Tip Of he Day…A Word To The Wise Don’t Ever Sit By a Window Seat When at a Restuarant

guy-picking-noseThe year was 1959 I was 10 years old and I just finished having a meal at Grabsteins Kosher Deli in Canarsie Brooklyn. As I exited the restaurant I couldn’t help notice a family of 4 having lunch by the window seat in the restaurant.

I was already outside at the time near the window, a thought quickly raced in my mind. I  tapped the window and when I got everyone’s attention I quickly picked my nose and shimmered it on the window ruining the families meal. The Husband started yelling and threw his hands up in disgust as the waiter came out with a rag to clean the window. I ran away fast..To this day I will never sit by a window seat in a restaurant for that reason 

 

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Free Tacos for Life, in Exchange for a Tattoo

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              Casa Sanchez recently revived its offer of free meals to customers who get a tattoo of the restaurants logo
If you live in the Bay Area and don’t mind getting a little commercial body art, Casa Sanchez has a deal for you: Get Jimmy the Cornman, the San Francisco restaurant’s mascot, tattooed anywhere on your body (minimum size: four square inches), and you get free tacos for life. And, yes, you can get it in a not-quite-public spot and still take advantage of the deal. The restaurant keeps track of its walking billboards, so you don’t have to lift your shirt (or any other article of clothing) to get fed. Unless, that is, you really want to.
The Mission District eatery first offered the free food deal in 1999, and capped participants at 50. Many of those have long since recouped the $100 cost of the tattoo, and still come to the restaurant periodically for a bite (the deal gets you one meal a day). The The current offer began in January, and three people have opted to go under the gun so far.
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 AND WHILE YOUR HERE….DON’T FORGET TO VISIT THE ARCHIVES

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Disney Dining Plans Omits Matzo On Menus On Passover

Mickey Mouse, Hitler, And Nazi Germany: How Disney's Characters Conquered The Third Reich My  Sister & her Family went to Disney world at Orlando Florida on Passover , To their disappointment  not one restaurant or eatery there had any Matzo there to accommodate their Jewish Customers. Why? are they ashamed to . do they not want to  anger Antisemities? Are They antisemitic , we know that Walt Disney was a big Jew hater ,Disney world should be ashamed of themselves s, I urge all Jews to take this in mind and think twice about ever going there, even to a point of a Jewish Boycott On All Disney products . We await any exclamation from them soon. end

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Donna Simpson 1000lb Woman Who Can She Beat In Competiton?

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Donna Simpson a 1000 lb woman.Can she beat any of the top 10 eaters  in competitive Eating? I say she can , either in a eating challenge or head to  head in a timed event….

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Fat– click open a  new tab to hear

.whats your take? we ‘d like to know...

Afghanistan — President: Hamid Karzai Craps in U.S. Face Time To Agent Orange Their Poppy Fields

Afghan President Hamid Karzai talks to media after meeting with local elders March 7, 2010 in the southern province of Helmand of Marjah, Afghanistan. Afghan President Hamid Karzai heard a litany of complaints Sunday from residents of Marjah, the town in the south that thousands of U.S., NATO and Afghan troops just seized from the Taliban. Karzai promised better security for the former Taliban stronghold after complaints of corruption, looting and arrests were reported. Karzai says Western meddling has aided the Taliban by fueling a perception that the insurgency is a legitimate struggle against occupation. He adds that if that were true, he would join the Taliban. American blood is being shed everyday and this is what he has the Chutspah to say, I say so we should  spray all the Poppy fields with Agent Orange , teach him a lesson and at the same time cut the opium -heroin flow in half. Heres a country growing misery for millions of addicts, all the crime associated with drugs  are part and parcel of these Poppy fields . Its the#1 crop of Afghanistan has 100% blessing of the government. I saySpray then now and send a powerful message to Karazi

Dayton-area restaurants throw down the challenge to diners with big appetites

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Bello Italian Restaurant

  • Inside the Holiday Inn Xenia
  • 300 Xenia Towne Square
  • (937) 372-9921
  • The Big Mama Burger Challenge: A three-pound hamburger with all the fixings on one very large bun. If one diner finishes the burger in 30 minutes, it’s free.
  • Cost: $19.99

Buffalo Wild Wings

  • All Dayton-area locations
  • The Blazin’ Challenge: Eat 12 chicken wings smothered in high-octane “Blazin” sauce, get a t-shirt and a $5 gift certificate, and your picture on the Hall of Fame.
Cost: $8.99

Johnny’s Slice of New York pizza restaurant

  • 57 W. Franklin St., Centerville
  • (937) 567-8840
  • “Brooklyn Brawler Challenge:” An 18-inch, eight-pound pizza stuffed with pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, mozzarella, and provolone. If two people finish every morsel of the pizza in 30 minutes, they get it for free, along with a T-shirt and their picture on the restaurant’s “Wall of Fame.” Those who fail have their pictures posted on the “Wall of Shame.”
Cost: $24.99

Legends Sports Pub & Grille

  • 7617 Dayton Springfield Road, Enon
  • (937) 863-0238
  • “Lucky Dog Challenge:” If you can finish seven “Lucky Dogs” — foot-long, half-pound hot dogs that are over an inch in diameter — in 45 minutes, the hot dogs are free, and you get a T-shirt and a $25 gift certificate. But no one has succeeded yet. 
Cost: $48.93 for seven of the dogs, which are priced at $6.99 each.

