All Religions Must Find A New Way To Honor The Dead.

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With the high cost of a funeral today along  that the funeral parlors rakes the bereaved over the coals in their most vulnerable time its high time that All Established Religions find a new way to honor the deceased.
Perhaps organ donor ship or an  inexpensive cremation,  Most funerals are frauds anyway ..
The funeral home gets  you a Rabbi  or Minister who never saw  or knows the family from Adam.The clergyman for hire then meets with the family members  for 10 minutes and then spins a story as if he went through the war and grew up  with the deceased …what Chutzpah ! It’s phony and not worth $15000 to $20,000 dollars. 

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 If you ask me it’s not worth a plug nickel to have a fake show such as that.
Sad to say that  the mourners in their time of  bereavement that this sham is being perpetrated upon them. I would only describe it as a Shanda.
Somebody told us that their grandfather who was born in Warsaw Poland in 1893 said that the mourners used to wrap the deceased in a sheet and put one wooden board underneath and on top and that was all that was it when it came to a burial. We should honor the dead not the funeral home owners
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We would personally rather be made into Solent Green than have my family bring me to todays funeral parlors or bury me in a cardboard box. It makes absolutely no difference because In a month the acid content of the soil plus the cemetery rats and bugs will eat through any expensive coffin finish. You better believe it that  in less than 30 days a $20,000  casket with an expensive hand rubbed fine lacquer finish will be totally indistinguishable from that of a $2.00 orange crate.
Does any body in the right mind believe that after the funeral party leaves the cemetery that some scrupulousness grave-diggers are going not dig up that high-priced coffin and not sell it back another funeral parlor ? Guess what ? That is exactly what’s going to happen..and replace your deceased loved one’s corpse in that $2.00 orange crate.You can bet your house on that !
Don’t  be bit surprised if your loved ones organs also  wind up getting removed as well..There is also a good possibility that they were already removed or as they say “Harvested”  earlier by the funeral home  who most likely was working with someone on the inside from the hospital.
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By the way the lease on a grave plot in any Jewish cemetery is only for 75 years.After that they plant someone new in your spot.Besides just tell me how many of  deceased relatives or ancestor’s from 75 years back do you or anyone else  in your family even remotely knows or has any recollection of ? 
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Who Owes A Synagogue When It Closes Its Doors For Good ?

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Traditionally whenever a group of Jews want to start a Synagogue the first thing that they do is get together & start a Building Fund. Then each prospective congregation members puts up x amount of money either donated or a loan of some sorts I am presuming that there is paper work somewhere along the line.They elect a  President then interview and hire a Rabbi plus they either rent an apartment or buy a house for the Rabbi to reside in.
When the loans are satisfied and the congregation moves away  traditionally the president of the Shull is supposed to take the money from the sale and put it toward s the next synagogue that he is involved with that opens up in the future .
      Is  he the legal trustee and l allowed to perform the transaction of the sale of the temples land and assets? Exactly what if any obligations does he have by law at all? While this remains a major grey area of the law it must be addressed both by Congregation  members of every Synagogue all across the nation as well as the Legislators of every nationwide jurisdiction where there are Synagogues.
A  Synagogue is not a Church who owns and oversees each and every one of  their individual houses of Worship which is under one ownership. A Shull is strictly congregational. We know of a particular story that when the members moved away from his Synagogue in Williamsburg Brooklyn and it was closed down Circa 1956 he later someone we know ran into the Shull president in Canarsie Brooklyn and gave him Hell for pocketing the proceeds of the sale and doing with it as he wished. We know Jewish center that is up for sale and We wonder what’s the story and who’s in charge of overseeing the sale and perspective proceeds don’t you? One can see quite a few Synogogues laying fallow with  unkept up lawns and the building Itself in uter disarray because a clear title is not available..they have become for a lack of better word “Zombie”Realestate .

Meaning Zombie Houses : abandoned houses and not kept up with outside appearance  including landscaping.

  
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Jewish Funeral Homes and Cemeteries Have become Strictly a Business And of Non Jewish Ownership.

