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Must Act Quickly To Ban Companies That Don’t Hire People To answer phone calls but merely present a Computerized Menu

I like everybody else at one time or another had to experience this total disrespect to the Customer or patient dealing with an outfit today over the phone when a menu does not actually send you where you want either to..Relax your not the only one & your in good company.

Who hasn’t lost the voice yelling “Agent Agent Agent”.

Congress must step in and force every company to have a live employee on their phone line .

Let them slip it into the next bill package as pork.

Second as we discussed in a previous post what’s even worst is companies that have no contact number in order to contact them.

If Congress can bring the owner of Facebook on the carpet they surely can do this.Congress Must Quickly Ban Companies That Don’t Hire People But Only Present A Computerized Menu.

WORLD HITS ON THE LERMAN REPORT THIS QUARTER…

THE LERMAN REPORT STAFF

Let us State Emphatically Right Now That Neither Myself Our Editorial Staff or Staff Itself Or Our Proxy’s Have Never  Witnessed  What Is On Those Floors..That’s Our Story and That’s Is What We Are Sticking To.

Hospital Empty Floors. What’s Really In There

Well Brace Yourself..Have A Seat..Take A Shot Of Scotch As Of What We Are About out of To Reveal

Warning Some People May Find Seeing This Objectionable 

If You Ask About Empty  Floors With No Elevator or Stairwell Access You Most Probably Be Told That They Are Electrical ..Let Us At The Lerman Report  Clue Everyone What We Believe Is what actually Is Occurring.

    Please play 1 YOU Tube At A Time

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        There Are Rumours That Babies Born With One Center Eye Are More Common Place Than We Have Been Led To Believe..and they can have as much longevity As Anyone Else..These Poor Souls Can Not Survive The Tounts And Stares Of The insensitive General Public So Here Is Their Forever home.There are also a. Cornucopias of assorted deformed people.These poor souls  must be housed behind closed doors as they to would also be stared at and put on a level of a walking freak show.Them along with one middle eyed folk must live a cloistered life on empty hospital floors forever

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*Warning Some People May Find Seeing This Objectionable 

Tragic ‘cyclops’ baby born with one eye after mum was ‘exposed to mercury .

Warning Some People May Find Seeing This Objectionable 

Amnesia  Victims..Most Folks Watch Plenty Of T.V.And We See What  The Producers Try To Convey  To Us Of What Its Like To Loose  Your Memory..

When You Have Some Sort Of Traumatic Brain  Trauma You Just Don’t Remember Who You Are ..But Become The Same Mentality Like A Baby Once Again. These Amnesia  Victims Must Start Life All Over Except That They Are In An Adult  Body..Diapers ..They Must Start Over & Learn To Walk And Talk And Everything Else  Once Again..This Takes A lifetime.

Remember that Seinfeld Episode When Kramer Spots A Pig Man In One If The Rooms?That very well was art  imitating life..more real.than we all thought  when wet the my watched  that Seinfeld Episode.

Accident Victims From Automobile crashes To People  Who Plunge From 30 Story Buildings..Yes Many Survive But Live Life As A Crippled  Pretzel So To Speak way Beyond A Regular  Quadriplegic

These Floors Are Trusted To Nursing And Other Medical Staff Who Understand  The Meaning Of Mums The Word..Now You Know What May Be Going  On In All These High Rise Hospitals  With Closed Floors.

WORLD HITS ON INTERNATIONAL HEROLD THIS QUARTER…

Since the quarantine Supermarkets gave ceased to put out and run any sales. Everything sold in their outlets are way over priced.We as consumer’s no longer have the luxury to pick  & choose certain brands.Like the menu at Buffet Restaurants we must take what they give yes whether we like it or not.

Everyone gas to eat and wipe the rear end so they continue to gauge the public.They bend the public over the a shopping carts and gjve them a good

F—ing.

I was in a few retail outlets that sell T V’s . TV that before Corona  Quarantine which sold first $675 now sell for $875  .

In essence they want the public to foot the bill because of amy quarantine loses concured during this fiasco.

When this Covid19 is over We suggest that the public boycott just one supermarket  chain in their vicinity..

WORLD HITS ON THE INTERNATIONAL HEROLD THIS QUARTER…

Compact Discs did not kill Vinyl Records.What the Death Knell to Vinyl was the end of an easy home recording medium or cassette recorders..

I got believe in my heart of hearts that the lack of available cassette tapes eventually did vinyl in.

