Weird Al Yankovic – i’m Fat 

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 It’s a very sad commentary on the American way of life.. Those fortunate enough to reside here in the U.S.A.  We have the best supermarkets than any country on Earth.. Our meat and produce supply is unlimited. However it’s not the high Fructose Cornell Syrup that’s doing us all in.. Its the amount of unnecessary garbage  that we are consuming.

     When I was Growing up in the 1950″s you were lucky if you had 10 varieties of breakfast cereal on the grocers shelves.. Today the supply tremendous, one can go to any supermarket and you’ll see an entire row dedicated to just breakfast cereal. Bakery products that’s another culprit. Every supermarket has its own fresh bakery on premises.. Plus the pre made package cakes cookies and donuts the amount of shelf space that they get us staggering.

    The potato chip isle  is another one of the culprits it extends from here to next week.  When I was Growing  up we were a family of  four and we only had a quart bottle of soda between us four at the supper table..and there as still some left over, today people are drinking soda like crazy. The amount and variety of restaurants and eateries is staggering.. America is the culinary capital  ON Earth.. No other NATION has the amount of different ethnic restaurants than in the America. I get highly annoyed when someone from another nation comes to America and some putz takes them to a Mc Donalds to show off American food. The amount of all your can eat buffets are just unbelievable.. What a concept “all you can eat” you’ll find it nowhere but here.

     All the exercise at the gym doesn’t men squat.. No body growing up everybody  plays   ball  anymore today.  When I was Growing up everyone played ball or some street or sand lot sport of some kind.  Today nobody puts down their smart phone.. You wanna loose weight then you have to one important exercise…

     PUSH YOURSELF AWAY FROM THE TABLE!

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ROSE ROYCE – CAR WASH/

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         I don’t know about you but I like a clean car and bring it into the car wash every 2 weeks. Now they  are getting way out of line with their prices. They charge  for a full wash including, wax ,interior and tire shine  $24.00 plus I always  leave the workers a $3.00 tip.. Now the  workers in the back end that clean your wheels before they drive your car on to the belt have their hands out for a tip too ..They put up a sign “We do not share Tips with the front end workers and they started displaying  a big clear Tip Jar..If its busy  I make believe that I drop a  Dollar Bill in the Jar, but if it’s slow like when I’m the first customer in the morning I can’t get away with that and have to throw a buck in the Jar. That brings  the tariff up to $28.00, tax and tip included. The straw that broke the Camels Back was when I witnessed the workers cleaning my wheels with that heavy rough wisk utility broom and as they were done with the wheels preceded to use the broom on my hood and doors..They holla “Brushless car  wash” bull.. By the way it’s the same way at every car wash facilty. Now all these  car wash places hire immigrant  workers and I will say this right from the start “That They are the hardest workers in America’ but get paid very little just like all their restaurants do  with their employees.. however the owners  charge a premium price on their services, Simply Outrageous. High time to boycott the car car wash places untill they lower thier  prices…remember when they all used to charge extra for SUV’s until the public stayed away and then they all stopped that charge.

Listen that $56.00 a month I consider that a big hit in my wallet don’t you ?

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          The first time someone pulled the “suggested sales”  crap on me was when I was at Roy Rogers Roast Beef a while back.. I was on line ordering my meal and the counter person then said to me “would you like an apple pie with your order”? Sure I replied.. Low & Behold when I went to pay my bill the apple pie we charged to me.. I Complained” Hey  what’s going on why did you charge me for Apple pie? She replied back well you ordered it.. No I didn’t  you asked me if I wanted it I was under the impression that it was a  complementary gift. That was the first & last time That I fell for that.

  To make matters worse when I brought my car in for an  oil change.. The service technician or whatever you call him comes over to me with a little square price of paper with a bullseye drawn on it with a drop  oil.. He says to me while showing me that bullseye with the oil   & says “when’s the last time you changed your transmission fluid”?, I replied back” Are you telling me that there’s a problem? No he replied just asking (auto transmission fluid doesn’t have to be changed maybe for a taxi with over 100,000 miles)  I replied “Then why are you implying that somethings not right” . Or they come out with your air filter trying to scare you into buying one by them for  & 45 when you can pick one up at Pep Boys for half that.

It’s Descepitive its just plain not right. The worst is when they try to hit you up for a donation “would you like to give you Jerry’s Kids or some other organization” this happens even at Walmart.. I always reply that I shop at Walmart to save money not to give it away. I donate plenty to charity at home and in my house of worship.. If you doubt me send a self addressed stamped envelope to me and I will supply you with the documentation… But it’s not their business for to be a conduit for charity . They want to come on T. V. and say” Hey look what we collected”..If they want  to play the big shot then let them use there own money. STOP SUGGESTIVE SALES NOW!