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Years Ago It was a Tough Thing To Talk Out Of The Side of Your Mouth

        Back in the lets say from 1880 to the 1950’s it was  a tough thing to talk out of the side of your mouth , particularly when you were upset or wanted to yell or make a point ,for men that is. In New York regardless of ethnic background  if you were a tough sort ,when you yelled it was always out of the side of your mouth . like a construction watchman yelling .”.hey you get out of here” from the side of your mouth. How this started whose to say .

   My own grandfather would always talk out of the side of his mouth when he wanted  to act tough , it was a New York thing I guess In the movies you always saw James Cagney taking from the side of his mouth when he wanted to act tough, it may have been that way in Philly  or Chicago  I’m not from here so i couldn’t tell you for certain,even in THE movie “‘the wizard Of oz “The Lolly pop kids  Aka the munchkins  spoke from the side of their mouth as a tough gesture

 

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Are All Auto Insurance Companies In Cahoots?

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You better believe that  we  are all paying for all that  T.V. advertising, You can’t win  they like big oil has got us all by the short hairs and there isn’t  a thing none of us  can do end/
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Palestinian State Say No, Say Yes To 22 Arab Nations Absorbing So Called Refugees

             

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Black Friday People Risk Being Trampled “Ben Hur ” Style

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    I remenmber it was 1958 I was Kleins on the Square in West Hempstead L.I. N.Y,  At that junction in time they didn’t have a Black Friday sale but they did have  a Washington’s Birthday sale in which hundreds of items such as watches were marked down to  a Dollar to honor George Washington since he was on a One Dollar bill.They refered to the sale as a door buster.
   I was with my with my father and my great Aunt Pauline as they open the doors the crazy mob knocked me down and I was trampled “Ben Hur Chariot race” Style.I was actually trampled by an angry crowd of manic shoppers. The crowd broke the glass cases in the store and the counters .The police were called in and the store was shut with no sale on that day.However I was badly bruised, so much that every time I watch the chariot scene in which the Roman Chariot driver  got trampled it reminds me of a wild grand  openings & Black Friday Sales ”.
    A man was trampled at a Walmart a few years ago on Black Friday , there are people that laugh when they tell that story , how sad and pathetic. Today they set up fences  cris crossing each few feet to prevent this from occurring again to late for some people  .end/
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Why Is It Acceptable To Use Irish Last Names For First Names But Not Jewish Ones?

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 Why is it acceptable to name a baby an Irish last name  for a first name , but not a Jewish one? Why can people name their kids  Ryan, Shannon. Kelly Or Duffy  but not Lerman, Rosenbaum, Goldberg or Kravitz? I’ll tell you why and this applies equally to all ethic groups not only Jewish it’s because what your doing is raising other culture s to a higher level than yours and at the same time lowering yours to a level below theirs. There is nothing wrong with Irish last names for first ones but what about a Jew naming his kid a Jewish one.How about using for starters Einstein for instance and maybe  someday Jewish names  will be the norm for all.. who knows.
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Jonathon Pollard Today

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Lets end this sad chapter in U.S.-Israel Realtions for good.For once and for all Pollard Should Be Deported to Israel .He remains an embarrassment to American Jews.Not only did he pass U.S. secrets to a foreign power but he was paid for it as well. Having said that he made a plea bargain deal where he was to receive a specific sentence . Without any trial his deal was scraped however the Gulity plea remained intact. This some people say from  pressure from then Secretary of Defense Casper Weinburger.Casper Weinburger who was a convert from Judaism and his motives were at the least suspect. Some say he was Antisemitic as a former Jew.This reversal of  just keeping the guilty admission lbut then not honoring the agreed sentance time was an all time first in American Jurisprudence

 

Make no mistake about it  he was gulity  but he served his time and though he was paroled now deport him. Also U.S. Jews should make some sort of to noise to their various organization supporting Israel that American Jews want Israel to cease and desist any future Spying on The U.S.as it is an embarrassment and counterproductive to American Jewish Interest. …end
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The Truth Behind All Those Extra High Mattresses

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  Has anyone bought one of  these new Extra high Matresses?Let me tell every the truth concerning these products.
In no way shape or form do they supply you with a better nights sleep than the older style mattreses.Nor are they any better orthopedicly for your back.
The  only purpose of these Ultra High Mattresses is solely to revitalize the linen buisness..It is to  sell a new  line sheets to match the new mattress ..nothing more.
I bought one to get up on it’s it’s like climbing the up the Himalaya’s. Regular sheets no longer fits these monstratities.New sheets are now needed for this type of bedding .Each Sheet costs betwteen  $45 -$50 per sheet..and it still does not fit right.The corners are constantly riding up.In addition one must purchase some sort of elastic cord and clips to secure the sheet in order to keep it in place.
Even the  so-called  new regular size mattress is more or less the same .This is progress?
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Merchant Class vs. Middle Class