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Don’t get us wrong and this is in no way a Bigoted opinion but We say that a Jewish funeral director should be a Jewish Functionary plain and Read On….
Someone related this story to us hen his Father died.He had his body sent to a Jewish Funeral home(which name I shall omit for this segment).However just ask anyone who had the unfortunate task of burying a loved  will tell you what I write is the truth so help me G-D.
He wanted an open casket however the funeral director  was preaching and lecturing to them quoting Jewish law saying its forbidden.He insisted and eventually got his way. When it came to sign the contract he noticed that the funeral directors name was Nunzio. He gave it to him “How dare you lecture Jewish law to me” that my friends is the gist of it.
He also made me promise to his father to make sure that he would bury him with his dentures.. He brought his dentures to the Funeral Parlor..His wish was turned down by the director.The Director once again attempted to.give me a a lesson in Jewish Law.
“He can’t be buried in it.” He demanded to know why not?.It seems or trend of thought concerning  that rule does not apply to dental caps and implants as well as a defibrillator… shunt or metal pins and rods..How come the deceased are permitted to be buried with those items  but not with False Teeth I asked ? Apparently the Rabbi’s of today are making up their own rules.When he questioned the Undertaker on this matter he sat there a made himself totally Putsavota.
Hence  the funeral home did no allow an Orthodox Rabbi to officiate at his Fathers Funeral Service.
Today all of the Funeral Parlors are owned by private non-Jewish concerns  & maybe keeping original family around as a greater Ala Mickey Mantle and Willy Mays was at Atlantic City.If the original Jewish Owners are there  perhaps they own 1/1 0th of the business today at the most. Sad to report that his is also the way it is in non-Jewish parlors such as Catholic.. Protestant etc. original family ownership no longer exists like the funeral homes as in the past.How did the Board of Rabbis let this happen?
Where was the Board of Rabbis as these concerns were buying out each and every Jewish funeral parlor and cemetery.
We say that a Jewish funeral director should be a Jewish Functionary plain and simple.Many Rabbis have a connection of sorts with these parlors and receive work from them such as performing a funeral services so there’s no outcry from the Jewish Clergy . Now you know why Jews must find a new way to honor the dead…and that’s the way it is folks.

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David ”Moe Ribs” Molesky Dead aT 57

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[Worst Job Ever] Fat Lady Wants To Be Fatter, People Pay To Watch Her Eat

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Donna Simpson is setting quite possibly the worst example I have ever seen from a mom, she’s attempting to gain 300 pounds, which will turn her into a 1,000 pound woman and allow her to control a Guinness Book of World Records title, a goal she says she can only accomplish thanks to her 4-year-old daughter who helps her mom shop, prepare her food and even assist in her disgusting feeding habits.

To reach her goal the single mom (no kidding right) has to spend upwards of $580 to $750 per week plus expenses and to make that money she runs OfficialDonnaSimpson.com, a site where people pay to watch her eat and flaunt her fab.

According to the morbidly obese female, 7,000 paying members pay as much as $7.95 for a three day pass to her website or $19.95 for a monthly account, allowing her to earn approximately $100,000 per year.

Among the sites biggest draws are videos that include eating a pie and wearing a blue dress, along with more than 270 photos.

Simpson says some fans of the site will even send her protein shake powder and other fatty surprises so she can pack on more fat.

While she claims she’s not hurting anyone, she can’t go out to regular events with her own daughter and she suffers not surprisingly from diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease. Thankfully her daughter prefers salads, health foods and active sports.

Donna says the Guinness Records title will help her website grow beyond her fellow competition.

Here’s a video of Donna Simpson at 700 pounds, just be warned, it’s not pretty:

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Overweight Woman MAKES CAREER OUT OF EATING – Hey Mr. Farmer, I found your PIG