A vinyl record is for the most only12- 15 minutes  per side however with  recorded cassette you can get anywhere from 1/2 to 3/4 if an hour per side get the picture?

My Personal Record Collection”800″LP’s’

I like most people seldom listened to whole albums but made mix tapes.In other words one song from this album another from that album and made deluxe mix tapes.When no recording medium was available anymore that took life away from Vinyl Records to survive any longer.

As far as CD’s went it hurt but it was not the reason for their Demise.

Bringing back Vinyl without a home recordings medium is totally useless.I had a collection that would make any music collectors mouth water.I attempted to sell them but buyers wanted to rob me blind offering me less than 10cents a record..Each & Every perspective buyer I told them rather than sell to you I’d sooner smash each record with a hammer.

I gave away my entire collection away to a few nursing homes at no cost in the hope that others will get to get to enjoy my record albums as much as I did.

Never Sell Your Old LP Record Collection For Peanuts..

Never Sell Your Old LP Record Collection For Peanuts..

INTERNATIONAL HEROLD

‍ Holiday season will be upon us soon.

So We urge all of our readers to buy early before Thanksgiving maybe you already did your Christmas, Chanucka & Kwanza shopping this summer.If you did than your smart.

I’ll tell you why..Every company either the manufacturer or distributor maintains some sort of Quality Control Department.I know what I’m about to tell you to be a fact in the manufacturing industry..I worked many years for a distributor of Electronic Equipment (For the purpose of this story  name of the company that worked for I shall withhold for legal purposes of this story)

Every item underwent a strict strongest qualify control.

Nothing leaves the Warehouse if it doesn’t pass muster from the quality control Dept . However come Holiday Season when orders are very large .. everything went out even those units that failed to meet acceptable standards of the Quality Control Dept.Hence the consumer wound up buying VA defective product.This practice is both  common place and wide spread in all industries. Pants manufacturers may be swamped with both orders for let’s say 38 waist trousers..they will relabel 34 trousers with 38 in waistline tags .. rendering them useless to a buyer who bought them in good faith and had to return them.

I know your saying right now”why didn’t they just try them on first”. because many store don’t have dressing rooms such a the big discount wholesale outlets ,plus they bought as a gift.

So we urge every shopper try to buy your Christmas Chanucka and Kwanza gifts very early as to get ripped off and dipped by the industry.

I was in a Taco Bell doing my duty in the rest room.. When I smelled the Tacos cooking from behind the wall in the kitchen which was in the next room…

I told the manager listen if I can smell the food cooking in the Bathroom from behind the walls than you can smell the crap from the rest room in your kitchen. He Laughed and said “SO” and thought it was funny..well it’s not.

Have you ever went to a restaurant and when you got home smelled the style of food on your shirt?

That’s exactly the point..if you can enjoy a meal and the food smell transfers onto your be shirt..then what about the crap smell as you Depart the toilet after you take a dump?

The Solution is a simple one . Before you sit on the pot take your shirt off and place it int a Plastic bag..When your done wipping take your shirt out of the bag and put it back on.

Lerman Report Exclusive..

Leonard Solomon Lerman was born 1925  an American scientist most noted for his work on DNA. Lerman, DNA researcher & co-inventor of DGGE, is born in Pittsburgh.

We wonder what Leonard Lerman whould have to say on this matter.

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Just how Accurate Are All Those Ancestral DNA Home Kits?

Let us start by saying that we read that a chimpanzee shares 99%  of our DNA.So in other words All these home kits take everyone back to hundred and thousands of years all the way the way back  to our  Neanderthal relative with that 1%? Come on give us a break.

An entire family took a DNA test from one of these popular DNA home testing kits.One of my staff members took such a test. It showed both him and his sister are listed as full brother and sister…yet DNA found relatives that are are his 2nd cousin are his sister’s distant cousin..how is this possible?

Let’s clue everyone in right away in that these home DNA kits are no where in the same league as the DNA used in frenscic Police Dept Labs.In our humble opinion we’d put in the same category as if you reading your horoscope in the newspaper..In other words don’t bet your  house on these results. We say take for entertainment purchases only..and that our personal take.

Classic Example Below.

Now a 2nd cousin is a close relative …. it means that one of your grandparents and their grandparents were siblings.It is impossible for you to have a 2nd cousin with and your full siblings is their 6th cousin… After they complained about that they reinterpreted their ancestral bio..Now they say that they’re 99% Ashenazic Jewish and less than 1% European and that 1%=they Trace their ancestry and and they say they are related to famous Polish astronomy Copernicus.. We’d like to know what DNA sample of Copernicus did they have to make such a bizzare outrageous claim who was a contemporary of Columbus..