Milano’s Atlantic City Subs (Beavercreek store only)

  • 2260 N. Fairfield Road, 
Beavercreek
  • (937) 427-7827
  • Extreme Meat Pizza Challenge: A 14-inch pizza topped with pepperoni, ham, bacon, sausage, extra cheese and extra sauce. If one person can finish the pizza in 20 minutes, the pizza is free.
Cost: $19.47

Pie Pizzeria

  • 1910 Brown St., Dayton (near the University of Dayton campus)
  • (937) 228-4743
  • Brawler challenge: An 18-inch, eight-pound stuffed pizza with bacon, ham. pepperoni and sausage, with both a top and bottom crust. If a pair of diners finish the entire pizza, including filling, within 20 minutes, they receive the pizza for free, along with a T-shirt.
Cost: $25.99
  • 355 South Main St., Franklin
  • (937) 746-9252
  • “The Reaper” challenge: a 28-inch pizza with at least three toppings. If two people finish the pizza in 30 minutes in one sitting, the pizza is free.
Cost: $54

Quaker Steak & Lube

  • 3725 Presidential Drive, 
Beavercreek 
(near Wright State University)
  • (937) 427-0500
  • “The Atomic Challenge” and “The Triple Atomic Challenge:” Eat five chicken wings slathered in the restaurant’s searing Atomic sauce or Triple Atomic sauce, and get your name added to the Atomic Wall. Yes, you still have to pay for them.
Cost: $6.99

Voltzy’s Hamburger 
& Root Beer Stand

  • 4668 Springboro Pike, Moraine
  • (937) 299-1440
  • “Bill Clinton Divorce Finale” challenge: A 14-pound burger with a half-pound of onions and 20 slices of cheese on a one-pound bun. If one person eats it all in one hour, the burger is free — and Voltzy’s owner Rick Volz will pay the bloated diner $100.
Cost: $40

Go Go Curry Launches 2nd Annual Eating Championship

The qualifying rounds will be April 15th-May 20th, from 3-5pm. Pick up an application at Go Go Curry (on 38th btw. 7+8th), there is a $20 registration fee. Final round is set for June 5th at 5pm. Let the challenge begin!I will try to be there at the finals…Don Lerman8

The Lerman Report Will Focus On Reporting On Eating Challenges In The Future

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I will focus on Eating Challenges rather than contests with the exception of a few contests that I feel an importance to , such as the Go Go Curry, which I will try to be at the finals in person to report back to the Lerman Report for publication on this site. If anyone  wants to have their challenges   or their contests wins published , send    pictures and a brief Story about  them to Donmoseslerman@gmail.com and we will put them up..Thank you       Don Lerman , Blog Administrator

Time To Ban The Sale of Cigarettes

 

 
 
 
  Cigarettes are so bad for us why don’t they just ban the sale,  importation and growing of all tabbacco products period ? Smokers have been reduce to pariahs in the workplace  in restaurants  all over . If your in restaurant and light up , they can throw you out and call a cop  but if you sit there and break wind they can’t do a thing to you.. How unfair. In the workplace smokers are going out for smoke every half hour , look at the loss in productivity..Nobody quits for the price  of cigaretes .In third  world nations like the Philippines ,Bangkok and West Africa where people don’t have  a pot to piss in ,they are willing and  do pay $20 a pack for American Brand cigarettes.
So the Government kows that   in a relatively healthy American Economy  we’ll pay $10 a pack most willing .Its an addiction harder to stop than Heroin. The first thing the U.S. should do is no more subsidizing the  growing of  tobacco . followed total ban in 3 years  with Tough measure for illegal import and sales to include Rockefeller type drug laws  to be enacted for the sale distributive , importation and growing of all tobacco products. It should be a bipartition effort and a National Lottery should be put forth to replace the loss in tax revenue.

 
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New Wave( No Pun Intended)of Barbers From Former U.S.S.R. Best in U.S.A.

 

 

 I’ve noticed that  in the last  20 years there were new group of barbers that spoke Russian…looked middle eastern and closed their shop on Rosh Hashanah..They are Jewish barbers from the former Soviet Union .They hail from countries such as Azerbaijan, and Bokhara.They have technique that’s about the best I”V seen in my 70 yrs.. even the discount barber shops their skill is unbelievable, The best haircut around.
I personally go to one in my neighborhood and I get my haircut ( every 2 weeks ) If they here where were they when I was growing up, I suspect that  in the late sixties we may not have a Hippy era and revolt on getting haircuts.end
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