I was in a Taco Bell doing my duty in the rest room.. When I smelled the Tacos cooking from behind the wall in the kitchen which was in the next room…
I told the manager listen if I can smell the food cooking in the Bathroom from behind the walls than you can smell the crap from the rest room in your kitchen. He Laughed and said “SO” and thought it was funny..well it’s not.
Have you ever went to a restaurant and when you got home smelled the style of food on your shirt?
That’s exactly the point..if you can enjoy a meal and the food smell transfers onto your be shirt..then what about the crap smell as you Depart the toilet after you take a dump?
The Solution is a simple one . Before you sit on the pot take your shirt off and place it int a Plastic bag..When your done wipping take your shirt out of the bag and put it back on.
Leonard Solomon Lerman was born 1925 an American scientist most noted for his work on DNA. Lerman, DNA researcher & co-inventor of DGGE, is born in Pittsburgh.
We wonder what Leonard Lerman whould have to say on this matter.
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Just how Accurate Are All Those Ancestral DNA Home Kits?
Let us start by saying that we read that a chimpanzee shares 99% of our DNA.So in other words All these home kits take everyone back to hundred and thousands of years all the way the way back to our Neanderthal relative with that 1%? Come on give us a break.
An entire family took a DNA test from one of these popular DNA home testing kits.One of my staff members took such a test. It showed both him and his sister are listed as full brother and sister…yet DNA found relatives that are are his 2nd cousin are his sister’s distant cousin..how is this possible?
Let’s clue everyone in right away in that these home DNA kits are no where in the same league as the DNA used in frenscic Police Dept Labs.In our humble opinion we’d put in the same category as if you reading your horoscope in the newspaper..In other words don’t bet your house on these results. We say take for entertainment purchases only..and that our personal take.
Classic Example Below.
Now a 2nd cousin is a close relative …. it means that one of your grandparents and their grandparents were siblings.It is impossible for you to have a 2nd cousin with and your full siblings is their 6th cousin… After they complained about that they reinterpreted their ancestral bio..Now they say that they’re 99% Ashenazic Jewish and less than 1% European and that 1%=they Trace their ancestry and and they say they are related to famous Polish astronomy Copernicus.. We’d like to know what DNA sample of Copernicus did they have to make such a bizzare outrageous claim who was a contemporary of Columbus..
Now all these DNA outfits know that both you your Brother Elmo plus your Sister Sue all where born in the same hospital..went to the same grammar school ..lived at the same address so it is safe to assume that all are related and full siblings..not necessarily so.
These DNA Outfits have the exact same history for Jews of Polish Background coupled and mirroring the same exact DNA as those Jews of Russian of Background.
Jews of Polish background are Dark & have black hair while Russian Jews are generally Blonde haired stocky and triangular shared head. .These two groups of Jews are from first a lack of a better term “different stock’ thus making it impossible for booth groups to have identical DNA Markers.
Let us tell you our theory.What we believe what they are doing is merely conducting a deep computer searches..90% deep computer searches and only 10% actual DNA testing at the most….
Most people think of computer search engines as a relative new thing ..not so.
Computers go back hundreds of years.
Henry Faulds – Father of Fingerprints. Henry Faulds was a Scottish physician, missionary, and scientist who is noted for the development of fingerprints.
Then cames , F Galton an anthropologist and a cousin of Charles Darwin, began his observations of fingerprints as a means of identification in the in 1880.
So inorder to make any attempts at identifications a computer is needed.
Deep computer searches may contain restricted sealed records going back hundreds of years that may be in play and may not be that small cup of spittle that we all send in…All records from School records to vital statistics from church recordings going back not only your time but your grandparents and beyond are all available in deep computer searches.There are also records from the census bureau with data that was taken years ago by Government agency’s both obtained & going back longer more than a century.They unlike the public at loge have access to all these Bureau of Vital Statistics records.. Census.. Voting Registration..Data placed Micrography.. Cemetery Internments Files .Combined Various Hospital Admissions Discharges Including Patient Charts etc.
We will.go out on a limb and say that we believe that every 10,000 kits sent in under go a test closer analysis closer to that DNA mirroring Police frenscic methods than the run of the mill results that the average Joe and Jane receive.. Although have the actual data to back this up..but it makes sense.This enables these outfits to pump out their chest and say see what we did.
It may all bases on presumption rather than cold hard science..
Is this how they determine to have you trade those Dutch Clogs for a pair of Bruno Magli Shoes .get real…get the picture!
Let Me Start Off By Saying That Many Multi Plex Style Cinimas (trade mark name) That Have Gone Out Of Business Due To The Availability of Big Screen TV.s,Soundbars,Sub Woofers DVD,.Cable Netflix Etc .So The Public Has Stopped Going To The Movie Theaters .
Why should they ..they have a cornucopia of devices and gadgets who needs to spend $22 a person for an Hour and a half show.
