The U. S .Must Require Stronger Stringent Regulations On Imported Produce From South America.

The U. S .Must Require  Stronger Stringent  Regulations On Imported Produce From South  America. They must prove that they dont use pesticides and insecticides that are banned by the Food & Drug Administration and be willing to have U.S inspection teams inspect their growing fields and if they are found in non compliance with our regulations whether with the water they grow with or chemicals they us…an immediate ban on importing their produce,plain & simple…end

The Andrew Sisters – South American Way

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Editorial On My Status In Competitive Eating

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When I see other eaters that came on the  scene after me and  are still active eaters it hurts me , On the eve that I undergo my colonosphy, I will proclaim that I am not done at the competitive eating table , not by a long shot  .Without my efforts competitive eating wouldn’t have got on off the ground. I gave my credence as the Matzah ball champ to cross over to enter the Nathans Hot dogs changing it from a single food contest to a  sport, I developed the water Technic to expand the stomach. the first eater to go out of state for a contest and I think I was a top notch eater.. I gave a 110% at each and every contest and in the end i’m belittled and made out to be nothing , well plan on seeing me in the near future  competing, I didn’t complete the career that I started out to do and have my work cut out for me ,

I have my new Dental Implants , And I can chew threw solid  cement if i have to so I leave you all with this thought..to quote General Mac Arthur ” I shall return”

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Takeru Kobayashi, ex Coney Island hot dog-eating champ, says he would have won if he competed BY MEENA HARTENSTEIN DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

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Takeru Kobayashi, 32, was released from jail after his arrest July 4th for trespassing the Coney Island hot dog eating competition.

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      Takeru Kobayashi, 32, was released from jail after his arrest July 4th for trespassing the Coney Island hot dog eating competition.

The six-time winner of Nathan’s Famous July Fourth International Hot Dog Eating Contest, who sat this year’s competition out, says he would have won if he had participated.
“I was ready to beat the world record,” Kobayashi, 32, told AOL News, speaking through an interpreter. “When I see the record of the top, I probably would have beat that.”
Instead, the Japanese competitive eater watched this year’s event from the sidelines, claiming a contract dispute with his sponsor Major League Eating prohibited him from competing in other eating challenges without approval.
His arch-rival Joey (Jaws) Chestnut, who has won every year of the hot dog battle since 2007, rose to the top again, pounding 54 dogs in 12 minutes.
But Kobayashi still found a way to make it into the spotlight, storming the stage in a “Free Kobi” shirt and landing himself in handcuffs.
He was ultimately charged with trespassing, resisting arrest and obstructing governmental administration, and since he is not a U.S. citizen, his immigration lawyers told AOL that the charges against Kobayashi could affect his visa. He is scheduled to appear in court Aug. 5.
Chestnut has questioned Kobayashi’s excuse for avoiding the competition this year, saying his nemesis dropped out because he was afraid of losing again. Since Chestnut toppled Kobayashi four years ago, the two have battled head-to-head for the title of top eater, though Kobayashi continually finished in second place.
Kobayashi entered the fray of competitive eating in 2001, doubling the record for most hot dogs eaten in the Coney Island competition from 25 to 50. As the years went on, the numbers rose, and Chestnut currently holds the record for downing 68 hot dogs in 2009.
Despite their bitter rivalry, Chestnut wishes Kobayashi had been in the game this year. “If somebody there was a little bit closer pushing me, I would have definitely given blood to win,” he said. “I have a lot of respect for him. He’s a great eater.”
And Kobayashi is hungry to return to the competitive eating arena.  “I will still go for a long time,” says the man who once ate 17.7 pounds of cow brains in 15 minutes. “After you’re 30, your body will start to not be as young. The thing is, now you have experience and you have technique.”
The International Federation of Competitive Eating, which runs the Nathan’s event, has not decided if Kobayashi will be banned from future events, but the former champion says he will always be a force to be reckoned with in competitive eating.
“You don’t eat a lot because you can,” he said. “You learn to eat so that you can eat a lot
Hot dog-eating pro Takeru Kobayashi is trying to pick a food fight.
The six-time winner of Nathan’s Famous July Fourth International Hot Dog Eating Contest, who sat this year’s competition out, says he would have won if he had participated.
“I was ready to beat the world record,” Kobayashi, 32, told AOL News, speaking through an interpreter. “When I see the record of the top, I probably would have beat that.”
Instead, the Japanese competitive eater watched this year’s event from the sidelines, claiming a contract dispute with his sponsor Major League Eating prohibited him from competing in other eating challenges without approval.
His arch-rival Joey (Jaws) Chestnut, who has won every year of the hot dog battle since 2007, rose to the top again, pounding 54 dogs in 12 minutes.
But Kobayashi still found a way to make it into the spotlight, storming the stage in a “Free Kobi” shirt and landing himself in handcuffs.
He was ultimately charged with trespassing, resisting arrest and obstructing governmental administration, and since he is not a U.S. citizen, his immigration lawyers told AOL that the charges against Kobayashi could affect his visa. He is scheduled to appear in court Aug. 5.
Chestnut has questioned Kobayashi’s excuse for avoiding the competition this year, saying his nemesis dropped out because he was afraid of losing again. Since Chestnut toppled Kobayashi four years ago, the two have battled head-to-head for the title of top eater, though Kobayashi continually finished in second place.
Kobayashi entered the fray of competitive eating in 2001, doubling the record for most hot dogs eaten in the Coney Island competition from 25 to 50. As the years went on, the numbers rose, and Chestnut currently holds the record for downing 68 hot dogs in 2009.
Despite their bitter rivalry, Chestnut wishes Kobayashi had been in the game this year. “If somebody there was a little bit closer pushing me, I would have definitely given blood to win,” he said. “I have a lot of respect for him. He’s a great eater.”
And Kobayashi is hungry to return to the competitive eating arena.  “I will still go for a long time,” says the man who once ate 17.7 pounds of cow brains in 15 minutes. “After you’re 30, your body will start to not be as young. The thing is, now you have experience and you have technique.”
The International Federation of Competitive Eating, which runs the Nathan’s event, has not decided if Kobayashi will be banned from future events, but the former champion says he will always be a force to be reckoned with in competitive eating.
“You don’t eat a lot because you can,” he said. “You learn to eat so that you can eat a lot
* reprinted from N.Y.Daily News

