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An Open Letter To All Fans Of Competitive Eating..
There is a concerted effort underway to undermine both my past Eating Ability and my Contribution to competitive eating..I was never a mediocore eater and all my hard work and earnest efforts are being made out to be nonexistent. Further more input of mine into what was the burgeoning sport of competitive eating is now being made out to be of little or no importance. I helped shape and define the sport as it I today..I gave a 110% at every step of the way in day as an active participant in the sport..I was a champion eater who paved the way and set the table so to speak for those individuals that Eat today..I never entered competitive eating to do unpaid promos or to subscribe to Andy Warhol’s 15 minutes of fame but to enter and win contests..That was my goal then and that’s the way I feel now.
Now the only thing that I can still cling to as my claim to fame is My Butter and Baked Bean Record This is My “LEGACY ” and now I’m being usurped..
I found this you tube of few retired eaters or eaters no longer associated with Either Nathan’s Famous or IFOCE… The Footage shown above was apparently sold to the makers of this clip which the U.N. is circulating to combat World Hunger .However both my image and name(on my hat) are clearly visable in plain site. I never gave any permission,authorization or written consent for this footage to be used in such a manner. Thou I’m not pointing fingers at anyone nun the less I’d like to know how did the producers of this clip acquired this footage? I brought it to the attention of Nathan’s Famous a while back to no avail & it still remains on you tube..recently the music portion was omitted ..but that’s not acceptable to me..here is the clip. View it for yourself . Don Lerman
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“Record by Don Lerman Stands” Butter Contest 2002 Glutton Bowl Accual Event.. Please Watch..
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“LA Beast do you know who I am?.. I’m DON LERMAN & I made my name in this sport when you going out with Cheerleaders”
Recently there was an attempt to Break Don “Moses” Lerman’s long standing Butter Eating Record by someone who calls himself The LA Beast. All during the contest that Don Lerman set the Butter Record the actual sticks of Butter used at “The Glutton Bowl were cut from big blocks of butter not precut 1/4lb.sticks that come in a 4 pack from stores.. They were actually between 1/4 & 1/2lb. Sticks used in the 2002 contest close it to (check out the video and see for Yourself) . Plus it was done in a contest under actual contest competition conditions..This is a standing World Record accomplished in a big contest on national TV and not at some rinky dink local burger challenge at Shlomo’s burger Joint. Show some respect for Pioneer in the sport.. Any attempt to break Lerman’s record should be done in an actual contestant and not in confines of someone’s basement . Leave the basement filming to shows such as Pee Wees playhouse. Don Lerman informs us that he should be accorded the courtesy to be on hand waiting in the wings during any such event… Under those conditions he will be a good sport and be the first to shake the winners hand, hoist his arm high & congratulate him . Having said that.. The current clip circulating is that of L.A.Beast and his Butter attempt… It appears not taped with a cellphone but that perhaps it was filmed by a professional film crew. We have a sneaking suspension that perhaps someone else may have a hand in this fiasco.. You don’t have to be a rocket Scientist to figure that out… if our assumptions ring true than we think we know who was behind it and we’d be highly offended and hurt.
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Kill Or Abuse An Animal Punishment Should Be The Same As if you did It To a Human
If You Kill Or Abuse An Animal Punishment Should Be The Same As A Human. No more slap on the wrists for those for those who do harm to animals.. When you ride a subway or MTA train ot bus in N. Y. State if you asullt a conductor the law is so written that the same penelty appiles as if you asulted a cop..7 years in prison now I am not comparing the 2 other than to bring out that the law must be applied equally. The animal abuse laws have to be rewriten at the penelity becomes servere the same as if you asulted or killed a human. I know some will say well what about farm animals in our food chain that goes to slaughter thou I’m saddened by that situation for the purpose of this post shall not aprouch that subject righ now. I see all sort of horror stories of animal abuse hit and runs by automobiles to Abandonment and every sort of cruelity whether its dog fighting or labortory experiments or just some crazy bastard with plain old neglect abuse and murder of animals ..Time to change the laws . *read examples below..
Cruelty to animals can be prosecuted as either a misdemeanor or felony with a fine up to $1000 and/or imprisonment up to 1 year. Intentionally and maliciously torturing or injuring an animal can be prosecuted as either a misdemeanor with a fine up to $5000 and/or imprisonment upto 5 years .
Read examples below
WARNING EX. VERY GRAPHIC IMAGES – STOP ANIMAL ABUSE
Worst cases of animal cruelty – Daily Express
TOP ANIMAL ABUSE (WARNING CONTAINS SOME GRAPHIC …
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Take Congressional Funded Studies With A Grain Of Salt..
