Click Here for Music: Bounce Me Brother With A Solid Four
Welcome aboard the Lerman Report , We are in a construction Phase , so please bear with us , I personally promise to bring you the best in Jewish News and Commentary as well as the utmost in Jewish Humor..
Things Happen That Way*click to hear .There are 2 Types of Jewish woman , 1 the self hating Jew that considers each and every Jewish man a Nerdor Nebish,and are not man enough for them to date and the 2nd the GoldDigger that wants nothing less than a Doctor or lawyer or anyone who makes a 6 figure salary , Doesn’t matter how good looking or how good a family man he’d make between the 2 it makes it very difficult for Jewish men to meet suitable Jewish partners The latter Charactor flaw is not taught at home but not discouraged either that former is well indoctrinated in the mind of Jewish women that no one who in stales cable or works a low level white color job need apply.To quote a line from fiddler on the roof ” Isn’t a poor man entitled to a little happiness?” what Hitler couldn’t accomplished Jewish women are finishing the job of decimating the Jewish Population *
(NoshvilleKatz- click to hear
I was Bar Mitzvaded in April of 1962, like many Bar Mitzvah boys i studied my Tuchas off ,6 hrs a day of learning to sing the Haf Torah and all the trimmings.I was ever bit as good a a young Moisher Oysher , Having been home schooled by my Great Uncle Phil. Silver, who grew up with Moisher Oysher and went to the same Shule in Montreal with him, his Brother Daniel Silver Himself was a Famous Big Time Chassan from Montreal.
My parents like many Parents in the 50’s and 60’s ,wanted to impress everyone so they rented a catering hall that they couldn’t afford, How in the world can they pay for it you might ask, simple , keep all the cash gifts and bonds.every Jewish man in my age bracket knows what I’m Referring to. It s just not right ,I tell everyone Who not Jewish that if their invited to a Bar mitzvahs to ask the father of the Bar Mitzvah Boy if he is letting the kid keep the presents ” all the presents ” if they say no . then , don’t go , the parents are making a shame out of a sacred act. My parents and all those who stole their kid ‘ s Bar Mitvah gelt Fashaired our simca.. Write us at The Lerman Report and tell us your experience on this subject , we’d like to hear from you
NoshvilleKatz-click to listen Why is it acceptable to name a baby an Irish last name for a first name , but not a Jewish one? Why can people name their kids Ryan, Shannon. Kelly Or Duffy but not Lerman, Rosenbaum, Goldberg or Kravitz? I’ll tell you why and this applies equally to all ethic groups not only Jewish, because what your doing is raising other culture s to a higher level than yours and at the same time lowering yours to a level below theirs. There is nothing wrong with Irish last names for first ones but what about a Jew naming his kid a Jewish one, how about using for starters Einstein for instance and maybe someday Jewish names will be the norm for all, who knows.
Things Happen That Way… Johnny Cash *CLICK HERE
This is Donald Lerman speaking, we had a problem publishing at Moses News.Com and rather than correct the problem we at decide to start a new site…The Lerman Report , we will bring you much of what was on Moses News .Com. plus much more Polls surveys and a spot for Competitive Eating including World News and commentary
– OvertureAll That Jazz (Medley Title)*click to Hear
The U.S. has a massive immigration problem , There is overcrowding in Major cities particularly in N.Y , Miami,and L.A.Not only is the water supply in major cities being put to task there is not enough place in the garbage dumps to handle the load, Schools are overcrowded and all other municipal service are being overworked.We at the Lerman report have solution at hand:Have the immigrants assigned a to live in for city for a period of 6 years ,and must go to an INS office once a week including their family members to be fingerprinted as to verify that they didn’t relocate to another city. When the 6 years are up they can pick up and relacate anywhere in the U.S.A. and its territories, if they violate the agreement, very simple….DEPORTATION !. End
As of the present the U.S. has troops all over the world, in Bosnia, South Korea , Sinai, Afghanistan , Iraq, and is spreading itself thin , all you need is one more hot spot and can have a serious national defense crisis on your hands.the Lerman Report suggests that the U.S. A. start a Foreign Legion Corps. , Similar to the French Foreign legion, But Tailored to American laws and Taste, Wherever we have a Foreign military base or a Foreign emabassy for that mattter can serve as an enlistment center.We can pack it with American Officers and non Coms and after lets say 6 years of honorable service a legionare can apply for citizenship and immigrate to the U.SA. What where trying to avoid is a draft and another Vietnam Type situation-this system served France well for centuries it can serve the U.S. as well too.
What: Earn bragging rights by conquering the hefty Mexican fiesta platter (an undisclosed number of taquitos plus rice and beans).
Why: First to clean his/her plate takes home a $100 gift certificate.
When: Sign up now. Contest, Thurs., 7 p.m.
Where: Barrio, 210 Seventh Ave., at 3rd St., Park Slope (718-965-4000). To reserve a spot, e-mail request@barriofoods.com. 
A Lerman Report Exclusive
I remember old time Jewish Eateries in the 1950’s in New York City, One was a Kosher fast food Stand,’‘Kishka King”which specialized in Kishka (Stuffed Derma )1 0 inch Hot dogs and Charlotte Russes, on Pitkin Ave in Brownsville B’klyn another was Weiss’s Hot Dogs on Crossbay Blvd, before the Far Rockaway toll bridge, in Manhattan there was Glucksterns , not a delicatessen but a fancy kosher restaurant , Dubrows on Eastern Pkwy in Crown Heights , Ratners dairyResturant in Manhattan . I read that in a time frame from 1950 -1970 the re was 750 Kosher delis in Brooklyn and the Bronx alone , Katz Deli thou not Kosher is still around, sort of the like last of the Mohegans .One provision company started to acquire all the brands of Jewish provisions raising the price so high as to making it out of range for the working mans lunch or a family eatery plus most of the Jews move out the old neighborhoods and the demographics change d, and the new people didn’t have a taste for Jewish Cuisine .Dubrows became a hang out for old Jewish Men who would sit and drink coffee for hours and bullshit and buy nothing else . I wish these places were still around today, Like the Arthur Godfrey song ” I’d give a million tommorro s for just one yesterday.end
