THE Lerman Report .Com Would Like to Wish All Americans a Good Memorial Day
1There will be two separate eating contests: The Mid Island Animal Hospital a Hot Dog Eating Contest and the Farm Ridge Kosher Pickle Eating Contest.
Perry Como – Hot Diggity (Dog Ziggity Boom)
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Skip The Plastic Surgery … Keep The Crows Feet
1Nose Job – Mad Magazine-
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You know what the difference between a good haircut & a bad one is ?Answer 3 weeks. I gotten many bad a haircut, but guess what ? it grows back , but cosmetic surgery is permanent I don’t care what doctor you have . I’m sure the rich celebrities have the best and they still get messed up( & I cleaned up that last statement) Crows feet become cat eyes. I know someone who got crows feet removed and no longer was able to close their eyes! how sad. Look how bizarre famous people who had it done look , Joan Rivers for example.
Then there is a sagging neck surgery” the lifestyle lift” It’s good for woman but not for men as your facial skin is stretched and cut off and its ok for women but men loose there beards , just look at the Late Andy Williams or Kenny Roger’s hence little or no beard,not a good, look for men ,so men skip the lifestyle style lift. The there is the so called cure for big ears . they basically pin them back & shave some of the lobe away Frank Sinatra & Micheal Landon got that surgery also not a good look , your face then is out of kilter.
When one gets rhinoplasty or a nose job when the surgery is done it looks like your eyes are to far spaced & if the surgeon says that he can do it for nothing and bill it as a deviated septum to the insurance company , beware! if its a total botched nose job , you cant sue because technically he did a deviated septum procedure not a nose job. Don’t fall for a surgeon that says board certified , any 2 doctors can get together and call themselves a board! So remember unless its correcting a birth defect or and accident then its OK. but if not … stay away from plastic surgery!
Big Oil Continues to Cripple The Econonomy
As the Summer vacation months approach prices at the pump rises climbing up to the $4 a gallon mark for regular. Vacation road trips are ruined and cancellations are on the horizon. People tighten their belts once more as gasoline skyrockets in the months ahead with no relief , plan or answer as to why ? Big Oil Knows and its called greed.
What amazes me most is that Detroit continues to crank out gas guzzling behemoths while the pump prices sore, Some folks don’t care what the pay at tpump , well I do! /end
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In Our Humble Opinion : McDonald ‘s is Unadulterated Crap And Costly too .
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In the opinion of the staff at the Lerman Report .Com Mc Donald ‘s is Unadulterated Garbage And Costly too. A while back We did a piece on how they turn old burgers into a pink slim and incorporate that slim back into their chop meat blend. AMERICAN PUBLIC TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO Mc DONALD’S HAMBURGERS FOREVER
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Now they will charge for extra ketchup packets , ( I like a lot of Ketchup as most people) that also goes for chicken nugget dipping sauce too.I went their as a guest of a friend that Egg Mc Muffin is disgusting in our humble opinion, Egg white Canada in bacon cheers on an English muffin it tasted like crap , I threw it away. American pubic wake up stop your your spending at that joint , you can go to a regular restaurant ,please do so quickly as to not to waste your hard earned money, what they seem to have been doing the last forty some odd years is saturating the airwaves with effective commercials and selling an Inferior burger as opposed to an old fashioned luncheonette or malt shop style burger.
So if this is what you what you realy want & enjoy it continue to give them your business /.end
TAMMY JUNG Vows To Force Feed Herself To 420 Pounds
1Tammy Jung, who currently weighs 231 pounds, is force feeding herself in hopes of eventually weighing 420 pounds.
Eat It – Weird Al Yankovic (with lyrics)
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Some women are trying to lose weight as the summer draws near, but Tammy Jung is trying to pack on the pounds, nearly 200 more.
Jung, 23, currently weighs 231 pounds, and doesn’t plan to stop force feeding herself until she reaches her goal weight of 420.
There’s a method behind her masticating.

The aspiring Los Angeles fetish model wants to become an Internet sex symbol for men who like large women. She is selling memberships to her adult website, sexysignaturebbw.com, where she shows off her ample frame in teeny bikinis.
But beauty has its price. For Jung that means spending her days stuffing herself with fried chicken, donuts and whole blocks of cheese, according to the Mirror.
Sometimes, her boyfriend, Johan Ubermen, 28, helps her out by pouring milkshakes down her throat using a beer bong-like device.
Jung averages 5,000 calories a day — a hefty load, indeed — but she hopes to earn $3,100 a month once she reaches her goal weight, Cosmopolitan.com reported.
Jung says she can spend up to $108 a day on food.
“I start the day with a huge breakfast of waffles, cream cheese, bacon and sausage then head to McDonalds for a few burgers in the afternoon,I can snack on cheese all day, a couple of blocks is no problem, then for dinner I’ll either eat pizzas or make Mexican food.
“At the end of the day, I make a weight-gain shake from heavy whip cream and a whole tub of ice cream, which Johan feeds me through a funnel. The funnel forces me to drink the shake even when I’m full after a day of eating.”
She is averaging 49 pounds every six months, but said she’s never been happier.