Now all these DNA outfits know that both you your Brother Elmo plus your Sister Sue all where born in the same hospital..went to the same grammar school ..lived at the same address so it is safe to assume that all are related and full siblings..not necessarily so.

These DNA Outfits have the exact same history for Jews of Polish Background coupled and mirroring the same exact DNA as those Jews of Russian of Background.

Jews of Polish background are Dark  & have black hair while Russian Jews are generally Blonde  haired stocky  and triangular shared head. .These two groups of Jews are from first a lack of a better term  “different stock’ thus making  it impossible for booth groups to have identical DNA Markers.

Let us tell you our theory.What we believe what they are doing is merely conducting a deep computer searches..90% deep computer searches and only 10% actual DNA testing at the most…. 

Most people think of computer search engines as a relative new thing ..not so.

Computers go back hundreds of years.

Henry Faulds – Father of Fingerprints. Henry Faulds was a Scottish physician, missionary, and scientist who is noted for the development of fingerprints.

Then cames , F Galton an anthropologist and a cousin of Charles Darwin, began his observations of fingerprints as a means of identification in the in 1880.

So inorder to make any attempts at identifications a computer is needed.

Deep computer searches may contain restricted sealed records going back hundreds of years that may be in play and may not be that small cup of spittle that we all send in…All records from School records to vital statistics from church recordings going back not only your time but your grandparents and beyond are all available in deep computer  searches.There are also records from the census bureau with data that was taken  years ago by Government agency’s both obtained & going back longer more than a century.They unlike the public at loge have access to all these Bureau of  Vital Statistics records.. Census.. Voting Registration..Data placed Micrography.. Cemetery Internments Files .Combined Various Hospital Admissions Discharges Including Patient Charts etc.

We will.go out on a limb and say that we believe  that every 10,000 kits sent  in under go  a test closer analysis closer to that DNA   mirroring Police frenscic methods than the run of the mill results that the average Joe and Jane receive.. Although have the actual data to back this up..but it makes sense.This enables these outfits to pump out their chest and say see what we did.

It may all bases on presumption rather than cold hard science..

Is this how they determine to have you trade those Dutch Clogs for a pair of  Bruno Magli Shoes .get real…get the picture!

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What to do with all Thes Defunct Multi Cinamas

Let Me Start Off By Saying That  Many Multi Plex Style Cinimas (trade mark name) That Have Gone Out Of Business Due To The Availability of Big Screen TV.s,Soundbars,Sub Woofers DVD,.Cable Netflix Etc .So The Public Has Stopped Going To The Movie Theaters .

Why should they ..they have a cornucopia of devices and gadgets who needs to spend $22 a person for an Hour and a half show.

Our suggestion is a multiplex house of Worship that is home to many different denominations and Faith’s.

In Flushing Queens there was no Synagogue around. So on the High Holidays we had our services at the Prospect Movie Theater on Main Street & Prospect Ave..How it came about We are not privy to that..Perhaps it was an Accommodation from the owners of the theater or some future Jewish  congregants who had yet found a place to have a Synagogue..who knows but we had  our Rosh Hashana & Yom Kippur services there.

Based on this I thought of a novel way to to utluize all those empty vacant defunct Multi Plex Type of Thrtaters.

For example in one cinema theater  you can have for example Roman Catholic Church ..Greek Orthodox in another Baptist Jewish a  Mosque..Bahi ,Budists Temple etc etc and so forth..get the picture.

Now I personally Have known Many Churches that no opened their doors and hearts give Jews a section on their Church for Jews whose Synagogue had a fire in flood and visa versa.

This idea is based on both of the above stories I’ve mentioned above..

This is house of Worship of the future is here…

AND WHILE YOUR HERE….DON’T FORGET TO VISIT THE ARCHIVES

To stop Driving while intoxicated is easy.. Just Have Police Patrol Cars Wait Outside Bars &: Catering Halls.Its as simple as that.Although drinking at homes is another story.

Why are cops not doing that hmm..hmm? They can make a windfall getting  the Drunk drivers off the roads and at the same to more or less insure that there will he more designated drivers..By not doing so they are knowingly allowing drunk drivers on roads.Let drinkers always bring a designated driver when they intend to bend the elbow