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Testicle-Eating Fish Species”Pacu”Caught In Lake Lou Yaeger In Illinois

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A close-up of the pacu caught in Lake Lou Yaeger in Illinois.
When biologists say the pacu fish eats nuts, they may be correct in more ways than one.
The pacu, a toothy fish that can weigh up to 55 pounds, has been spotted in Lake Lou Yaeger in Illinois, KSDK reports.
Responding to a report that a fisherman had reeled in a piranha on June 7, lake superintendent Jim Caldwell brought the fish to the Illinois Department of Natural Resources, where it was identified as a pacu. Some reports say another pacu was seen a couple of weeks later.
Caldwell said he is still swimming in the lake nearly every day. Pacus primarily eat nuts, aquatic vegetation and snails, he told KDSK, and pose no real threat to humans.
Residents of Papua New Guinea may beg to differ. There, according to British fisherman Jeremy Wade, the pacu is known as the “ball cutter.” In 2011, Wade said locals informed him that two fisherman had died from blood loss after something in the water had bitten off their testicles, according to the Metro.
“The locals told me that this thing was like a human in the water, biting at the testicles of fishermen,” Wade said.
Wade determined that the perpetrator was the pacu, which is known for having human-like teeth. The angler did note that such attacks are uncommon,

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Tip Of The Day …Don’t Tip in a Restuarant , Then Get Ready for Spit Soup

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My old adage ” The Tip is nothing more than intimidation” You tip a Barber so he don’t mess you up, you tip a super , so god forbid you have a flood he shows up. don’t tip enough or at all when you go out to eat the next time you get spit soup or steak Ala flatulence, In our time rest assured we all had our share of spit soup. Myself and another eater was practicing for the Wing Bowl a while back when the Chinese buffet informed us that we had all the wings he intends to let us have , we complained loudly , we got the wings , but got sick , everyone in the back probably cleared their throat in our food. sadly there isn’t a waiter or kitchen help or chef that hasn’t spit in food, its a long standing restaurant tradition. remember the waiter is the last one to handle your food tip him well  and at a buffet don’t overstay your welcome ..end
 

Tip Of he Day…A Word To The Wise Don’t Ever Sit By a Window Seat When at a Restuarant

guy-picking-noseThe year was 1959 I was 10 years old , I just finished having a meal at Grabsteins kosher Deli in Canarsie Brooklyn, as I exited the restaurant I couldn’t help notice a family having lunch by the window seat in restaurant,I was already outside at the time near the window, a thought quickly raced in my mind . I quickly picked my nose and shimmered it on the window, ruining the families meal. the husband started yelling and threw his hands up in disgust as the waiter came out with a rag to clean the window , I ran away fast.. to this day I will never sit by a window seat in a restaurant for that reason .

 

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TIP OF THE DAY… BY DON LERMAN

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      MY TIP OF THE DAY IS AS FOLLOWS… ALWAYS CARRY A CLOTHES PIN WITH YOU WHENEVER YOU GO OUT TO EAT IN A RESTAURANT! WHY ? YOU ASK, BECAUSE LETS SAY THAT RIGHT BEFORE YOU DINE YOU HAVE TO GO URINATE ,NO.1  AND SOMEONE IS IN THE TOILET A LONG TIME BEHIND THE TOILET DOOR, WHAT THEY ARE  DOING IS NUMBER 2, CHANCES ARE THAT YOU DON’T NORMALLY CARRY A GAS MASK ON YOU , SO MY SUGGESTION IS ALWAYS CARRY A CLOTHES PIN. THIS WILL ENABLE YOU TO LEAVE THE TOILET AREA AND STILL ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

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FaceBook Not Fun Anymore…

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Facebook is no longer enjoyable. The pop of adds are  an abortion making it vertualy impossible to enjoy reading a story, The stories are nothing but news teasers and some time the story that you click on doesn’t even exist in the article, The coments that people post are of the most vile rasist, bigoted hateful stuff ever writen …It under goes no editing , screening  or   oversite whatssoever, The hate is often sent from a phony facebok accounts strictly set up to troll and exspouse hate, when you click onto the site hateful speech  it often is loaded with pictures of hitler  ,and much other hate groups .hence its a phoney account.  Unless Facebook changes the above faults ,their users and fan base will  dessert them like the plague.

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Bussing Your Own Tables & Pumping Your own Gas

 What  McDonalds did was to train the dining out public to bus thier own tables, When this first occured in the late 1960’s I used to leave my tray on the table for an employee to take it away .I don’t work for them nor draw a salary from them I used to say,Like a trained circus animal the public soon learned what is exspected of them,not only do they have to bring the food to the tables themselves but bus as well.

  Then their is the gas stations ,at one time the atttendant used to wash your windows ,check your oil, check your tire presure,  andpump the gas for you..today theyy do squat,Mr.And Mrs Public now pumps their own gas. the air pump at one time had bells stop ringing when the correct amount  of dialed tire presure was achieved today ita a guessing game unlees you  carry a tire gage,the gas stations do nothing anymore ,tou and do not draw asalary from them either , In N.Y.  state thereis al little known law in that if you are a senior citizen or diabled.the gas staion must pumpt for you ifyour unable to do it yourself..fat chance,the atendant plays possum when you ring for them.

