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Original Eaters Never Should Have Been Removed From Nathan’s Wall Of Fame
As the saying goes what goes around comes around , I haven’t been treated in competitive eating as well as I’d have wished I should have been. Yes I had my share of publicity and the limelight however that basically was akin to Andy Warhol’s 15 minutes of fame.. I never entered the sport to make unpaid promos but to compete and win contests.
I want to let everyone know that thou I received the lifetime achievement award I feel that my hard work and earnest efforts in competitive eating are being discounted and I’m being now being spoken of as if I was merely a mediocre eater. No Pioneer of the Sport should ever be referred to in that manner as if they were a peice of crap . I will say this It was a pleasure Privilege and High Honor to be given he opportunity to be a part of the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Contests over the years and further given the honor to be in the Wall Of Fame . We were sort of unofficial spokesman’s for Nathan’s. We toured the nation proudly promoting the 4th of July event. We did this pro bono never receiving any monetary compensation nor would have taken any if offered.. We did it all from the Heart.. It was a labor of love for a new burgeoning sport.. When myself and others were removed it Hit us like a ton of bricks.. We couldn’t believe it we were flabbergasted.. Not only did we help build up the contest for the event that it is today but also paved the way for the new Eaters. It was implied that our images would be a permanent fixture on the wall. To say that we no longer have any fame is utterly outrageous… Can you imagine if that lopsided thinking was The litmus test for likes of Jim Thorpe, Mickey Mantle, Joe Di Maggio, Mohammed Ali and Wayne Gretzky too ? Yes I had my share of injustices in my time.. but this has to rank at the top of the totem pole.For all good that the original eaters did for the sport in the end we just get the old proverbial kick in the pants and then kicked to the curb. It appears that it’s “What have you done for us lately?”
So I would like to remind all the new eaters how I get remembered after being a major figure in the sport will have a direct effect on all how the rest of you will be treated.. This is your future.. and now I’d like to tell you this tale of a farmer his young song and the elderly grandfather who worked a farm. One day the elderly grandfather became to ill to work and the father then tells his son that on my farm if you don’t work you don’t eat and so put Grandpa in the barn to starve to death… as the young son walks the elderly Grandpa away the Father shouts back , Hold it I want him to starve to death but not freeze to death so here’s a blanket to wrap around him so that he may be warm …a few minutes pass and the young son returns with half a blanket the Father says “whats this”? His Young son replies..” I ‘m saving half for you someday”!!!
Well Nathan’s will save half a blanket for the Joey Chestnuts too when they cease to be as productive as in thier prime ..end
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I Went To School With Fidel Castros Son At P.S. 20 Queens
I Went To School With Fidel Castros Son At P.S. 20 Queens By Don Lermanl
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Now that we have normal relations with Cuba I’d like to tell this story of mine ,here it goes…
It Was in the late 1950’s -1961. Fidel Castro had sent his son to live with his sister in Flushing N.Y. during the revolution of Cuba,& attended my school P.S 20 in Queens & when the war was over and Batista was ousted from office, Fidel was supposed to come to my school, and take home his son home in dramatic fashion in an elaborate ceremony at the Tuesday Assembly. Fidel was busy and sent his brother Raul Castro in his place, I remember Raul and his fatigued wearing comrades marching down the aisle during our assembly…
Raul presented the principal Mr. Phillips with a giant bust Fidel and Mr. Phillips couldn’t…
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“LA Beast do you know who I am?.. I’m DON LERMAN & I made my name in this sport when you going out with Cheerleaders”
Recently there was an attempt to Break Don “Moses” Lerman’s long standing Butter Eating Record by someone who calls himself The LA Beast. All during the contest that Don Lerman set the Butter Record the actual sticks of Butter used during “The Glutton Bowl” were cut from big blocks of butter not precut 1/4lb.sticks that come in a 4 pack from stores.. They were actually between 1/4 & 1/2 lb. Sticks used in the 2002 contest (check out the video and see for Yourself) . Plus it was done in a contest under actual contest competition conditions..This is a standing World Record accomplished in a big contest on national TV and not at some rinky dink local burger challenge at some joint like Shlomo’s Burger Palace. Show some respect for Pioneer in the sport.. Any attempt to break Lerman’s record should be done in an actual contestant and not in confines of someone’s basement . Leave the basement filming to shows such as Pee Wees playhouse. Don Lerman informs us that he should be accorded the courtesy to be on hand waiting in the wings during any such event… Under those conditions he will be a good sport and be the first to shake the winners hand, hoist his arm high & congratulate him . Having said that.. The current clip circulating is that of L.A.Beast and his Butter attempt… It appears not taped with a cellphone but that perhaps it was filmed by a professional film crew. We have a sneaking suspension that perhaps someone else may have a hand in this fiasco.. You don’t have to be a rocket Scientist to figure that out… if our assumptions ring true than we think we know who was behind it and we’d be highly offended and hurt.