Unions Must be Voted Down And Many Pensions Must be Scrapped

 click open link in a new tab to hearLook for the Union Label 1981 classic adWorkers Unions Have had their day now where ever possible they must be voted down or out of the work  place., Many workers have complained  that they are corrupt  self  serving and out of touch with their rank and file . Then There are the high priced Union worker like civil servants , At one time Civil Service was a low paying job with good benefits and a pension, today their salaries have sky rocketed to 6 figures at the public troff .
Then there is the non union pensioners  such a Lawyer for school districts and such ,these Pensions must be scrapped , if a worker puts into his pension thats one thing but if they don’t put into it it must be eliminated  and all future civil service  and government workers starting from today must not receive  a pension as a job incentive the State federal and municipal governments are going broke ,, instead of cutting valuable service cut pensions out if we are to survive  this recession…end

Are Pharmaceutical Companies Keeping Up Supply of Drugs Up For Street Use?

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Are Pharmaceutical Companies  Keeping up Supply of Drugs Up For Street Use? Do they deliberately make sure that they will produce enough for illegal sales? Are they producing more for phony clinics that write prescriptions for any one that walks in or online sales ? Back in the 1960’s Quaaludes  was removed  from the market because of this same problem  is Oxy Coton next? Why is theU.S. Drug Administration not  taking a closer look at this …end

THE STORY OF ZHYCHICK BY DON LERMAN

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         On or about 1960 my grandparents Harry & Jenny Lerman moved to Brownsville B’kln to a senor citizen housing project, Mr.& Mrs, Zhychick had been living there for a year already, and had many friends , but pretty soon The Zhychicks friends started hanging out with my grandparents and avoiding The Zhychicks . the seniors used to meet at my grandparents house and get together and sing , but without the Zhychicks this infuriated the Zhychicks that and irate Zhychick placed a call to the housing authority saying that something is strange going on in the Lerman apartment, he sees men and women going in an out and that he believes that they are running a brothel .Te police came and all they saw was a bunch of elderly men and women singing .Well they carted Zhychick away & whenever my grandparents got within eye sight , you could hear Mr . Zhychick yelling in Yiddish ” Nafcah , Cordva”( Whore) and pimpavata(Pimp). my grandfather would yell back ZHYCHICK  at the top of  his, lungs  that could be heard down the block, I never found out the Zhychicks first names  but my good friend from the eating contests  Krazy Kevin Lipsitz gave me the name Gustoff , which he made up  .I since have apeared as Zhychick twice at the Philly Wing Bowl and recently won 1st prize at a Halloween contest dressed as him . So goes the story of the origins of Zhychik. *Now You can see Zhychick right here every week telling Dirty Jokes, so be sure to scroll to your right on categorizes to the Jewish-humour page..Don Lerman

Want to Pack the Synagogues Once Again?

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       If the Board of Rabbis want to pack em in the Shul in on Saturday or the High Holy days what I propose is to drop the Chassan for a Comedian, Cantors are old hat ( no pun intended) today’s Jewish Minion goer doesn’t relate to a cantor in today’s market of music ,Get someone like A Jackie Mason or some other good Jewish comic to do stand up and you’ll pack them in…. Guaranteed 

Is it Highway Robbery For The Parents To keep The BarMitzvahs Gifts To Pay Off The Caterer?

