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SPECIAL FEATURE! CLICK HERE-Go Go Curry Launches 2nd Annual Eating Championship
The qualifying rounds will be April 15th-May 20th, from 3-5pm. Pick up an application at Go Go Curry (on 38th btw. 7+8th), there is a $20 registration fee. Final round is set for June 5th at 5pm. Let the challenge begine!Don “Moses” Lerman’s prelim time last year( Don Lerman will not be competing this year)
Tip Of The Day …Don’t Tip in a Restuarant , Then Get Ready for Spit Soup
My old adage ” The Tip is nothing more than intimidation” You tip a Barber so he don’t mess you up, you tip a super , so god forbid you have a flood he shows up. don’t tip enough or at all when you go out to eat the next time you get spit soup or steak Ala flatulence, In our time rest assured we all had our share of spit soup. You better believe it.!
I went to a Chinese buffet with a friend to Eat Chicken Wings.
After Having about 75 wings a peice the Chinese buffet informed us that we had all the wings he intends to let us have & we complained loudly.
We got the wings but got sick .Everyone in the back probably cleared their throat in our food.We got so sick that we took anti biotics that could have cured leporcy and it didn’t help us one bit.
Remember this isn’t a waiter or kitchen help or chef that hasn’t spit in food, its a long standing restaurant tradition. Remember the waiter is the last one to handle your food tip so well and at a buffet don’t overstay your welcome ..end
Tip Of he Day…A Word To The Wise Don’t Ever Sit By a Window Seat When at a Restuarant
The year was 1959 I was 10 years old and I just finished having a meal at Grabsteins Kosher Deli in Canarsie Brooklyn. As I exited the restaurant I couldn’t help notice a family of 4 having lunch by the window seat in the restaurant.
I was already outside at the time near the window, a thought quickly raced in my mind. I tapped the window and when I got everyone’s attention I quickly picked my nose and shimmered it on the window ruining the families meal. The Husband started yelling and threw his hands up in disgust as the waiter came out with a rag to clean the window. I ran away fast..To this day I will never sit by a window seat in a restaurant for that reason
Free Tacos for Life, in Exchange for a Tattoo
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Casa Sanchez recently revived its offer of free meals to customers who get a tattoo of the restaurants logo
If you live in the Bay Area and don’t mind getting a little commercial body art, Casa Sanchez has a deal for you: Get Jimmy the Cornman, the San Francisco restaurant’s mascot, tattooed anywhere on your body (minimum size: four square inches), and you get free tacos for life. And, yes, you can get it in a not-quite-public spot and still take advantage of the deal. The restaurant keeps track of its walking billboards, so you don’t have to lift your shirt (or any other article of clothing) to get fed. Unless, that is, you really want to.
The Mission District eatery first offered the free food deal in 1999, and capped participants at 50. Many of those have long since recouped the $100 cost of the tattoo, and still come to the restaurant periodically for a bite (the deal gets you one meal a day). The The current offer began in January, and three people have opted to go under the gun so far.
AND WHILE YOUR HERE….DON’T FORGET TO VISIT THE ARCHIVES
Disney Dining Plans Omits Matzo On Menus On Passover
My Sister & her Family went to Disney world at Orlando Florida on Passover , To their disappointment not one restaurant or eatery there had any Matzo there to accommodate their Jewish Customers. Why? are they ashamed to . do they not want to anger Antisemities? Are They antisemitic , we know that Walt Disney was a big Jew hater ,Disney world should be ashamed of themselves s, I urge all Jews to take this in mind and think twice about ever going there, even to a point of a Jewish Boycott On All Disney products . We await any exclamation from them soon. end
Donna Simpson 1000lb Woman Who Can She Beat In Competiton?
1Donna Simpson a 1000 lb woman.Can she beat any of the top 10 eaters in competitive Eating? I say she can , either in a eating challenge or head to head in a timed event….
