bells stop ringing when the correct amount  of dialed tire presure was achieved today ita a guessing game unlees you  carry a tire gage,the gas stations do nothing anymore ,tou and do not draw asalary from them either , In N.Y.  state thereis al little known law in that if you are a senior citizen or diabled.the gas staion must pumpt for you ifyour unable to do it yourself..fat chance,the atendant plays possum when you ring for them.

  I’m a creature of habit,I  remember White Castle Hamburgers had acar hop dressed in a beell hop style blue uniform ,they would come to your  car,you’d roll down the window half way and they had a speacial tray thatfit onto your window and you would eatin your car ,when they stoped bel hop sevice for years  I would eat the white castls in my car.,it took years untill I dinned inside the  resturnant.

 What I’m trying to convay is the public is a bunch of Shuckks to let this happen ,The public should have refused all this less sevice years ago..To

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A Shame ,Its Barbeque Time and Hot dogs Cost more than Filet mignon

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  Its summer time and we all want to barbeque, Whats happening it’s either it’s collusion ,it’s collusion on  among the  hotdogs manufacturers,distributers or provisions companies( that the last rung that handles the HOT DOGS before they go the stores. Its a low down dirty crying shame that if you plan on feeding a family  at least  4 franks and beans ,including the buns and beans ,its accually more costly than prime rib or filet mignon, I know that a quality brandhot dog package goes for anywher  from $4.99 – $5.99 for a 5 or 6pack. Now if you don’t care about  eating mechanicaly seperated  chicken parts mixed with pork and beef by procducts ,there is always triple S or John Merrell. There should be an investagation by the consumer  divisions of each county it ruining summer for   us.

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After Careful Thought.. I will Sit Out The Presidential Election

 

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After careful Thought I will Sit Out The Presidential Election .When I see that Trump  Sent out a Tweet wih a Star of  David On a negative Tweet concerning  Hillary, I can no longer in good concsience support him any longer..I keep asking myself maybe it was a sherrifs Star or perhaps some aid was handling his tweets and he wasnt on top of it , But as of right  now I’m done with him. I know His daughter Converted to Judaism and his grandson is Jewish ..No excuse,

   I’m no fan of Hillay Clinton , I will no longer voter on the Democratic party line..I feel that they reek of Anti Semitism by their past and present actions Whats sad is that neither the left or the right is courting the once saugh Jewish Vote. TheJewish voting block of old has shrunk due to intertermariage and  the younger Jews who Don’t grasp the  old Jewish  way of thinking concerning Politics,and have some liberal ideals that aren’t in concert with supporting Jews and Isreal… Unless Trump makes some sort of Mia culpa, I wont support himand will sit out  the  election ..Don Lerman

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Gersh Kuntzman On firing an Ar-15.he thinks thats Tough ?

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In response to the article and video created by NY Daily News reporter Gersh Kuntzman describing the absolute horror of the AR-15, a brave soul decided to test the recoil of an AR-15 by shooting it from his nose.

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Brit Exit From E.U. ..Hip Hip Horray !

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Open borders ? What were they ever thinking when they impelemented that ? Now Britian will once agan regain ts sovernty as a free nation, Speaker Ryan when asked what he felt concerning the .British exit vote from the E.U,…He replies” he British electorate has spoken and he respects thier vote”,but when it comes tp the Trump republican vote he has issues with it ..how strange  , on one hand respects British Voters but not American ones , how bizzare>

 We at the Lerman Report are in favor of the succession vote, Just look at what open Border policy has done for Britain a well as a nose dive in their economy, We highly appauade thias move /end

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Why red Light cameras are Not Timed Right

Ever notice why red light cameras are not timed right ? Have you often been the lead car after a red light and hit the next red light ? The reason is very simple..the more the motorist stops and goes, the more gasoline they use up and hence the more gas taxes they pay at thje pump. Municipalities often deliberty program red light cameras that was solely for that reason as We stated above,so when you keep hitting red  lights all the time  it not by accident or chance