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By Anthony Santiago

YUCK! What is more disgusting then 700 pounds of pancake batter poured into stretch pants? I know that we are supposed to be so accepting in this country but don’t you hate going to the grocery stores and seeing these beached whales in those little motorized carts with a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos in their basket? Hey blimp, put down the fork!

Donna Simpson, a single mom in New Jersey weighs in at 700 pounds. That’s three Riddick Bowes when he was in his prime!!! Get this…this pig (oink, oink) is trying to gain another 300 pounds so she can become the World’s Most Obese Woman. This mountain of blubber has a 4 year old daughter that prepares her food and feeds her so she can pile on the weight…what a great childhood, huh?

Donna the Hut has a 750 dollar eating habit per week, and makes money with her own website for “fat admirers.” I see these websites pop up all the time. The people pay to see others eat and flaunt flab and do podcasts.

She says that she has 7,000 fans that pay to see her show her fat and makes 100 G’s from the site. LOL. If anyone pays to see this fat pig, they should be ashamed of themselves! She’s disgusting!

I reached out to RSR World to get their comments on this matter and they were very animated this week to say the least!

          Donna Simpson, a single mom in New Jersey, weighs 700 pounds and is trying to gain an additional 300 pounds so that she can claim and hold the Guinness World Records’ title of World’s Most Obese Woman. She says that she couldn’t do it without the help of her 4-year-old daughter, who shops with her, helps her prepare food, and feeds her so that she can pile on additional pounds.

How does someone who relies on a 4-year-old and a reinforced scooter to get around make a living? Online, of course. Simpson pays for her $580-to-$750 per week eating habit plus other expenses by, basically, being overweight. She has a website,OfficialDonnaSimpson.com, geared toward “fat admirers,” where people pay to see her eat and flaunt her flab.

She claims that she has 7,000 paying fans, and makes nearly $100,000 annually from the site, according to the Daily Mail. A three-day membership to her site goes for $7.95, and a one-month membership costs $19.95. For that you get to see videos like “Squashing,” “Blue Dress” and “Eating a Pie” plus access to more than 270 photos. She believes the record she holds as Heaviest Woman to Give Birth sets her apart from other big women with similar sites.

Apparently, there are a lot of people out there who enjoy watching Simpson eat. She says that they even send her fattening food like protein shake powder to help her beef up quickly. “It makes people happy, and I’m not harming anyone,” she says.

Except herself: She suffers from diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease, plus it’s very difficult for her to go anywhere. And then there’s the example she might be setting for her daughter, Jacqueline, who Simpson claims prefers healthy foods, like salad, and is active in sports.

You might wonder about the birth of her daughter. It took a team of 30 medical professionals to deliver her during a high-risk Caesarean. She is the daughter of Simpson’s former long-term partner, Phillipe Gouamba, from whom she recently split. Simpson told the Daily Mail that she’s looking for a new partner to help feed her the 15,000 calories per day she requires, so he can relieve her daughter of those weighty responsibilities.

Simpson has been married before and also has a 15-year-old son. She says that both her partners loved her largeness, and did their best to contribute to it. Her first husband was a chef who brought her leftovers when he came home late at night, according to Wikipedia. Her next partner, she hopes will be “handsome, slim and at least 10 years younger than me,” she told the Daily Mail.

Don’t be surprised to see media-hungry takers who fit those requirements lining up for the position. They might well appreciate the television face-time they could get from a reality show that could be in the works any minute now. 

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When a person weighs more than 1,000lbs but is making the effort to actually get skinnier and healthier, I NEVER utter a bad word about them.  That’s cruel and flat out wrong.  Give me a woman who weighs 700 pounds and is actually trying to gain even more weight and I’ll be all over that shit like white on rice.

Such is the case with Donna Simpson, a single mom (no kidding) with two kiddies.  As of right now, she holds the Guinness record as the fattest woman to give birth.  Now, she’s trying to become even FATTER to officially gain the title of the world’s biggest woman.  Goal weight?  1008 pounds.  Ah, yes.  The weight of a small house.