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Afghanistan — President: Hamid Karzai Craps in U.S. Face Time To Agent Orange Their Poppy Fields
Karzai says Western meddling has aided the Taliban by fueling a perception that the insurgency is a legitimate struggle against occupation. He adds that if that were true, he would join the Taliban. American blood is being shed everyday and this is what he has the Chutspah to say, I say so we should spray all the Poppy fields with Agent Orange , teach him a lesson and at the same time cut the opium -heroin flow in half. Heres a country growing misery for millions of addicts, all the crime associated with drugs are part and parcel of these Poppy fields . Its the#1 crop of Afghanistan has 100% blessing of the government. I saySpray then now and send a powerful message to Karazi
Dayton-area restaurants throw down the challenge to diners with big appetites
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Bello Italian Restaurant
- Inside the Holiday Inn Xenia
- 300 Xenia Towne Square
- (937) 372-9921
- The Big Mama Burger Challenge: A three-pound hamburger with all the fixings on one very large bun. If one diner finishes the burger in 30 minutes, it’s free.
- Cost: $19.99
Buffalo Wild Wings
- All Dayton-area locations
- The Blazin’ Challenge: Eat 12 chicken wings smothered in high-octane “Blazin” sauce, get a t-shirt and a $5 gift certificate, and your picture on the Hall of Fame. Cost: $8.99
Johnny’s Slice of New York pizza restaurant
- 57 W. Franklin St., Centerville
- (937) 567-8840
- “Brooklyn Brawler Challenge:” An 18-inch, eight-pound pizza stuffed with pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, mozzarella, and provolone. If two people finish every morsel of the pizza in 30 minutes, they get it for free, along with a T-shirt and their picture on the restaurant’s “Wall of Fame.” Those who fail have their pictures posted on the “Wall of Shame.” Cost: $24.99
Legends Sports Pub & Grille
- 7617 Dayton Springfield Road, Enon
- (937) 863-0238
- “Lucky Dog Challenge:” If you can finish seven “Lucky Dogs” — foot-long, half-pound hot dogs that are over an inch in diameter — in 45 minutes, the hot dogs are free, and you get a T-shirt and a $25 gift certificate. But no one has succeeded yet. Cost: $48.93 for seven of the dogs, which are priced at $6.99 each.
Milano’s Atlantic City Subs (Beavercreek store only)
- 2260 N. Fairfield Road, Beavercreek
- (937) 427-7827
- Extreme Meat Pizza Challenge: A 14-inch pizza topped with pepperoni, ham, bacon, sausage, extra cheese and extra sauce. If one person can finish the pizza in 20 minutes, the pizza is free. Cost: $19.47
Pie Pizzeria
- 1910 Brown St., Dayton (near the University of Dayton campus)
- (937) 228-4743
- Brawler challenge: An 18-inch, eight-pound stuffed pizza with bacon, ham. pepperoni and sausage, with both a top and bottom crust. If a pair of diners finish the entire pizza, including filling, within 20 minutes, they receive the pizza for free, along with a T-shirt. Cost: $25.99
- 355 South Main St., Franklin
- (937) 746-9252
- “The Reaper” challenge: a 28-inch pizza with at least three toppings. If two people finish the pizza in 30 minutes in one sitting, the pizza is free. Cost: $54
Quaker Steak & Lube
- 3725 Presidential Drive, Beavercreek (near Wright State University)
- (937) 427-0500
- “The Atomic Challenge” and “The Triple Atomic Challenge:” Eat five chicken wings slathered in the restaurant’s searing Atomic sauce or Triple Atomic sauce, and get your name added to the Atomic Wall. Yes, you still have to pay for them. Cost: $6.99
Voltzy’s Hamburger & Root Beer Stand
- 4668 Springboro Pike, Moraine
- (937) 299-1440
- “Bill Clinton Divorce Finale” challenge: A 14-pound burger with a half-pound of onions and 20 slices of cheese on a one-pound bun. If one person eats it all in one hour, the burger is free — and Voltzy’s owner Rick Volz will pay the bloated diner $100. Cost: $40