Our suggestion is a multiplex house of Worship that is home to many different denominations and Faith’s.
In Flushing Queens there was no Synagogue around. So on the High Holidays we had our services at the Prospect Movie Theater on Main Street & Prospect Ave..How it came about We are not privy to that..Perhaps it was an Accommodation from the owners of the theater or some future Jewish congregants who had yet found a place to have a Synagogue..who knows but we had our Rosh Hashana & Yom Kippur services there.
Based on this I thought of a novel way to to utluize all those empty vacant defunct Multi Plex Type of Thrtaters.
For example in one cinema theater you can have for example Roman Catholic Church ..Greek Orthodox in another Baptist Jewish a Mosque..Bahi ,Budists Temple etc etc and so forth..get the picture.
Now I personally Have known Many Churches that no opened their doors and hearts give Jews a section on their Church for Jews whose Synagogue had a fire in flood and visa versa.
This idea is based on both of the above stories I’ve mentioned above..
This is house of Worship of the future is here…
AND WHILE YOUR HERE….DON’T FORGET TO VISIT THE ARCHIVES
To stop Driving while intoxicated is easy.. Just Have Police Patrol Cars Wait Outside Bars &: Catering Halls.Its as simple as that.Although drinking at homes is another story.
Why are cops not doing that hmm..hmm? They can make a windfall getting the Drunk drivers off the roads and at the same to more or less insure that there will he more designated drivers..By not doing so they are knowingly allowing drunk drivers on roads.Let drinkers always bring a designated driver when they intend to bend the elbow
Who is bullshitting who?..Municipalities are raising taxes to the roof .. Giving away 6 figure patronage jobs & no-show jobs to political cronies as if it were candy…no bid contracts..wasteful useless grant & study money giveaways and all this continues to go on unabatted.They are focusing on a smoke screen of an issue banning “plastic Straws” Is everyone that stupid to allow this charade this Shame to go on?
Another Red Herring is the “Plastic Shopping Bags “.The real reason for that is the retailers want to pass the cost of their bags to their customers and not preserving our landfills & environment as they are telling us..looks like they got a great return on their lobbying efforts to eliminate the cost of bags from their own expenditure. What a we’d like to know just how much money the retail industry spent lobbying your local legislators to pass this bag issue into law . Guess what the buying public still has to throw the bags away in to the garbage unless they intend to start a bag collection.Did that ever cross their minds? So the bags still wind up back going into the landfills just as before only now the retailers save a bundle.
Oh yes Mr.& Mrs.Public now must bring 10-20 canvas bags from home every time that they go shopping and marketing…Fat Chance that will ever occur.
Wake up and demand that your local municipality stop this scam that they are perpetrating on Mr .& Mrs .Public
Lets scrap The Right To Bear Arms Now. When it was written we basically lived in colonial times a wilderness and it was designed or intended to have as a militia against the British. What we are reverting to is the American Wild West one again .
This ban should include all assault rifles as well as hand guns. Lets face it you have an argument with a neighbor or your wife and one of you has a gun then it’s almost a sure thing that someone going to be shot. Ban guns now! The NRA should be ashamed of themselves for their statements after whats been occuringbthroughout the Nation with all if those Mass Murders.
Like a baseball game when they no longer show some fool running on the field .The press allthough yas an oblugation to teport the news ..They should pubish and it should more prudent ,and not dominate the news for days as to lend into more tragedy the future.
Your relaxing at home & the phone rings..when you pick up the phone…no ones there…It is a machine set up see if a live person picks up.
When someone does answer they commences to give you the hard sell.
They get your name from sucker list from having bought a particular item or from cookies that pick up and selectively gear the for sale item to your commuter viewing.The correct thing that we call do when making a phone call is we identify ourselves to whom we calling”This is Moses Lerman can I speak to Joe Smith They don’t do that..you can expect something like this”Mr.Lerman”? Who is this I reply back?.Mr.Moses Lerman?..who is this I say once more.Mr Lerman.They may say that they are your chimney cleaner….At that point I hang up.
Can it be put to an end? Yes it can the technology is at hand..many years ago.it was virtually impossible to find out who’s calling.The technology was available but the phone company never fitted their systems with the stuff that would do he job.When they call and you pick up I urge everyone never confirm your name …talk in a foreign accent…be blunt and get them.off your line quickly..never ever engage them in conversation or even acknowledge your true name or address.If they feel that you Mr Joe Smith is no longer is connected with your number than your number no longer has a value to them
We need new legislation and a support team from our providers right now
This my friends in the trade is known as Planned Obolesesance..A company will only give the public new technological feature when they are forced to.It will be out in given in dribs and drabs & only when they want to have the jump on their competitor..
If you don’t answer these phone calls ..they will call and call until you do.When you do no ones there..
