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U.S. Synagogues Must Put American Jewish Religious Education Above All

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   Today’s American Synagogues are way to expensive for the average family to afford. If today’s Synagogue intend to survive they must cut back the amount of all charitable donations that they distribute & start placing Jewish education first and utmost for American Jews. 
1.Rabbis must work for less.Stop paying  them those huge six figure salary’s plus a house to live in & with all expenses paid.In addition any work that the Rabbi performs outside of his employ at the Shull such as an Unveiling ..Funeral..or Wedding he should work on a split fee basic and his congregation should receive half of whatever money that he earned from such hirings.

 

2.Since the Rabbi earns a  nice most generous salary then he should pay for his own living expenses like every other worker..

 

3.Cantor’s also must work for less. As right now on the High Holidays many Cantor’s get paid more than Sinatra did when he headlined at the Sands in Vegas .Keep in mind that the synagogue  exists for the congregation to gather and pray and not for the Rabbi or Chazzan to earn a living.

 

4.Further lets put an end to all funds  given to Rabbinical organization so someone who claims to be a frummer Jew can take a sabbatical and so they can sit on his Tochus for a few years at the congregation expense.

 

5.Hebrew should be taught not merely to read it phonetically but as a living language.Jewish Centers  should take a lesson from Greek and Chinese Americans which run  Greek and Chinese  school for  those American born of their ethic group . They learn it as fully understandable spoken language as if they were raised abroad & not something mumbled at the speed of light in Services that nobody understands one iota what is  being said.

 

6.Except any one from whether born from a Jewish  Mother or Jewish Father into the Jewish Fold . Acceptance from a Jewish Mother is not Torah Based.In Judea Roman soldiers took liberty’s with Jewish Woman sometimes against their will…hence there was a question regarding the status of any offspring of this union.Rabbi’s of that time decreed that any children born if this union are to be considered to be 100% Jews and not illegitament .Kariates consider Paternal desencion when determining  the child’s status.Time to change all this..

If this is not done within the next decade all may be lost visa vie American Jewry.

https://thelermanreport.com/2011/12/23/antiquated-hebrew-language-teaching-sytem-must-go/
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There should Be No Religious Exemptions From Service In The Israeli IDF

Israelis and Druze Israeli Serve on in the Israeli army or have in the past , Its high time the Chasdim  and other Jewish religious cohorts pull their share and  serve. They don’t have to be combatants necessarily , perhaps a job behind the lines if that what it takes but in some capacity making themselves ready for conscription like any other Jew in Israel does . No more special privilege   characters.  Those who refuse let them face jail time like any other Israeli citizen and loose the right to vote making their participation in deadlocks of small Parliamentary parties null  and void,plain and simple .end

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Go Go Curry Launches 2nd Annual Eating Championship


2 The qualifying rounds will be April 15th-May 20th, from 3-5pm. Pick up an application at Go Go Curry (on 38th btw. 7+8th), there is a $20 registration fee. Final round is set for June 5th at 5pm. Let the challenge begine!Don “Moses” Lerman’s prelim time
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Tip Of The Day …Don’t Tip in a Restuarant , Then Get Ready for Spit Soup

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My old adage ” The Tip is nothing more than intimidation” You tip a Barber so he don’t mess you up, you tip a super , so god forbid you have a flood he shows up. don’t tip enough or at all when you go out to eat the next time you get spit soup or steak Ala flatulence, In our time rest assured we all had our share of spit soup. You better believe it.!
I went to a Chinese buffet with a friend to Eat Chicken Wings.
After Having about 75 wings a peice the Chinese buffet informed us that we had all the wings he intends to let us have  & we complained loudly.
We got the wings but got sick .Everyone in the back probably cleared their throat in our food.We got so sick that we took anti biotics that could have cured leporcy and it didn’t help us one bit.

Remember this  isn’t a waiter or kitchen help or chef that hasn’t spit in food, its a long standing restaurant tradition. Remember the waiter is the last one to handle your food tip so well  and at a buffet don’t overstay your welcome ..end

 
 
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