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I was Bar Mitzvaded in April of 1962, like many Bar Mitzvah boys I studied my Tuchas off ,6 hrs a day of learning to sing the Haf Torah and all the trimmings.I was ever bit as good a a young Moisher Oysher , Having been home schooled by my Great Uncle Phil. Silver, who grew up with Moisher Oysher and went to the same Shule in Montreal with him, his Brother Daniel Silver Himself was a Famous Big Time Chassan from Montreal.

       My parents like many Parents in the 50′s and 60′s ,wanted to impress everyone so they rented a catering hall that they couldn’t afford, How in the world can they pay for it you might ask, simple , keep all the cash gifts and bonds.every Jewish man in my age bracket knows what I’m Referring to. It s just not right ,I tell everyone Who not Jewish that if their invited to a Bar mitzvahs to ask the father of the Bar Mitzvah Boy if he is letting the kid keep the presents ” all the presents ” if they say no . then , don’t go , the parents are making a shame out of a sacred act. My parents and all those who stole their kid ‘ s Bar Mitvah gelt Fashaired our simca.. Write us at The Lerman Report and tell us your experience on this subject , we’d like to hear from you

I was Bar Mitzvaded in April of 1962, like many Bar Mitzvah boys I studied my Tuchas off ,6 hrs a day of learning to sing the Haf Torah and all the trimmings.I was ever bit as good a a young Moisher Oysher , Having been home schooled by my Great Uncle Phil. Silver, who grew up with Moisher Oysher and went to the same Shule in Montreal with him, his Brother Daniel Silver Himself was a Famous Big Time Chassan from Montreal.

       My parents like many Parents in the 50′s and 60′s ,wanted to impress everyone so they rented a catering hall that they couldn’t afford, How in the world can they pay for it you might ask, simple , keep all the cash gifts and bonds.every Jewish man in my age bracket knows what I’m Referring to. It s just not right ,I tell everyone Who not Jewish that if their invited to a Bar mitzvahs to ask the father of the Bar Mitzvah Boy if he is letting the kid keep the presents ” all the presents ” if they say no . then , don’t go , the parents are making a shame out of a sacred act. My parents and all those who stole their kid ‘ s Bar Mitvah gelt Fashaired our simca.. Write us at The Lerman Report and tell us your experience on this subject , we’d like to hear from you

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Are Jewish Woman Decimating The Jewish Population by Refusing to Date Jewish Men?

  ARE JEWISH WOMAN DECIMATING THE JEWISH POPULATION BY REFUSING TO DATE & MARRY JEWISH MEN?   There are 2 Types of Jewish woman, 1 the self  hating Jew that considers each and every Jewish man a Nerd or Nebish,and are not man enough for them to date and the 2nd the Gold Digger that wants nothing less than a Doctor or lawyer or anyone who makes a 6 figure salary ,
    It doesn’t matter how good looking or how good a family man he’d make between the two it makes it very difficult for Jewish men to meet suitable Jewish partners The latter Character flaw is not taught at home but not discouraged either that former is well indoctrinated in the mind of Jewish women that no one who installs cable or works a low level white color job need  not apply? To quote a line from fiddler on the roof ” Isn’t a poor man entitled to a little happiness?” I will say this although I stand by what I Just described above  ..I will just add that amoung the more relgious Jewish communities  this generally  does not occur. What Hitler couldn’t accomplish Jewish women are finishing the job of decimating the Jewish Population *

Who Owes A Synagogue When It Closes Its Doors For Good?.

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.Traditionally when a group of Jews want to start a Synagogue, they get together, start a building fund , each prospective congregation members puts up x amount of money. either donated, a loan of some sorts , I am presuming that there is paper work somewhere along the line. there is an elected President , they interview and hire a Rabbi , either rent an apartment or buy a house for the Rabbi to reside in, when the loans are satisfied and the congregation moves away. traditionally the president of the Shul is supposed to take the money from the sale and put it toward s the next synagogue that he is involved with that opens up in the future, Is he the legal trustee and l allowed to 1. perform the transaction of the sale of the temples land and or building and if so what obligations does he have by law to follow out any plan at all? This is a major grey area of the law ,after all this is not a Church who owns and oversees the individual houses of Worship it’s strictly congregational.

My Grandfather told me such a story that when the members moved away from his Synagogue in Williamsburg Brooklyn and it was closed down Circa1956 he later ( my Grandfather) ran into the Shuls president in Canarsie Brooklyn and gave him Hell for pocketing the proceeds of the sale and doing with it as he wished. I live in  L.I. and the Israel Jewish center is up for sale and I wonder whats the story and whos in charge of overseeing the sale and perspective proceeds of the sale ..don’t you?