  I’m a creature of habit,I  remember White Castle Hamburgers had acar hop dressed in a beell hop style blue uniform ,they would come to your  car,you’d roll down the window half way and they had a speacial tray thatfit onto your window and you would eatin your car ,when they stoped bel hop sevice for years  I would eat the white castls in my car.,it took years untill I dinned inside the  resturnant.

 What I’m trying to convay is the public is a bunch of Shuckks to let this happen ,The public should have refused all this less sevice years ago..To

Late now..Sorry

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A Shame ,Its Barbeque Time and Hot dogs Cost more than Filet mignon

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  Its summer time and we all want to barbeque, Whats happening it’s either it’s collusion ,it’s collusion on  among the  hotdogs manufacturers,distributers or provisions companies( that the last rung that handles the HOT DOGS before they go the stores. Its a low down dirty crying shame that if you plan on feeding a family  at least  4 franks and beans ,including the buns and beans ,its accually more costly than prime rib or filet mignon, I know that a quality brandhot dog package goes for anywher  from $4.99 – $5.99 for a 5 or 6pack. Now if you don’t care about  eating mechanicaly seperated  chicken parts mixed with pork and beef by procducts ,there is always triple S or John Merrell. There should be an investagation by the consumer  divisions of each county it ruining summer for   us.

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After Careful Thought.. I will Sit Out The Presidential Election

 

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After careful Thought I will Sit Out The Presidential Election .When I see that Trump  Sent out a Tweet wih a Star of  David On a negative Tweet concerning  Hillary, I can no longer in good concsience support him any longer..I keep asking myself maybe it was a sherrifs Star or perhaps some aid was handling his tweets and he wasnt on top of it , But as of right  now I’m done with him. I know His daughter Converted to Judaism and his grandson is Jewish ..No excuse,

   I’m no fan of Hillay Clinton , I will no longer voter on the Democratic party line..I feel that they reek of Anti Semitism by their past and present actions Whats sad is that neither the left or the right is courting the once saugh Jewish Vote. TheJewish voting block of old has shrunk due to intertermariage and  the younger Jews who Don’t grasp the  old Jewish  way of thinking concerning Politics,and have some liberal ideals that aren’t in concert with supporting Jews and Isreal… Unless Trump makes some sort of Mia culpa, I wont support himand will sit out  the  election ..Don Lerman

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Gersh Kuntzman On firing an Ar-15.he thinks thats Tough ?

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In response to the article and video created by NY Daily News reporter Gersh Kuntzman describing the absolute horror of the AR-15, a brave soul decided to test the recoil of an AR-15 by shooting it from his nose.

In response to the article and video created by NY Daily News reporter Gersh Kuntzman describing the absolute horror of the AR-15, a brave soul decided to test…
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Brit Exit From E.U. ..Hip Hip Horray !

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 Related image   It’s about time a major Euroupean nation took a bod step snd voted to exit the the E.U.

Open borders ? What were they ever thinking when they impelemented that ? Now Britian will once agan regain ts sovernty as a free nation, Speaker Ryan when asked what he felt concerning the .British exit vote from the E.U,…He replies” he British electorate has spoken and he respects thier vote”,but when it comes tp the Trump republican vote he has issues with it ..how strange  , on one hand respects British Voters but not American ones , how bizzare>

 We at the Lerman Report are in favor of the succession vote, Just look at what open Border policy has done for Britain a well as a nose dive in their economy, We highly appauade thias move /end

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Why red Light cameras are Not Timed Right

Ever notice why red light cameras are not timed right ? Have you often been the lead car after a red light and hit the next red light ? The reason is very simple..the more the motorist stops and goes, the more gasoline they use up and hence the more gas taxes they pay at thje pump. Municipalities often deliberty program red light cameras that was solely for that reason as We stated above,so when you keep hitting red  lights all the time  it not by accident or chance

Republicans Signed A pledge To Support Winner..Guess What ” They Lied”‘

                 

 Related image     Republicans Signed A pledge To Support the primary Winner..Guess What? ” They Lied”‘ and now show that they are a party with out honor. Trump won fair and square,he beat a field concisting of 17 canidates and put away each one one by one ,an now deserves the party’s endorsement. For Speaker of the House Ryan to say that he is not in his corner  is pathetic, for Mit Romney who saught and recieved a larger donation fromtrump when he ran for President to now turn on him ,is nothing short of a charactor flaw ..both men are empty suits ,how they got this far in politics is beyond me .This  non support is unpresidented in modern polticts .

   Whats really going on is that they are extremely  upset that a political  outsider to clinched the nomination it doesn’t sit well with the republican heirarchy. If trump with his miillions can’t secure the party’s support to run for president then what chance does an average Joe have to run for office with little money ?..answer..none

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