Whenever you hear on the news that a study has been conducted for lets say for example “The Dangers Of Eating Meat Thats Been Cooked Well Done Or Any Health Realted Issue…Its like Ripley’s ..believe it or not..The one conducting the study most proberly received a Federal grant to study it..These grants are known as Government” Pork Barrel” giveaways to influencial and well conected people.This shameful waste of our tax dollar is equaly conducted on both sides of the isle by The both the Republicans and Democratics.We would venture to say that it’s most likely that there isn’t one member of Member of either Congress or the Senate That doesn’t engage in being part and parcial to Pork Barrel grants are routinely tagged onto Congressional bills ..These grants can be anywhere in the range of $600,00 way up into million$ of dollar$ per grant..Many of these “Grant Studies” have not only been conducted before but many many times before yielding the exact same results. This may be the biggest waste of U.S.Tax Dollars yet ..Like We mentioned hundreds if not thousands of these type of grants are regularly passsing muster through the halls of Congress yearly. So I don’t give much crediance whenever I hear advice from the people conducting these studies.So we at the Lerman Report urge everyone to call or write your representives and voice your displeasure and demand more Transparency on whats is include in Congressional Bills.
Click on links below..
1.HOW CONGRESSIONAL EARMARKS AND PORK-BARREL SPENDING UNDERMINE …
2.THE 10 MOST OUTRAGEOUS PORK BARREL PROJECTS OF 2016 | THE FISCAL TIMES.
3. GOVERNMENT PORK IS ALIVE AND WELL | THEHILL.
4.Pork barrel – Wikipedia.
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Don’t Like Trump? Do Not Look To Overturn Trumps Election Results..
Democrats and people on the left want to attempt to overturn the Presidential election results. If the election results get overturned that it will be the end of Democracy as we know it..A precedent will be set allowing overturing election results… Do not go down that route..If Trump is found to have committed any malfeasance or anything illegal than Impeach him then indite him and then Jail him ..Just as it would be done with any corrupt office holder. But to overturn an Election? We are even hearing disgruntled voices yelling for a Military Coupe and a lot of this subversive talk is coming from well known “A” List Celebrities no less..No active duty General is going to risk his enormous Pension and the thought of spending his Golden Years in Levenworth..Anyone who chereshes the thought of living in nation where there are no elections and have Military Rule..Then We have good news for you..We hear that there are many homes avaiable in North Korea and Cuba.We’d like to remind Everybody that We are not some Rinky Dink Bannana Republic We live by the Election Results whether we like the outcome or not.
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Nassau County Must Adopt Exact Resturant Health Code Law As N.Y.C.
***For Nassau County Residents and visitors.READ ON
…Nassau County Must Adopt Exact Resturant Health Code Law As N.Y.C. The Dinning public has a right to know who has a Roach or Rodent problem..who’s back room and kitchen has the mice droppings etc ..etc..etc.We heard that although there will this code system .the rating cards will not be displayed in the resturants window as N.Y.C. law requires. Why ?We want the rating cards displayed just like it is in N.Y.C. resturants ..no less..write your county executive today and let them know how you feel.
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Whatever Happened To Decent Toppings On Ice Cream Sundaes?
Whatever happened to the good old fashioned Ice Cream Toppings ? In it’s place is stuff that has absolutly no buisness whatsover ever being in any sort of either Ice Cream Parlor or Frozen Yogart Eatery. I find the nuevel toppings not only ridiculous but not appietizing in the least. Gone are the Wet Walnuts,The Deluxe Sweetened Pinapple Topping,The Hot Fudge ,The Hot Butterscotch and a Cornicoppia of other Toppings that went to the wayside along with other great food of the past. We most likely will never see them again if they are avaiable they most proberly be of an inferier quality at best ..Here is sample listing of the crap that took their place being pawned on us today…You be the Judge…
- Fresh Fruit. ..
- M&M’S….
- Broken up Cookies.
- Gummy Bears …
- Cookie Dough
- Broken up Candy Bars
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Don Lerman Convinces President Of Krispy Kreme to Hold Contest In 2001
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Don Lerman Convinces President Of Krispy Kreme to Hold Contest In 2001
Back in 2001 I camped out all night to be the 1st costumer at the new East Meadow L.I. Krispy kreme donuts. I meet Ken Grimbal a local Cable reporter from new 12 ,he had done a peice on the Matzoh ball contest with me,I asked him to if he could get me on the air , there I met Sylvia Carter Newsday reporter who had me demonstrate eating a dozen donuts and also ran a 4 page spread on me in L.I. Newsday my hometown paper, there I met the president of Kripy kreme donuts who was interested in a donut eating contest but the president of franchises nixed the idea saying it wouldn’t dignify it with a contest
and it would make them look bad. you can see the president first from the left and a 142 lb thin Don Lerman in the far right in a black Tee shirt , next to Ken Grimbal holding the microphone , they neverhad the contest, but I was sceduled to cut the ribbon at the new Philadelphia Krispy Kreme location in the near future. Now I understand that some 5000 people have signed up for a contest” all to my early efforts , you can thank me ”..
