Daniel Collins, 72, is accused of threatening his neighbor with a gun after the man farted in front of his apartment door.
When somebody else farts, it’s common to wave your hands — not a gun.
But Daniel Collins was apparently flat-out tired of his neighbor’s flatulence and decided to raise a stink with the help of his trusty firearm.
Police in Teaneck, N.J., said Collins, 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, but Collins got really gassed when the man passed gas near Collins’ apartment door, NJ.com reported.
It apparently was the shot heard (and smelt) around the world — or, at least New Jersey — because Collins allegedly pointed a revolver at the flatulent neighbor in the vestibule of their apartment building and said “I’m going to put a hole in your head,”according to NorthJersey.com.
When police arrived, Collins denied the threat, but consented to a search. Authorities recovered a .32 caliber revolver from his vehicle.
Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats, but later released on his own recognizance, NBC New York reported.
When You See Your Loved Ones In Their Coffin At Their Funeral All That’s Really there Is Thier Head. Perhaps A Set Of Hands .A Facade Of Fake Shoulders And Chest Allows The Funeral Home To Put On As Suit Jacket Dress Or Shroud..It Gives The Appearance Of A Full Body ..But The Fake 1/4 Chest.Dummy What The Garment Industry Refers To As A Dickey..
Same Exact Thing Occurs At A Restaurant. If A Patron Leaves An Article Of Food On Thier Plate And Doesn’t Take It Home It Most Probably Winds Up Served To The Next Customer ..Its Basically Money Left On The Plate. Just Like At The Funeral Parlor ..Nothing Gets Thrown Away. You Better Believe It!
50 years ago a good friend was a Grave Digger and he mentioned that when the funeral party leaves the scene that they would dig up the grave and switch the real expensive casket and replace it with a cheap box, and sell it back to the undertaker.He went on to tell me between the acid in the soil composition,the insects and cemetery rats all eating away any good finish on a high priced wooden coffin & in only one month there is not one man on this Earth that would be able to tell the difference from a $10,000 casket or a $ 2 Dollar Orange Crate.Like I said in a older post We all must find a new way to Honor the Dead and this goes for all Religions…As the old family owned funeral parlors are selling out to new companies and its strictly a business today cut an dry. While I’m not casting suspicion on any particular Funeral Home and as far as I know they are above board and on the up and up ..But be for warned!
Tell the hospital that if they removes as much as a fingernail from your departed loved ones that they will hear from your attorney. All I can say is BEWARE and inspect your deceased corpse before its buried /end
Coffee companies ….Have switched to A cheaper inferior coffee bean “The robusto Bean”’ claiming crop failure for the Arabica and not only that they are charging the public more. It was a sad day for coffee drinkers when they converted a pound can to 11oz. The coffee ceased to tasted the same , there was very little distraction between the taste of brands.
Most of today’s coffee is imported from Vietnam very little comes from South America as in days past.
… that robusta coffee beans are inherently inferior to Arabica coffee, but some … why coffee growers turned to Robusta when the Arabica crop started failing.
In other words the coffee tastes lack crap today, there is nothing like a good cup of Vasalaros brand Coffee but the coffee companies are ruining Americas favorite drink. And while we are on this subject, America has learned to drink luke warm coffee not piping hot as in the old days, you want hot coffee buy yourself a Faberware electronic percolator and skip the so called Mr Coffee type coffee makers .end
… that robusta coffee beans are inherently inferior to Arabica coffee, but some … why coffee growers turned to Robusta when the Arabica crop started failing.
A Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that made his scrotum swell to 100 pounds is basking in the fame that his giant organ has brought him.
In fact, the attention is proving so intoxicating that Wesley Warren Jr turned down an offer to perform the $1 million corrective surgery for free because he would have had to give up the rights to his story. A second doctor has agreed to waive most of the cost for the procure, but Mr Warren still hasn’t taken him up on the offer.
The watermelon-size scrotum Mr Warren carries between his legs has landed him on the Howard Stern Show and the Comedy Central program Tosh.0 and made him a local celebrity in his hometown.
