Gettting Old … Robot Body Awaits You Soon !


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  In 20 years or less a complete bionic body will be at hand for an implant of your brain as the control center. The only thing holding it up is scientists and Doctors really don’t know too much about the brain and  making a transplant at this juncture in time nearly impossible. No longer  will be we in aging bodies  running out of steam , right now as we speak I posted below stories on bionic legs and arms .. Judge for yourself/end

First mind-controlled bionic leg a ‘groundbreaking’ advance
Modular Prosthetic Limb: Bionic arm ‘like something from space ..

Man Has Nose Grown On ForeHead

A new nose, grown by surgeons on Xiaolian's forehead, is pictured before being transplanted to replace the original nose, which is infected and deformed, at a hospital in Fuzhou

After A horrible car accident  Xiaolian, at a hospital in Fuzhou, Fujian province cartridge was taken from his ribs and  a nose was grown on his forehead, , This procedure was invented believe it or not by Gallello hundreds of years ago , we will let you know soon when its completed/end

Chinese man has new nose grown on his FOREHEAD – Mirror Online
That really is a nose job! Chinese man has new nose grown on his ..
Chinese doctors grow new nose on man’s forehead – USA Today



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Long Island N.Y. Drinking Water Is It Killing You?





 Long Islands Water supply (Nassua & Suffolk Counties) comes from an underground aquafer . I know that when i turn on my shower in the morning it smells like  I’m in an indoor pool with all that chorine .Is that water safe to drink ? The water company says yes , I say let them serve it to their familiesi if its acceptable to drink. Someone told me that the top layer  of water is unexeptable or un potable and that they are  dont want to drill close to the brakish level.
If we can have oil rigs that go deep miles deep why can’t we go deep for water? Even if they filter out all that crap they can’t filter out the metals in the water  as a matter of fact you can’t even boil out the metals . and every  one likes nice green lawn with all the poision we put on it , Perhaps a momumetal task can be put in motion to get water for the Island from updastate like  N.Y. C. gets theirs.My  untill that time  comes adviseis stick to drink bottled water./end

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A Tiny Chip Implanted In Your Brain Will Perform All Remote Controled Use In The Near Future




If IOnly Had A Brain
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In The Near Future A Tiny Chip Implanted In Your Brain Will Perform All Remote Controlled. functions. It will cover all remote functions such as turning on and off all electrical appliances , lock and unlock doors, perform all function that normally are done with a remote control or a computer Mouse.
The technology is at hand all is needed  is a very skillful team of brain surgeons to implant and integrate it into the brain .So stand by  because in the next will see this come to be a reality /end

You Never See A Bald Bum… Think About It !

 Hallelujah, I’m a Bum Again!” 
         I remember watching the Johnny Carson Tonite show and Dick Van Patton star of eight is enough was on Dick Van Patton went on to say that you never see a bald bum! That  statement stuck in my mind this last 45 years. Now there are many men who stay all night at bars drinking and are bald as a Billiard Ball. I figured it out….If your intake of alcohol  is  90 – 95% of your consumption of Alcohol  it does something to the hair growth . It seems to makes it thicker and stronger.   I wonder if  applying rubbing alcohol on  your head as topical would do the trick ?  The next time you spot a bum on the street buy him some food and take a look at his hair .I guarantee that you will see that I’m 100% right in my assumption/end

PATENT PENDING… My Intellectual Property… Poll.. Big Belly Clothing Line For Men(Cousin Chubby’s)

I  ( Don Lerman)  have this idea for mens shirts to be cut and designed different then they are right now as we speak. Mens shirts are sized by the chest size for example: 36in -38in is small , 38in – 40 in is medium  42 in -44 large  and 46in – 48 in is x large so on and so forth , get the picture?
My idea is to have the shirts cut biger in the belly area as the belly is always the first area to gain weight and leave the chest sizes alone . .Sort of like a materninty blouse for men so to speak .It’s an idea which time has come perhaps graced with the name Cousin Chubbys Big Belly , the ‘big belly line of shirts for heavier men .. whats your take let us know right here with our poll


If An Illegal Firearm Is Used In A Crime ..Make Manufactures Of Weapon Pay Compensation To Victims

 Cher Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
If An Illegal Firearm Is Used In a   Crime then there should be a law that make Manufactures Of  Weapon should  Pay Compensation To Victims as plain and simple as that.
If I were a betting man I would bet that the Gun manufacturers are producing way over the amount  of Guns that are intended for Gun Shop orders strictly to keep up supply and demand available for the corner street sales(Saturday Night Specials) I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if thats  whats occurring if I were  a betting man .
I say force the gun manufacturer to pay the  victims full compensation when an illegal firearm if it is used in a commission of a crime ./end



Ain’t Called That No More… Partial List

                                                                                                                                        Here is A Partial List
  1 Prescriptions are now Scripts
2. Script  writing is now Cursive
3.Funky used to be the brown spot on your underwear after a week in the hamper , now its a modern article of clothing 
4.Stewardesses are now Flight Attendants.
5.French Fries or now simplified called Fries
6..Before WWI French Toast was called German Toast
Sauerkraut  was changed to Liberty Cabbage
.8.Frankfurters  Became  Hot dogs
 9.A Tapered Barber Haircut is Now a Fade
10.Pizza Parlors to Pizzerias or Pizza Store 
11, Sanitary Napkins are Now Pads
12, Shell shock is now Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome 
13, Going Steady is Now in Relationship or An Item
 14.House Phone is now a Land Line

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Plastic Surgery… To Look Like The Rest Of Society

  I often wondered why people get plastic surgery?  I can see if they had a clef lip at birth or an accident and was disfigured,but low self-esteem is what drives for example a Jew or Italian to name  a few groups  to perhaps get a nose job to fit into society better or an Asian to get an eye lift to look more occidental (western).
What happens in countries such as Israel,Italy or France where people have larger noses and that’s the norm. There is always a non-Jewish population living in Israel and a non-Italian group residing in Italy and France that are citizens now I’m not talking about a hand full but thousands.Do the non-Jewish Population in Israel or Non Italian population in Italy or France actually go to Plastic surgeons and get their noses enlarged? Sounds crazy no? but no less bizarre or no different from a Jew getting his or her nose shortened  in this country right here in America …think about it..same principle being performed .. It’s all about SELF ESTEEM that’s whats missing  from.many peoples lives today.
Alan king had a nose job so did Dean Martin and Neal Diamond Janet Jackson to name a few.  How sad and pathetic that they feel that they need to alter their facial features to fit into society and are ashamed of their ethic features and feel that’s the answer in order to fit or blend in today’s society.I’m proud to have  my ethic features and wouldn’t have them changed for all the gold in Fort Knox  /end