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Today’s Obsession With Shampoo…
Typical Shampoo Isle in Todays Drug Store
“Hair” by the Cowsills–
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I never saw many different brands of shampoo in my life..When I was growing up in the 1950’s we had only 3 Brands Prell, Breck and Johnson’s Baby shampoo and that’s it . Most people used a bar of soap and that was good enough..Fast forward around 15 years Head and Shoulders hit the market they saturated the airwaves promoting their Dandroof Shampoo . Today you have not only have to buy the shampoo but a bottle conditioner as well. The difference between Shampoo and soap is that there is actually detergent in today’s Shampoo not unlikewhat you do your laundry with. However in ever bottle of shampoo there are trace amounts of conditioner otherwise it would be no different than washing your hair using a box of Tide. I say all this Shampoo is nothing but frivolous. You can clean your hair with your bath soap and you’ll get the same results..Instead of spending your hard earned money on an expensive bottle of shampoo bring your money right over to your toilet bowl and flush…It quicker..it’s easier..bottom line either way line which ever one you choose to do… ..your just throwing your money down the drain.
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Next War IDF’s General Staff Better Not Be Asleep At The Wheel.
IDF Chief of Staff Eisenkot
Bibi Netanyahu said it all with his most famous saying “If the Arabs would put down their weapons there would be no more war. If Israel puts down their weapons there would be no more Israel”.
There never has never been a more accurate and truthful assessment of the Arab-Israeli Situation. In The next war The Arabs will be going to come after Israel with every thing they got. From Hezbola to Hamas to Issis right up to Fatah their gonna go to after Israel from every which way…Gaza,Sinai, West Bank,Syria,,Lebanon and Jordon.Let no one underestimate their fighters ability or resolve as they have some tough Mother Fu-kers out there ..not exactly a rag tail Army of years past lacking only Aircraft and Tanks. As an Arm Chair Quarterback I say don’t let history repeat itself as it was done in The Yom Kipper War by David “Dado” Elazar Chief of Staff IDF war and eventually forced to resign for basically being caught with his pants down so to speak as Invading Eyptians and Sryian Forces atempted to take Israel by surprise. This time the General Staff must not be sleeping behind the wheel. What other Arab Goverments if any will be involed in the next war? Can anybody say with any degree of certainty that they will remain noncombants?
We would bet our bottom dollar that when the shit hits the fan there be will most likely highly saturated carpet bombing on the Israeli border by the Israeli Air Force. When we we Turkey’s Erdogon agitating and instigating Chaos and vilance to erupt..remember He won’t be anywhere near those hot spots always remaining above the fray just like the rest of all the Palestinan leadership all far From the front lines..Like we said earlier there s no second chance for Israel..
Yom Kippur War – Facts & Summary – HISTORY.com
Hamas’ Armed Wing Numbers In The Tens Of … – Business Insider
How Many Fighters Does the Islamic State Really Have? – War on the ...
Don’t Be Fooled. Hezbollah Is Bigger and Badder Than Ever – The Tower
Iran Vs. Israel: Who Would Win An All-Out War? – Mic
Time difference between Jerusalem, Israel and the world
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Sad To Say That When It Comes To The Electorate Former Military Service Has No Value.
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Whether your a fan of John Mc Cains politics or not that’s not the point of this post …I decided to write this story because it was reported yesterday that Senator John Mc Cain has been diagnosed with Brain cancer.I had an Uncle who was an American Serviceman Prisoner of war in WWII and spent time in one of the infamous German Stalag’s .. It was no walk in the park & nothing like the old T.V. Show Hogan”s Hero’s. John Mc Cain was a Navy Pilot who was shot down in Vietnam…His arms were broken in the ejection fall from his aircraft ..His father John Mc Cain Sr. was a current serving Big Time U.S.Navy Admiral and because of that fact The North Vietnamese were willing him release him and return him home to the U.S. However John Mc Cain wanted no special treatment that wasn’t accorded any other POW and declined the offer and stayed on as a POW..His arms were never tended to properly and it never healed right leaving him limited motion from that point on .As a POW he lived in what became to be known as “The Hanoi Hilton” …his accommodations remain among the most deplorable conditions you ever saw ..POW “s were often crated like dogs.
Any Former military Service is by no means any Barometer of political qualification to fill an elected government office.What I’m trying to convey is today it means Zilch, Nada..Bubiks. So after 50 years of no military Draft Being a Veteran when running for office has become nothing to be either honored or looked up to and of no value at the ballot box not even a veteran whose exploits rival that of a Sgt. York or an Audy Murphy ../end
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Israel Must Switch From Chief Rabbinate’s Office In Favor of A Board of Rabbi System
The Sephardi Chief Rabbi (Yitzhak Yosef) The Ashkenazi Chief Rabbi (David Lau)