Fame: Wesley Warren Jr has been on the Howard Stern Show and Tosh.0 and has become a local celebrity because of his 100-pound scrotum
Discomfort: Mr Warren cannot urinate like a normal man and must wear a hoodie for pants to conceal his enormous genitals
Firecracker Films, the company behind ‘Big Fat Gypsy Weddings’ has already signed a contract to make a documentary about him.
He also shot a segment for TLC.
When Mr Warren spoke with a reporter for the Las Vegas Review-Journal in October, he became emotional as he described the pain and humiliation of carrying the deformed genitals. He said he suffered from deep bouts of depression and health complications.
He must wear a hooded sweatshirt on his legs when he’s out of public to contain his enormous scrotum. His penis is buried so deeply in the abnormal growth that he is forced to urinate on himself.
He only wanted, he said six months ago, to urinate like a normal man and have a romantic relationship with a woman.
Refusing treatment: Mr Warren turned down an offer by the Dr Oz Show to pay for the surgery because he didn’t want to give up the rights to his story
Mr Warren, 47, claimed he was going public to raise money so he could afford the operation — which would require a trip to a special surgeon at the University of California, Los Angeles Medical Center.
‘I don’t like being a freak, who would?’ he told the Review-Journal.
Fast-forward six months after Mr Warren’s story spread across the globe. He grinned as he told the same reporter about his appearance on Tosh.0.
‘It was fun going to Los Angeles in the big van they sent for me,’ he said.
Most disturbing, is his reaction to an offer he received from Dr Mehmet Oz, the celebrity physician whom Oprah made famous.
Mr Warren claims the Dr Oz Show said it would pay for the entire surgery at a top-notch hospital. However, the show would keep exclusive rights to tell Mr Warren’s story.
Basking in fame: Mr Warren said he didn’t want to become a spectacle. But now, he seems to have embraced his celebrity
He said he didn’t take the TV program up on its offer because Howard Stern wanted him on his show again.
The stars in Mr Warrens eyes might not be the only thing holding him back, though.
The surgery is highly complicated and he fears he could die on the operating table.
The massive swelling is caused by fluid building up in his scrotum. Doctors must remove the excess tissue and then completely rebuild his scrotum.
There’s also a chance, and not a small one, that complications could force the surgeons to cut off his penis and testicles if his scrotum won’t stop bleeding.
Fear: Mr Warren said he is also afraid of dying on the operating table or losing his penis and his testicles if the complex procedure goes wrong
Dr Joel Gelman, a University of California, Irvine surgeon, who has ‘never lost a patient or a testicle’ while performing the operation has offered to fly to Nevada and perform the procedure for free, as well, the Review-Journal reports.
Mr Warren still hasn’t followed through with Dr Gelman.
The extremely rare condition, called scrotal elephantiasis, is much more common in Africa and Southeast Asia, where it is caused by parasites, than it is in the western world.
Mr Warren says he contracted it somehow when he hit his testicle with his own leg while turning in bed one morning.
Anti Pigeon ControlAnti Pigeon Control Wire-mesh & Spikes The Height OF Animal AbuseWire-mesh & Spikes The Height OF Animal abuse. Maybe you have a problem with to much bird droppings? A power-washer can cure that , Having wire spikes and mesh is very Cruel, I seen pigeons without feet , having been stuck or caught in the wire spikes and actually pulled their feet off trying to get out.I say Boycott all stores that employ this harsh measure. until they are removed.end
Bashir Assad You have a chance to walk away a multi Billionaire and live in exile in some other country for the rest of your years..It is still not to late.Fill up your satchel with money and just leave .Youl’ll be happy ..The Syrian People will be happy and your stint as The Syrian Head of State will just become a forgotten footnote in history.
If you chose not to you will risk hiding until your caught.
Just like Adolph Eichmann,Sadam Hussain, Hosni Mubarak , Hitler Musilini and the rest of the worlds despots. You will have no peace as we all know you reap what you sow. So be smart fill the suitcase up and don’t you and your henchmen be put into a situation where you will be most properly on the run like the nazi war criminals were. Make everyone happy including yourself on the next flight to Moscow have Putin reserve you a seat next to. his
So our advise for the next Dictator who starts experience trouble among his masses take a lesson from those Assholes above and walk away a rich man
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It’s high Time For All Houses OF Worship TO Start Paying Property Tax. I notice Large parcels of property concerning houses of worship of all denominations and all religions, they are getting a free tax ride at everyone’s expense, this has to stop in this day and age.. . from curb repairs to garbage removal and pickup so on and so forth this has to come to an end now, The houses of worship from the mainline Churches the Independent congregational Temples and Mosques, Let them make up a new budget to include paying property taxes , believe me it won’t break them in the least , Every House of Worship must put away to pay expenses from now on to pay to piper by making them pay their fair share of Taxes. It will put a a nice piece of change in the local coffers so lets say Amen to total tax abatement for all houses of worship.