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Whenever you go 3rd World Nation or those countries either in Central America,The Middle East,The Far East what you have are the Lower income individuals and the Upper Class.They really don’t have a Middle Class.In place of the Middle Class what they have is a “Merchant Class”.
Every one who ever owned a retail shop anywhere across America will tell you this..In order to be  a succesful retailer you must have a secure source of where to get product..You must have a relative or close friend who is either a Manufacture,Distributor,Importer or a Repossessor. If you don’t then do not except to have a guarantee on a good stable price for merchadise..Get ready for your supplier to rake you over the hot coals .Don’t be surprised if you’re doing well that he doesn’t have a good friend of his open across the street with the same stuff that you sell only he gets his for less & hence out prices you.
In those nations that We described above it’s the exactly the same ..However while here in America if you’re not happy with a shopkeeper there a 20 different places that you can go for Lotto,or Chinese takeout,Pizza,Bagels etc.etc.etc  in  less than 5 minutes.
However in those above foreign nations that We discribed above in order to buy  merchandise in order to open up a shop ….It’s a closed & private club..passed down to each generation.Those merchants know that all to well and have a captive audience so to speak.They crap on customers and are so rude as to make Don Rickles sound pleasant..When they come here to America and open up shop they take that arrogant attitude here.This doess not apply to all immigrant shopkeepers .There are some fantasic proprietors out there. I won’t paint all of them with same broad brush..Having said that yoy’d be hard pressed  to find a pleasant Dry cleaner or  Green Grocer.
I had an exspensive pair of pants.I had to have the waist let out and inch..I brought in to Dry cleaners and instead of letting the waist out they took it in an and in doing so rendered my pants worthless to me.Try to get a refund..you could have 100 friends come and picket their place..they won’t budge.Look we had our share of nasty shopekeepers way before all any of  theses newcomers arrived in our shores.You may recall hearing this  growing up back in the 1950’s every single day at the local candy store”Hey put down that comic book what do you think this is a god damn libray”.This will keep occuring untill the next generation takes over the buisness.It’s not about race-Relgion- or Ethnictity but only about  foreign ways..I’ve exsperienced nany foreign shopkeepers they don’t understand the American way of being polite..plus they have  absolutly no tact whatosever.They will learn the hard way..You gotta be nice to customers.
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Why Does Obama’s Speech Pattern’s Or Accent Sound As If He Grew Up In A Inner City of America? …

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In all eight years of Obama was President including  his  time stumping on the Presidential campaign trail I never once heard any news media outlet or any on line news  contributors bring this subject up. However as Editor and Blog Administrator I will do so… 
Obama was raised in Indonesia moved there at age 2 and then moved  to Hawaii in 1972. Yet when he talks you would swear he was raised in any American inner city. I am Brooklyn Boy born in the 1940’s..I left Brooklyn way back in the late 1960’s.I was a guest on National Radio in 2004.Someome  who was a co worker of mine in the late 60’s tuned in and heard me speak He immediatly reconized  my voice..My Brookkyn accent never changed one bit on all those 40 years of being away from my hometown.
Thats my point..why did Obama’s accent and speech pattern’s change?I think when he spoke as a Politician he puts on this fake inner city style of speech.While I’m not raising the “Birther”issue… one has to walk away scratching his head in puzzelment…Why  did no body pick up on this before?
Al Gore is another Politician doing more or less of the same.When he’s  up North..he speaks in his best Harvard stlye English …but when he’s below the Mason Dixon line down South..If you shut your eyes you”d be hard pressed to he able to tell him apart from  that of Andy Griffith.Ask any Proffesor of language they will concure with me 100%…Is their speech patterns and accent contribed for the camera’s? I think so..what about you?

 

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A Lerman Report Exclusive… Are T.V. Networks & Commercials Subliminaly Pushing The Palestinian Agenda?

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  You be the Judge ..We posted these 4 pictures from current T.V.commercials.The first one depicting a school teacher in a class room hosting a box from  Progressive Insurance the 2nd of a manager at a Dairy Queen 3rd a woman making what it appears to be making  an imaginary frame around her face in a cute fashion and finally a Sprint pitchman.
All these commercial spots are attempting to manipulate your feelings thoughts & perceptions of some people of Arab decent.They look to be of  Middle Eastern origin though the actors themselves may be a different ethnic backgrounds..but its definite that they are not Swedish. The producers intent obviously is to make it appear as if  they of Middle Eastern background. The actors  in these commercials  present appear non threatening and  likeable folks.This is paramount to behavior modification.
 
 
We at the Lerman Report know this to be true..We were tipped off and told of this on the QT by confidential sources from within the Advertising Industry on the condition that we neither reveal their names or the firm in which employess them
With  the true political climate and turmoil World Wide emanating from this group its highly inappropriate to perpetrate  this charade.Yes among every religious ethnic Group there are nice folks and they have their stinkers.
 
However the producers of these commercials sole intent are not to really sell a product but to  project a false image solely to shape public thought in order to create an atmospher of acceptance of the mass immigration that  may come here in the near future.By doing this it sidetracks any form of the reality of the true situation of what this immigration concerning these new people arriving on our shores really means to us.If  their entry into Euroupe was any indication of what we are  to exspect ..Then we can plainly see that they do no want to assimulate into Western  Society. This Media with their Sneeky Back Door Presentation avoids mentioning what the true impact will be for our Nation and Western Society when they take up residance here.
 