“I’ve never been happier than I am working to put on weight, nothing will stop me achieving my dream,” she said, according to the Daily Mail.
“I know it’s controversial but it’s no one else’s business — eating makes me happy. I’m making lots of money doing what I love – and I want to make even more. As far as I’m concerned there is no such thing as too big.”
In the world of supersized sex symbols, Jung is just small potatoes (albeit potatoes covered with butter, bacon and sour cream), compared to the larger luminaries.
The biggest star in “the feeder community” is Susanne Eman, a woman in Casa Grande, Ariz., who is attempting to eat her way to the Guinness World Records book for heaviest woman ever.
Eman told Inside Edition last year that she topped the scales at over 800 pounds – though that weight has never been Guinness certified. She ultimately hopes to reach the 1,200-pound mark previously held by Rosalie Bradford, who died in 2006.
Guinness currently recognizes Pauline Potter, of Sacramento, Calif., as the heaviest woman in the world.
She was awarded the coveted honor in 2011 when she weighed 643 pounds, but recently lost 98 pounds by having lots and lots of sex with her ex-husband, Alex.
The woman who stands largest among “feeder” sex symbols is Donna Simpson, who set and holds the Guinness World Record for heaviest woman to give birth when she delivered her daughter, Jacqueline, in February 2007, while weighing a whopping 532 pounds.
Simpson weighed 630 pounds at her peak, although media reports listed her as 100 pounds heavier. She holds the record for “heaviest mom,” but has never been certified as “heaviest woman alive.”
However, thanks to a large media presence, Simpson is perhaps the most well-known “gainer” and once earned a living by charging fans $19 a month to watch her eat.
That changed in August, 2011, when she decided to go on a diet in August, 2011, for health reasons.
She shut down her pay-per-view eating site a few months later.
Since then, Simpson has blogged about her attempts at changing her life and, in one memorable post, explained how crack cocaine was, for her, an ineffective weight-loss tool.

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Good Bye Pat Bertoleti, Best of Luck ” Reprinted From Moses News Com” I Created The Monster 11/15/05,
IT WAS 11/15/ 05 I WAS ON ROUTE TO I BELIEVE KNOXVILLE TENN, FOR A KRYSTAL QUALIFIER IT WAS MY LAST HO RAH TO GET INTO THE FINALS . I MADE A BIG DEAL ON MY SITE ON HOW I WAS GOING TO SHOW THE NEW BERTOLETI A THING OR TO , I BILLED IT AS SORT OF IN THE MOVIE THE CINCINNATI KID WERE EDWARD G. ROBINSON SHOW S THE YOUNG UPSTART A THINK OR TWO ABOUT WINNING. ON ROUTE TO KNOXVILLE I HAD A STOP OVER AT NATIONAL AIRPORT IN WASH. D.C I RAN INTO PAT AND INTRODUCED MYSELF TO HIM , HE WAS VERY TIRED AND WENT TO SLEEP ON THE BENCH IN THE TERMINAL . AS THE CALL ALL ABOARD THE AIRLINE WAS CALLED BERTELETI WAS IN A A DEEP SLEEP , I COULD HAVE LET HIM LIE THERE AND WALK AWAY WITH THE CONTEST , BUT IN THE INTEREST OF FAIR PLAY AND GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP I’LL WAKE HIM UP …. HE WENT ON TO BEAT ME BY A SMALL MARGIN IT WA S THE START OF HIS CAREER AND THE END OF MINE ..DON LERMAN
Who Should Or Shouldn’t Be Permitted To Call Themselves ”Doctor”?
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I still Remember.. Don’t Buy Toshiba products ( Toshiba Sells U.S. Sub Secrets To Russia)
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1987 Toshiba sold U.S. submarine secrets to The U.S.S.R. and as A patriotic loyal American I will no longer buy a Toshiba product , no matter how good or inexpensive it is . I’ll go without a T.V. before I purchase a Toshiba ,and that’s the Gods honest truth, Read on…
Around 20 years ago I was in an appliance store and the salesman only wanted to sell me a Toshiba , I walked out out without making a purchase. Years later I was taking an MRI, I drank the liquid and when they brought me to the MRI machine it was a Toshiba , I was sort of forced to use this Toshiba MRI , I had no choice I was in a hospital. sometimes you can’t win. I don’t forget and I suggest every American do the same.
Toshiba submarine technology scandal / Macro Economic Trends
Toshiba submarine technology scandal – Navy vets, please refresh ..
Toshiba Caught Between Tokyo and Washington – New York Times-
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Where Do The Bagel Bakers get The Poppy Seeds from?
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Where Do The Bagel Bakers get The Poppy Seeds from? Poppy seeds come from an illegal crop ,that is the plant used to make heroin and morphine and other opiates. The drug companies must either grow their own as a protected crop such as rice wheat and tobacco or the government grows it and perhaps sells it to the drug companies to make there pain killers, But where are the Bagel Bakers getting it from, naturally they or from a distributor or get it direct from the grower , but from whom? ever wonder?
Retail Business Today… Nothing Has a Value
Merv Griffin – I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts
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