If the Board of Rabbis want to pack em in the  Synagogues on Saturday or the High Holy days what I propose is to drop the Chassan for a good stand up Comedian.

 Todays Jewish  Synagogues  attendee doesn’t relate to a Cantor in todays market of music.

Today’s Cantor’s are old hat (no pun intended) On the High Holy Days they earn more than Sinatra did when he headlined back in the day at the Sands Hotel.

Get someone like A Jackie Mason or some other good Jewish comic to do stand up and you’ll pack them in…. Guaranteed …

Bartholomew Bitsko Online Editor International Herald/Lerman Report

ARE JEWISH WOMAN DECIMATING THE JEWISH POPULATION BY REFUSING TO DATE & MARRY JEWISH MEN?

There are 2 Types of Jewish Woman…

First the self  hating Jew that considers each and every Jewish man a Nerd or Nebish and are not man enough for them to date.

The 2nd is the Gold Digger that wants nothing but Doctor or lawyer and wouldn’t even look sideways at any man who makes less than a 6 figure salary .

 For neither of these 2 types described above it doesn’t matter how good-looking or how good a family man he’d make between the two it makes it very difficult for Jewish men to meet suitable Jewish partners.

 The first type that we mentioned(the self hating Jew) we would describe as a character flaw. further we would go on  to say that it probably stems from a both a lack of any Jewish Education and Poor Parental control. 

 While 2nd type  (Gold Digger ) is also a character flaw as well. However we believe that this type of trait is well indoctrinated in the minds of Jewish women early on perhaps from the moment they first start to contemplate dating..probably due to advice from their circle of friends. Though this type may not be taught by Jewish Parents it is not discouraged either. For them no man who installs cable or works a low-level white color job need  apply.

         To quote a line from fiddler on the roof “Isn’t a Poor Man Entitled to a Little Happiness”

 We will say this although We will stand by what We Just described above.. ..We will just add that among the more religious Jewish communities  this generally  does not occur. What Hitler couldn’t accomplish American Jewish women are finishing the job of decimating the Jewish Population *

INTERNATIONAL HEROLD

It is the ultimate Chutzpah for Swedish longshoreman  to boycott Israeli Ships swedish boycott of israeli ships Boycott Israeli Ships. There was a time when the King of Sweden wore A star of David to show solidarity with Jews  forced to were a  yellow star of David on their lapel. When Israeli searches ships in flagrant violtion of  an Israeli blockade aimed not at stopping medicine to get through but weapons of death and may hen its outrageous .What all Jews should do is boycott all Swedish goods until and apology is forthcoming.end 

MOSES LERMAN ADMINISTRATOR & EDITOR

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Veteran White house reporter Helen Thomas was recorded saying that-the Jews should get out of Palestine, then was prompted ” where should they go home ,  wheres home, she then replied Poland  Germany and America , She is of Syrian decent and I vaguely remember her saying something  not nice visa vie Israel many years ago.but this is the tip of the ice berg of the Anti Semitic Bias in the press and throughout the world, for this she should be banned from the White House press corp for good.end

WORLD HITS ON THE LERMAN REPORT THIS QUARTER…

 

              Lazio  by his push against Suffolk County Executive Steve Levy , Thou Not Anti Semitic none the less will not sit well among  Jewish Voters in the state .  Most Jews in N.Y. state are register’s Democrat so Levy ‘s chances  for a primary win  are slim. Lazio can only be a spoiler . in N.Y . without the massive Jewish voting block his  election efforts are doomed ,  Lazio  will win in the primary ,  but most properly but will be handed  a big defeat in the polls  in the General Election for  ruining it for a Jewish Politician among Jewish Voters  it will send Levy to the showers for good , a big mistake  for him to switch party’s  he shoulds have took his chance s against Andrew  Coumo as a democrat .. to Late now

Arlen Spector

The writing is on the wall for the Stimulus Supporters ,I consider it a back lash  on anti stimulus vote rather than an anti Semitic  one .but non the less  a  loss for a Jewish seat. It was a major mistake for Arlen Specter to switch to the Democratic Party. where did it get him , for a major player in t senate and someone with a lot of seniority and key seats that he sits on the democratic party in his state wouldn’t give him the respect of a non challenge for the primary race, how sad. with the demographic change  another Jewish senate seat is lost and maybe for good. Big mistake for the party change ,If a Jewish politician can’t get elected in the upcoming New York elections it spells disaster for Jews in politics in America.end