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Attention.. If Your Delivering Take Out Food Do Not Use Your Own Car Ever.. .
I notice many Food outfits that specialize in delivery and take out have these Entry level workers (mostly Teenagers) delivering pizza and such using their own vehicle rather than the company car.. Let me clue all you delivery workers in because this applies to.. If you are driving a company car while performing your delivery and you are in involved on an accident.. Its company insurance that is responsible. If you are using your car then you are responsible and will be held liable.. I would venture to say that those entry level delivery workers are not being properly or compensated for the use of their car..If your insurance company gets wind that you are using your car for commercial or business purposes… They will dump you and drop you like a hot potato. You will if be thrown out head first from whatever insurance carrier that you have put on I’m an assigned risk category. I went for such a job back in the 1960’s at Franklin National Bank for a collecter.. I turned them down cold.. when all they offered was mere $10.00 extra.. I didn’t take That job..Now I see outfits such as Dominos pizza and Friendly’s advertising free delivery (I must emphasize that I really are not privy to any financial Arrangements that those outfits have with their Workers) … All I can say and I’ll say it in the most strongest language.. Is don’t do it. Don’t use your car.. Don’t make a Putz out of yourself.. Never use your own car…Lifes Not Always Fair…
An 85 year old man was sitting on a park bench crying.. A Policeman walks bye and says hey old timer why are you crying “? The old man says” I just got married to a beautiful 25 year old bride.. Passionate love every night, I live in her pent house apartment, she pays the Rent, she lets me drive her Mercedes, she gives me an allowance “The cop then says” so why are you crying”? The old man says I FORGOT WHERE I LIVE!
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Give Trump The Line Item Veto
Porky Pig Cartoon Ending “That’s All Folks!” – YouTube
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Congress must act to give the President the line item veto. Ronald Reagan wanted it but never received it. It should be put on the ballot as referandum once and for all. The wasteful pork barrel legislation that’s being snuck in a legislation bill is staggering. I often see a lot of wasteful pork for meaningless studies that are funded.. Studies such as the mating habits of a snail. Stuff over this caliber.. To make matters worse many of these studies were done already rendering the exact same results many times before. These well connected receipants of these lucrative grants are laughing all the way to the bank. Its a gross waste of taxpayers hard earned money. The public has no idea how much garbage grants such as this is being passed on a bill before our elected officials…There is absolutely no transparency when it come to this giveaway ..So give the President the line item veto now!
HOW CONGRESSIONAL EARMARKS AND PORK-BARREL SPENDING UNDERMINE …
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We Support The Police But There Is a Particular Policy or Practice That They Must Reevalulate..
Herman’s Hermits – No Milk Today
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Let us start off saying the We at The Lerman Report support the Police infacticly, Our Editorial Board was both highly reluctataint and hesitant in publishing this post as perhaps it might lead to an anti Poice bias that was never and is not our intention now. However there is one issue that stands out that doesn’t sit well with Us.