This should never be neither the advertisers or sponcors function.They are supposed to be pitchman for consumer goods not to be part and parcial to pushing and promoting a movement or being Social Engineers.It’s down right despeptive..it’s misleading and why are the Networks permiting this to continue..Talk about “Fake News” or “Truth in Advertising” well this takes the cake.Who knows if the sponcors are accually aware that their commerical spot that their paying for are being used as a vehicle to push and promote something other than tbeir product….or could it be that they are perhaps part & parcial of this charade?
 
Rememember when Angela Merkel had reservation about allowing in all the  Muslim Immigrants to  settle in Germany he said reasured her saying .”In Euroupe your on the right side of history” Pretty Scary if you thats the fate that awaits us and the end of Western Judeo – Christian Culture as we know it today.This Nuvelle Philosophy of if  you can’t beat them then Join Them should never be an option.

 

We ultimately got believe that this is some sort of  propaganda blitz to have the American Pubic support the Palestinian side of the present day on going  Arab-Israeli Conflict.
 
We are left with no choice but conclude this as factual because we now witnessing the Palestinian keffiyeh (scarf) a checkerboard type pattern making many apearances on the scene being slipped into commercials. We saw Mens shirt cuffs Keffiyeh pattern..also a Baseball Cap worn backwards showing a distinct Keffiyeh pattern on the inside of the brim eve.It’s also being touted as the the new Multi Culturism..but keep an eye on the commercials and you”ll see more of the same of what we just discribed.
This is not by accident or hazardly..it’s downright deliberate..We’ve also spotted a crescent and quarter moon ornament (Islamic Symbol) placed on mobile type of display in the background on the hit show featuring small houses. Maybe it goes unnoticed except being registered subliminly..but it doesn’t fool The Lerman Report Staff..The commercial producers as well as many media outlets owes  the T.V. viewing  public an explanation as to as why they are doing this. .
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The Lerman Report Endorses Laura Gillen For Town of Hempstead Supervisor

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 Image result for extra news boy cartoon sign  It’s time for every concerned taxpayer to vote out The Republican Leadership in The Town of Hempstead .When you have such an entity in goverment the likes of The Town of Hempstead Industrial Review Board who are non elected officals who grants a multi million dollar giveway to the Green Acrea Mall Owners without any oversight from higher up officials.Somethings not right with that picture.A giveaway of that magatude had to pass muster with the higher up Elected Offcials. Hempstead Town Supervisor  Anthony Santino along with other elected higher ups claimed that they were not in the loop..You believe that? We at the Lerman Report.Com finds it hard to fathom that they were held in the dark..If you do then we have Bridge in Brooklyn that We’d like to sell you. Because as of right now of this each and every Valley Stream Homeowners Taxes will now go up anywhere from $950 to $ 1500 per year.. Today Valley Stream tommorro your town.. So please don’t try to convince us that the Higher Up Elected officals knew nothing of this deal untill it hit the Newspapers.(*note it’s now in the hands of the Court)
 On a different note The Town of Oyster Bay supervisor was indicted for corruption.Yet we will give him credit since his Town had the money to build Ice Skating Rinks,,Gyms,a New Parking Garage at The Hicksville Rail Road Station in addition his Towns homeowners got new sidewalks,curbs, aprons and new paved roads on their blocks.Why wasn’t these amenities ever slated and implemented in the T.O.H  Many T.O.H residents tell us it’s been over 40 years and still old have broken streets on their blocks.
 The Republican Party throughout Nassua County including the The Town of Hempstead  have become sort of an “Old Boys Club”.
If  your happy with the present situation in the T.O.H.then on Election Day pull the Republican lever when your on the voting Booth. If the Republican Canidate wins then its your no ones fault but your own .Then exspect nothing to change .Listen I never blame the victim but if you cast your vote for Santino then you whould be part and parcial to his victory..Wisen up  this time around vote for Laura Gillen.
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Voters Should End The Republican Dynasty In Nassau County…

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 It’s time to vote out Republican Party in Nassau County.For years they ran  roughshod over the taxpayers.They sold out any future for your Grandchildren to live and raise a family here in Nassau County.How many of you remember the Speed Camera’s? Though loud public outcry  put an end those Camera’s the Red Light Camera’s still exsist..and it really has nothing to do with the Road Safety..it’s all about Revenue nothing more.The Republican Party has become a sort of “Old Boys Club” The N.Y. State Fiscal Board pulls the purse strings for Nassau County no longer is allowed that privilege after years of Mismanagement.Yet there had never been massive layoffs in any attempt in order to balance the buget.
Nassau County pays among the highest taxes nationwide..There’s an old expression “A New Broom Sweeps Clean”.We’ve spoken to many registered Republican voters they tell that this time around they will vote a straight Democratic ticket. Vote this time around for Laura Curran.
We urge every Nassau Voter to do the same.
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