So if they want they can stop it..why don’t don’t they stop it now? Money they are making money from these calls that’s why .Call or phone your municipality …State and Congressional representatives to have new laws enacted to stop this insanity once & for all.
Micro wave Oven Helped Change The Family Structure…read on…
The Micro wave Oven Helped Change The Family Structure..I remember first seeing what was an early microwave oven at the 1964 Worlds fair in New York.I WAS AT THE N.Y.STATE pavilion and purchased a meal. Most food sold at the Worlds Fair was very high and much overpriced 2020 prices in 1964… However not so at then the NY. State Pavillion.After having purchased a 50 cent meal to eat and brought it over to my table to eat however I noticed it was ice cold.I immediately went to my manager to complain.The manager explained that you have to put in the micro wave oven..I couldn’t believe my eyes how it heated it up..fast forward 10 years… No one ever seen or heard of such a device in 1964..
Now in 1974 micro wave ovens are wide-spread across America. the average one would have cost you at least $500, that’s one of the few things that escaped inflation..today you can buy one for anywhere from $79- $100 for a 1,000 watts. In America in the 1950’s and 1960’s and before all America ate supper or dinner regardless of race,religion, ethic or social economic group at 6 pm..The micro wave oven changed all that,no longer do most family’s eat as a unit but rather everyone takes their food out of the refrigeration and heats it up in her micro wave .Gone are the traditional family diners with exemptions of perhaps formal Holiday diners. Is this better or worse?..Whose to say but that’s the way it is today /end
Car Owners today no longer take pride in their cars as past generation did.There was a time when a car oner would be concerned about where they parked their car in a parking lot.I still park far away at the lots end so some uncaring owner or passenger doesn’t open their doors a ding my doors.I may even take the picture with my cell phone of the cars parked to my Left & Right of my car as well as the car behind me (may back into my car). If your unable to park your car way on the back ..then make sure that when you park that your passenger door is parallels yo the car on the next cars driver door side because most people put their grocery’ away on their passenger side along with the shopping cart
Today the gage of metal although it no longer rusts out as cars of the past however the gage of metal used on cars are not as thick as in they were in the 1950’s & 1960’s..and with the slightest tap it dings very easily…
Owners of parking lots in shopping centers are required to paint the lines a certain distant apart from.each stale….But we all know that they violate that stipulates because they want more parking spots? ( Each Municipality laws on distance may differ).
However today people don’t care one way or another.Gone are the days that real pride is displayed by owners..they say it’s only a car.
Everything on the 1950’s were done for the American public’s car owners..Drive in Movie Theaters,Dairy Barn,Carvel,Fast Food Hamburgers Shops..you sat on your car while it was being put through the dar wash…A car wash including.with tax and without a tip is up to $27..no wonder people do not clean their ars that often.
I STILL AVIOD A TIGHT OVERLY CROWED PARKING LOT …DING CITY..
Let all Jewish people & any other People who are fed up with hate mongers and murders to immediately in a peaceful manner to Boycott Ben & Jerry’s.
Plenty of customers were appalled and outright disgusted by Ben & Jerry rolling out the Red Carpet for Linda Sarsour and with the kick odd of their new flavor “Resist” company.Now it’s the publics time to unveil their new flavor”Boycott”
Any Retailer will tell you that the first thing you are taught in first setting up your buisness is that you never discuss Politics or Religion with your customers..and by never we mean never.You might say if We may borrow a spoken term.It is the”Cardinal Rule” of every buisness.If your going to break that rule ..then be prepared to lose custumers.In this case not only did Ben & Jerry’s ignore that good advice they went even further and took up siding and taking up with Terrorists and supported their goals.
So hit em hard and hit them in the pocket-book and cease buying their Ice Cream. That is the only thing that will grab their attention and by doing that it will set an example to other retailers who share similar thoughts as this will be their fate if they attempt to follow in the same footsteps as Ben & Jerry’s
We urge everyone to boycott Ben & Jerry’s.
Avoid buying their products at their ice cream outlets and in the supermarket freezer.Aviod them like as if you were avoiding the plague.
We don’t care how un religious any Jew is ..but to take up with terrorists sworn to destroy Israel and a close friend and supporter of Hamas no other than Linda Sarsour..shameful.
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They had to be aware of her connection to terrorists and her platform to bring about the destruction of Israel what she terms end the colonization of Palestine by Jews.
That apparently did not phase bother Ben & Jerry..
They had to know ..their not stupid..It was only when Jewish people and others vehemently complained that they reversed their association or alliance with this pathetic excuse for a Human Being and ardent rabble roser & big time Jew Hater Linda Sarsour.
So we at The International Herold Editorial review board say that is not enough ..it is merely damage control.
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Your relaxing at home & the phone rings..when you pick up the phone…no ones there…It is a machine set up see if a live person picks up.
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