Hallelujah, I’m a Bum Again!” –
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OPEN LINK IN NEW TAB TO HEAR 
I remember watching the Johnny Carson Tonite show and Dick Van Patton star of eight is enough was on Dick Van Patton went on to say that you never see a bald bum! That statement stuck in my mind this last 45 years. Now there are many men who stay all night at bars drinking and are bald as a Billiard Ball. I figured it out….If your intake of alcohol is 90 – 95% of your consumption of Alcohol it does something to the hair growth . It seems to makes it thicker and stronger. I wonder if applying rubbing alcohol on your head as topical would do the trick ? The next time you spot a bum on the street buy him some food and take a look at his hair .I guarantee that you will see that I’m 100% right in my assumption/end