To protect the privacy and confidentiality of those whom we are about to mention We will refrain from using their real names. The Police in N.Y.C.and in Nassau County do or have done this if not as an official policy but perhaps a practice that they must cease to do. If someone is some sort of altercation with lets say a neighbor this is what almost always happens…. We personally know of a story in which a woman who sent her son to get a quart of milk in their apartment buildings milk machine.. The money got stuck in the machine a few times as her son hit the machine a few times trying to retrieve his money as he attempted to get the milk…. The noise was very disturbing to the another tenant that the son was making attempting to get back his mother’s money from the malfunctioning Milk Machine. That other tenant then confiscated the kids money telling him he was making to much noise. When the kid went back up to the apartment his mother says “Where’s the Milk? The son replied” That this guy on apartment 205 took the money away from me ” The mother rushes to the lobby & approached this guy and said” let me have the money that you too from my son back ” The guy wouldn’t budge and she insisted that he he return the money that he confiscated from her son.
The man says you want something? I’ll give you this.. and Boom he begins to deliver a series of punches and slaps her untill she is black-and- blue and lying on the floor .. The bldg. security called the police. Now this woman was only 5 feet tall maybe 110lbs soaking wet but this guy was 6’6”weighing pretty close to 500 lbs. He looked liked Haystack Calhoon the former wrestling champion. It was quite obvious as who did the assaulting.. But now listen up… this is the practice that We now refer to… There are always 2 cops on the scene one goes to the principle complaintee while the other goes over to the guy and suggests to him that he press counter charges and then most certainly she’ll drop her complaint as she probably don’t want to be arrested too. Now While We would venture that it is not official Police Policy.. But it is or was Police Practice. What We just told you is the 100% truth as we say in Yiddish “The Epis” This particular Accually occurred We can access both the arrest records and the court document that will prove that it was on the Docket. Whether this still goes on… Who’s to say.. Thou this incident happened years back anyone who was ever in a similar situation will swear on a stack of Bibles that this is so.
Police should never have been told the other party to press counter charges. Why did they do what they did? One could only speculate as to why…Less paper work Lesscourt appearances? Exactly why it s only speculation.. Read on .
Assault Charge, and Possible Counter Charge – ExpertLaw
Pressing counter charges | Legal Advice – LawGuru
Can I file counter charges for assault and what – Q&A – Avvo
Can i press charges on the same person who pressed them on me …
Haystacks Calhoun – Wikipedia
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Will Saudi king Thank America For Aid Package By Hiking Oil Prices Soon ?
King Salman just received a most generous aid Package from Uncle Sam . Rumors are circulating that soon The Saudi’s along with the other OPEC members are poised to hike the price of oil slated for export. If this rings true then what Trump should do is immediately suspend this aid giveaway. However that is highly unlikely as The Defense fense Industry is a highly influential entity. When Trump says its going to create jobs.. Not for the average Joe.. Those who are employed by the defense contractors basically have to know someone to get that job perhaps a politician or someone in the Union or the even the Defense contractor itself.
Remember a while back when Sadam Husein was knocking at the Saudi’s door we pulled their chestnuts out of the fire? We knew then that they were a ungrateful bunch. Strict orders were passed down that absolutely no Christian or Jewish Bibles or prayer books along with religious services are allowed.. We were good enough to die for the Saudi’s but had to refrain from expressing our beliefs.
Bottom line the Saudi’s were then and remain today an ungrateful bunch.
Saudi fuel prices set for new hike in July; sources – Oil | Platts News ..
Saudi Arabia may hike petrol prices by 30% – Dubai Eye
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Moles are In ..
I don’t know about you out there but if you’ve been observing T.V. commercials lately they are featuring a lot commercials staring Actors and Actresses with Facial Moles…Why? … I like most folks find moles discusting and repulsive . At one time to star in a Hollywood movie or TV Commercials they only hired people with matinee idol style looks.. I don’t know why they’re choosing to feature people with Mole perhaps they are trying to garnish some sort of acceptability of “The Mole”. If so them what they are attempting to do is paramount to behavior modification of sorts.. Perhaps we can all exspect to grow a mole as we grow older.. but a form of Beauty? I think not!
Remember the last chapter in Planet of the Apes where future generations of peoples facial features were hidden with a mask and were mutants of some sort due to past Atomic Bomb warfare. At the conclusiom of the movie one of their leaders says ”let us reveal our true selves” and they remove the facial masks showing a deformity from past radiation .. it showed a groosly disfigured bunch… Then the leader says “This will now become The New Beauty”
I still reject it and wish that they return to the old practice of hiring and featuring people without Moles .
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