She’s sustaining a 15,000-calorie-a-day diet with the help of her 4-year-old daughter, who miraculously hasn’t been squished under the small Mack truck that is her mother.

“I love eating and people love watching me eat.”  Really?  We’re actually just repulsed by it.  “It makes me happy, and I’m not harming anyone.”  You’re harming yourself, you twit.  And what’s going to happen when you DIE from this (since you already have high blood pressure, heart disease, and diabetes) and leave your kids with NO MOMMY?

That must be why she says she’s looking for a partner who’s thin and “at least ten years younger” than she is.  Someone has to live long enough to raise those kids.

So what do you think?  Thumbs up or thumbs down to the woman who looks like she swallowed a grizzly bear?  You’ve got my vote.  Sound off in the comments section below, and make sure you lock all your food away.  One whiff and she’d probably come after it…

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Twisted: 50st Donna Simpson says she would never achieve her record-breaking weight goal without the help of her four-year-old daughter Jacqueline

Denial: Donna, who has to eat 15,000 calories a day minimum to reach her 72st target, says her daughter is unaffected: “She loves salad and plays sports”

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Poison Ivy   – CLICK OPEN  LINK IN NEW TAB TO HEAR                 I just returned from a concert at Jones Beach,Mary Lamont, she preformed excelent as always, however the Gnats  , Mosquitoes and frogs  were all over  the place , a major distraction and annoyance,

During the day they charge you $10 a car for a poison Ivory, infested  Filthy beach, The Men’s toilet was filthy as usual, urine on the floor , urinals and commodes not flushed  loaded with feces, . And again for the 2nd year in a  row no Fireworks show . The entrances and exits leading to the parkways are not lit up  , making it very dangerous at night, I know I never felt more uncomfortable riding on  a parkway in all my 40 plus years behind the wheel.

where is our tax dollar going . upstate , to maintain parks in their localities , who knows but Long Island pays the lion share of the states taxes sand we get Squat. Boycott Jones beach, The concession Stand  is priced as if your going into   Yankee stadium    and did  I mention   the ocean is dirty, the U.s Army Corps of Engineers should clean up the water . it looks like someone if i may express my self in Yiddish     ”Gay Cocken Ofen Yom” Translation = someone shit in the ocean. stay away this  season and show  your  displeasure with the beach …end

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  If  you still don’t have  a Computer or Cell  Phone and I  know many  who don’t have either as of yet then Your living in the past.

Wake up and smell the Technology.

I had a friend who was in the Artillery in Viet  Nam circa1965.. He went on to tell me that they had T.V. Monitors in the field that was satellite equipped that could pinpoint enemy troops at ground leve..I mean this was 1965.

I remember President Carter. when he was President saying that at Camp David that they have a room that will show via satellite showing a clear picture sidewalk level at any location in the entire world.What year you ask ? 1976.  What would you rather do without for a week your T.V. set or your Cell phone?

Of the people we polled nearly all said that they would  rather have their Cell Phone.

Look at the GPS amazing technological advancement that it can be set up in any car. 

    Just what is the government sitting on a cure for Cancer and  other diseases?Perhaps Sitting on that for  a fear of over population ? Seeing through walls without cameras?Talk about paranoid..Time travel or being put in a state of flux? Stick around if your alive in 30 years you’ll find out  .

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 ‘We at  The Lerman Report  have decided to remove “The  Competitive     Eating   Corner” And replace it  with the Miscellaneous Page which will Have local N.Y. and Long Island News as well as any  category not pertaining to World News desk, Jewish News orJewish Humor.We did this as a lack of interest in Competitive eating from myself and the pubic  at large . I have walked away a winner after winning my last contest at Duke’s Restaurant    and having done that, I no longer wish to focus on competitive eating anymore. I would like to say that I have no interest whatsoever   in any contest today and having said that will be  shutting down this page ,  I wish to thank everyone  of my loyal readership for their support. 

BY weeks end the new title should be up …. Don Lerman, Blog Administrator

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Exiting the competitive eating arena  a winner