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By Anthony Santiago
YUCK! What is more disgusting then 700 pounds of pancake batter poured into stretch pants? I know that we are supposed to be so accepting in this country but don’t you hate going to the grocery stores and seeing these beached whales in those little motorized carts with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos in their basket? Hey blimp, put down the fork!
Donna Simpson, a single mom in New Jersey weighs in at 700 pounds. That’s three Riddick Bowes when he was in his prime!!! Get this…this pig (oink, oink) is trying to gain another 300 pounds so she can become the World’s Most Obese Woman. This mountain of blubber has a 4 year old daughter that prepares her food and feeds her so she can pile on the weight…what a great childhood, huh?
Donna the Hut has a 750 dollar eating habit per week, and makes money with her own website for “fat admirers.” I see these websites pop up all the time. The people pay to see others eat and flaunt flab and do podcasts.
She says that she has 7,000 fans that pay to see her show her fat and makes 100 G’s from the site. LOL. If anyone pays to see this fat pig, they should be ashamed of themselves! She’s disgusting!
I reached out to RSR World to get their comments on this matter and they were very animated this week to say the least!
I reached out to RSR World to get their comments on this matter and they were very animated this week to say the least!
“Yea she gets food dipsh*t, she gets fed well. How old are you? You sure resort to childish tactics don’t you.. fat jokes lmao. My 9 year old nephew got grounded the other day for calling the kid down the block a Fatty. Threaten you? lmao, nah no need to do that, however I GUARANTEE your ass wouldn’t be making fat jokes if Donna walked up on you in person buddy… that I promise. Why do you hate so much bro? Do you have mental issues? You never even met Donna, and you attack as if She slapped one of your family members. By the way, NOBODY has even heard of those so called places that you used to have eating competitions. Does she get paid? lmao, NOOOOO Donna does it for free. Of course She gets paid you fool, and she gets paid nice royalty checks for her PUBLISH book as well, and from her website, and yes dipsh*t, she gets a check from Primer Hamburger & Cupcakes Magazine as well. Not to mention several other checks for doing PR work for many 700 pounders. HATE all you want clown, you mean NOTHING to me, never have, never will.” – Jack Mars
“If she bothers you that much, why give her the satisfaction of continued references on your site? I’m cool w/ Donna as well and have said as much to her. I’d rather see both of you just move on and focus on making your respective sites that much better in ’12, rather than drag out a petty Internet war. For all you’re trying to do w/ RSR, IMO, it makes you look petty when you fall back on stuff like that, regardless of what others are saying outside your spot. And posting her pic was as classless a move as I’ve ever seen on any website. That was the killer for me. For that, just mention the gal’s name, instead of claiming that she’s not worth your time or the mention, because clearly she is.” – Jerk Donelson
“I bet she could eat more Big Macs then my idol Don Gorske. My other idol Steve Farhood is a lovely man. I don’t think he eats Big Macs that often. I wrote him but he didn’t write back. He may be more of a BK Whopper man.” – Jim Minkle

Donna Simpson!

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          Donna Simpson, a single mom in New Jersey, weighs 700 pounds and is trying to gain an additional 300 pounds so that she can claim and hold the Guinness World Records’ title of World’s Most Obese Woman. She says that she couldn’t do it without the help of her 4-year-old daughter, who shops with her, helps her prepare food, and feeds her so that she can pile on additional pounds.
 
How does someone who relies on a 4-year-old and a reinforced scooter to get around make a living? Online, of course. Simpson pays for her $580-to-$750 per week eating habit plus other expenses by, basically, being overweight. She has a website,OfficialDonnaSimpson.com, geared toward “fat admirers,” where people pay to see her eat and flaunt her flab.
She claims that she has 7,000 paying fans, and makes nearly $100,000 annually from the site, according to the Daily Mail. A three-day membership to her site goes for $7.95, and a one-month membership costs $19.95. For that you get to see videos like “Squashing,” “Blue Dress” and “Eating a Pie” plus access to more than 270 photos. She believes the record she holds as Heaviest Woman to Give Birth sets her apart from other big women with similar sites.
Apparently, there are a lot of people out there who enjoy watching Simpson eat. She says that they even send her fattening food like protein shake powder to help her beef up quickly. “It makes people happy, and I’m not harming anyone,” she says.
Except herself: She suffers from diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease, plus it’s very difficult for her to go anywhere. And then there’s the example she might be setting for her daughter, Jacqueline, who Simpson claims prefers healthy foods, like salad, and is active in sports.
You might wonder about the birth of her daughter. It took a team of 30 medical professionals to deliver her during a high-risk Caesarean. She is the daughter of Simpson’s former long-term partner, Phillipe Gouamba, from whom she recently split. Simpson told the Daily Mail that she’s looking for a new partner to help feed her the 15,000 calories per day she requires, so he can relieve her daughter of those weighty responsibilities.
Simpson has been married before and also has a 15-year-old son. She says that both her partners loved her largeness, and did their best to contribute to it. Her first husband was a chef who brought her leftovers when he came home late at night, according to Wikipedia. Her next partner, she hopes will be “handsome, slim and at least 10 years younger than me,” she told the Daily Mail.
Don’t be surprised to see media-hungry takers who fit those requirements lining up for the position. They might well appreciate the television face-time they could get from a reality show that could be in the works any minute now. 
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More Donna Simpson !