WHAT IS A houses of worshipIRC section 501(c) describes several organizations that qualify for tax-exempt status, including churches, but does not provide a precise definition of a “church.” However, IRS Publication 1828, Tax Guide for Churches and Religious Organizations, l ists 14 criteria the IRS considers important in deciding whether an organization qualifies. They are
1. A distinct legal existence. 2.A recognized creed and form of worship. 3.A definite and distinct ecclesiastical government. 4. A formal code of doctrine and discipline. 5. A distinct religious history. 6.A membership not associated with any other church or denomination. 7.An organization of ordained ministers. 8.ordained ministers selected after completing prescribed studies.
9. A literature of its own.
10. Established places of worship. 11.Regular congregations.
12.Regular worship services. 13.Schools for the religious instruction of the young. 14.Schools for the preparation of ministers
The Governors office should not either bail out or revamp N.U.M.C.A .
Don’t Give NUMC A Cent , No one in there right mind wants to go to that joint, the services are piss poor from the Doctors to the nurses right down to the orderlys., There is an array of foreign Doctors no one speaks Properly English . you watch star trek and they go to remote planets and everyone speaks English, you go to NUMC and hardly anybody does. God forbid your in an accident or having a medical emergency. people have been known to beg the ambulance driver not to take them to NUMC. NIFA dont give them any more money the East meadow residents are tired of a non tax payer and perhaps they should either tare down the building or convert it into an apartment complex..end
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Don ”Moses” Lerman wins pickle eating contest This past Sunday @Temple Beth Torah with a tie for first place in the pickle event… pictures to come , stand bye
The reason I believe the movies of today are lousy and it’s not because the scripts or screen plays but the Actors and Singers,Comedians and composers of film music are not of the caliber of years past.To be blunt ..they just do not exist today. James Cagney, Jolson,Clark Gable,Ann Sheridan, Susan Heyward to name a few are no longer around.
Composers of film music Such as Eric Wolgand Korngold, Max Steiner & Elmer Burnstein just are not here and what we have is second rate composers plus Bad actors & not funny comedians.Until the movers and shakers wake up we won”t have the caliber of talent that once graced the silver screen & Broadway.
When You See Your Loved Ones In Their Coffin At Their Funeral All That’s Really there Is Thier Head. Perhaps A Set Of Hands .A Facade Of Fake Shoulders And Chest Allows The Funeral Home To Put On As Suit Jacket Dress Or Shroud..It Gives The Appearance Of A Full Body ..But The Fake 1/4 Chest.Dummy What The Garment Industry Refers To As A Dickey..
It’s high Time For All Houses OF Worship TO Start Paying Property Tax. I notice Large parcels of property concerning houses of worship of all denominations and all religions, they are getting a free tax ride at everyone’s expense, this has to stop in this day and age.. . from curb repairs to garbage removal and pickup so on and so forth this has to come to an end now, The houses of worship from the mainline Churches the Independent congregational Temples and Mosques, Let them make up a new budget to include paying property taxes , believe me it won’t break them in the least , Every House of Worship must put away to pay expenses from now on to pay to piper by making them pay their fair share of Taxes. It will put a a nice piece of change in the local coffers so lets say Amen to total tax abatement for all houses of worship.
Don ”Moses” Lerman wins pickle eating contest This past Sunday @Temple Beth Torah with a tie for first place in the pickle event… pictures to come , stand bye
The reason I believe the movies of today are lousy and it’s not because the scripts or screen plays but the Actors and Singers,Comedians and composers of film music are not of the caliber of years past.To be blunt ..they just do not exist today. James Cagney, Jolson,Clark Gable,Ann Sheridan, Susan Heyward to name a few are no longer around.
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