Jewish Synagogue Service Attendance At An All Time Low

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Jewish Synagogue Service is on the ropes and it’s due partly because of old school ideas.  I went to Florida a while back and wanted to attend a celebration of a relatives 85th Birthday at the shull..I was denied entry because I was not dressed properly in a suit & tie.I flew down there to be apart of that joyous  celebration..It seems that my clothes are important than my Character 

             READY FOR  CHANGE ?

                 THEN READ ON…..

1. Get rid of the Cantor and replace it with a Good Stand Up Comedian..You will  pack the people in once again like in years past.
Today’s Cantor’s are old hat (no pun intended) On the High Holy Days they earn more than Sinatra did when he headlined back in the day at the Sands Hotel.
 2..Let the People attending sit on comfortable leather lounge chairs like you’d find in an expensive Hotel Lobby.
3. Let the  Congregants have coffee or any beverages including food available during the service .Smokers if you got em..then light em up!
4.Dress code let the Congregants wear whatever they choose so long as its cleanly washed or and pressed.

5.Shorten the length of the service .


6.Teach Hebrew  exactly in same method as the Chinese or Greek Schools do when those groups send their kids to learn their Ethnic language.They do a first-rate job teaching their kids to speak their native tongue as if they grew up abroad. 
For Jews let us take a page from those Greek and  Chinese Language Schools and immediately stop teaching our children Hebrew phonetically.  While many Jews can read Hebrew but don’t understand what they are reading as it mumbled during the service  faster than the speed of light.

7..End those big 6 six salary’s that Rabbi’s are receiving today and all the perks that go with it such as an all expense paid house to live in.If they earn a salary then let them pay their own living costs like everyone else. Before WWII many Rabbis lived off their own funds.The Synagogue should exist for the congregants to gather and pray not for Rabbi’s to make a living


8. Except any one from whether born from a Jewish  Mother or Jewish Father into the Jewish Fold . Acceptance from a Jewish Mother is not Torah Based.In Judea Roman soldiers took liberty’s with Jewish Woman sometimes against their will…hence there was a question regarding the status of any offspring of this union.Rabbi’s of that time decreed that any children born if this union are to be considered to be 100% Jews and not illegitament .Kariates consider Paternal desencion when determining  the child’s status.Time to change all this..
While I believe in a Traditional Hebrew language Service. There remains no reason whatsoever why we must be uncomfortable  while we Worship. Where is it written in stone (No pun Intended) That that’s the way it must be done? Listen do you want to see the Jewish faith continue and flourish or go to the wayside..Then wake up to change.
         This goes for any and all denominations or Streams of Judaism from Orthodox to Reform & everything in between that’s my proposal ..take it or leave it..Moses Lerman.


Canned Laughter On Sit-Coms Got To Go


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        I hate canned laughter on sit coms , phony laughter that is supposed to prompt the T.V .audience to laugh at what is not even marginally funny , nobody likes it.  The only comedy that was on T.V.that I saw that had no laugh-track was Larry Davids Curb Your Enthusiasm – Whats yours thoughts?

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Kaci Hickox, a nurse who recently returned to the United States after working in Ebola-ravaged West Africa, sent CNN this image of the tent where she was being isolated for Ebola monitoring Sunday, October 26, in New Jersey. Hospital officials told CNN the indoor tent is in a climate-controlled extended-care facility adjacent to a hospital. Hickox has twice tested negative for Ebola.

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      Ebola  nurse  Kaci Hickox says she will sue if she s not released for  quarantine , why should the whole East Coast  be in jeopardy for the incubation period for 21 days ,because she don”t like the accommodations?. If I was the New jersey governor I wouldn’t have budged ,I say all suspected Ebola patients should be forced to stay off shore in West  Africa for the whole 21 day incubation period   .period !

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Nurse quarantined in New Jersey after returning from Ebola …

Ebola Nurse Kaci Hickox Will ‘Understand’ Her Quarantine

Write Your Phone Company To Stop Telemarketing and Unknown Calls





       Write or call  your phone Company To Stop Telemarketing  and Unknown Call …Restricted  and Private calls The no call  list that nearly everyone signed up for  has no teeth . The reason why we are getting Telemarketing  as unknown private or restricted is if they use their real phone number them they will get a hefty fine as simple as that.

Telemarketing firms can have a fake number show up with either  merely a name or just a locality,just try calling that number back ..its non existent. Ma Bell ir the cell phone perviders sits by & does nothing because they make money on ever call .Complain loudly and don’t answer blocked Calls /end


Never Yell At A Shop keeper



    Never yell at a store owner any time at any type of store &  I’ll tell you why ….If you yell lets say at barber for a lousy haircut or store keeper for not cashing your winning lotto ticket ..If some drunk in the middle of the night breaks his store window unrelated to your dispute with the shopkeeper..they will blame you .You can take that advice to the bank..that should be awake up call not to yell  at a Shopkeeper anymore. Anyone can get their point across very well now with out screaming . /end9