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When a person weighs more than 1,000lbs but is making the effort to actually get skinnier and healthier, I NEVER utter a bad word about them.  That’s cruel and flat out wrong.  Give me a woman who weighs 700 pounds and is actually trying to gain even more weight and I’ll be all over that shit like white on rice.

Such is the case with Donna Simpson, a single mom (no kidding) with two kiddies.  As of right now, she holds the Guinness record as the fattest woman to give birth.  Now, she’s trying to become even FATTER to officially gain the title of the world’s biggest woman.  Goal weight?  1008 pounds.  Ah, yes.  The weight of a small house.
She’s sustaining a 15,000-calorie-a-day diet with the help of her 4-year-old daughter, who miraculously hasn’t been squished under the small Mack truck that is her mother.
“I love eating and people love watching me eat.”  Really?  We’re actually just repulsed by it.  “It makes me happy, and I’m not harming anyone.”  You’re harming yourself, you twit.  And what’s going to happen when you DIE from this (since you already have high blood pressure, heart disease, and diabetes) and leave your kids with NO MOMMY?
That must be why she says she’s looking for a partner who’s thin and “at least ten years younger” than she is.  Someone has to live long enough to raise those kids.
So what do you think?  Thumbs up or thumbs down to the woman who looks like she swallowed a grizzly bear?  You’ve got my vote.  Sound off in the comments section below, and make sure you lock all your food away.  One whiff and she’d probably come after it…
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Update On Donna Simpson

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Twisted: Obese Donna Simpson says she would never achieve her weight gain goal without the help of her four-year-old daughter Jacqueline

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Twisted: 50st Donna Simpson says she would never achieve her record-breaking weight goal without the help of her four-year-old daughter Jacqueline
Dependent: Donna, who suffers diabetes and heart disease, used to rely on ex-partner Philippe to act as her feeder, helping her hit her goal of 15,000 calories a day minimum
Denial: Donna, who has to eat 15,000 calories a day minimum to reach her 72st target, says her daughter is unaffected: “She loves salad and plays sports”
Big business: Donna
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Stay Away From Jones Beach This Season

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Poison Ivy   – CLICK OPEN  LINK IN NEW TAB TO HEAR                 I just returned from a concert at Jones Beach,Mary Lamont, she preformed excelent as always, however the Gnats  , Mosquitoes and frogs  were all over  the place , a major distraction and annoyance,

During the day they charge you $10 a car for a poison Ivory, infested  Filthy beach, The Men’s toilet was filthy as usual, urine on the floor , urinals and commodes not flushed  loaded with feces, . And again for the 2nd year in a  row no Fireworks show . The entrances and exits leading to the parkways are not lit up  , making it very dangerous at night, I know I never felt more uncomfortable riding on  a parkway in all my 40 plus years behind the wheel.

where is our tax dollar going . upstate , to maintain parks in their localities , who knows but Long Island pays the lion share of the states taxes sand we get Squat. Boycott Jones beach, The concession Stand  is priced as if your going into   Yankee stadium    and did  I mention   the ocean is dirty, the U.s Army Corps of Engineers should clean up the water . it looks like someone if i may express my self in Yiddish     ”Gay Cocken Ofen Yom” Translation = someone shit in the ocean. stay away this  season and show  your  displeasure with the beach …end