Nose Job – Mad Magazine

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  You know what the difference  between a good haircut & a bad one is ?Answer 3 weeks. I’ve gotten many  bad a haircut,  but guess what ? it grows back , but cosmetic surgery is permanent  I don’t care what doctor you have . I’m sure the rich celebrities have the best and they still get messed up( & I cleaned up that last statement) Crows feet become cat eyes. I know someone who got crows feet removed and no longer was able to close their eyes! how sad. Look how bizarre famous people who had it done look , Joan Rivers for  example.

Then there is a sagging neck surgery” the  lifestyle lift” It’s good for woman but not for men as your  facial skin is stretched and cut off and its ok for women but men loose there beards , just look at the Late Andy Williams or  Kenny Roger’s hence little or no beard,not  a good, look for men ,so men skip the lifestyle style  lift. The  there is the so called cure for  big ears . they basically pin them back & shave some of the lobe away  Frank Sinatra & Micheal Landon  got that surgery also not a good look , your face then is out of kilter.

 When one gets rhinoplasty  or a nose job when the surgery is done it looks like your eyes are to far spaced & if the surgeon says that he can do it for nothing and bill it as a deviated septum to the insurance company , beware! if its a total botched nose job , you cant sue because technically he did a deviated septum procedure not a nose job. Don’t fall for  a surgeon that says board certified , any 2  doctors can get together and call themselves  a board! So remember unless its correcting a birth defect or and accident then its  OK. but if not  …  stay away from plastic surgery!