An Open Letter To All Fans Of Competitive Eating..

 

There is a concerted effort underway to undermine both my past Eating Ability and my Contribution to competitive eating..I was never a mediocore eater and all my hard work and earnest efforts are being made out to be  nonexistent. Further more input of mine into what was the burgeoning sport of competitive eating is now being  made out to be of  little or no importance. I helped shape and define the sport as it I today..I gave a 110% at every step of the way in day as an active participant in the sport..I was a champion eater who paved the way and set the table so to speak for those individuals that Eat today..I never entered  competitive  eating to do unpaid promos or to subscribe to Andy Warhol’s 15 minutes of  fame  but to enter and win contests..That was my goal then and that’s the way I feel now.

Now the only thing that I can still  cling to as my claim to fame is My Butter and Baked Bean Record This is My “LEGACY ” and now I’m being usurped..

I found this you tube of few retired eaters or eaters no longer associated with Either Nathan’s Famous or IFOCE… The Footage shown above  was apparently sold to the makers of this clip which the U.N. is circulating to combat World Hunger .However both my image and name(on my hat) are clearly visable in plain site. I never gave any permission,authorization or written consent for this footage to be used in such a manner.  Thou I’m not pointing  fingers at anyone nun the less I’d like to know how did the producers of this clip acquired this footage?  I brought it to  the attention of Nathan’s Famous a while back to no avail & it still remains on you tube..recently the music portion was omitted ..but that’s not acceptable to me..here is the clip. View it for yourself . Don Lerman

The Truth About “You Tubes” Going Viral…

 
First of all no You Tubes actually receive those large amount hits from viewers.. In Reality it just doesn’t happen.
Example: Did you ever Did you ever wonder how someone who videos a clip of their Dog doing what they feel is cute & show worthy gets massive amount of hits in a relatively short matter of time? ..How does the Okie from Muskogee find out about your dogs cute stunt in a matter of minutes after it get posted?  As the exspression is said today “It goes Viral ! If you believe  that  all those hits are legit then We got  a Bridge in Brooklyn that we’d like to sell you.
First of all ever if viewers type certain keywords in exactly how would they know about your cute clip of your Dog? Answer: It can’t happen.. I spoke to a few Webmasters and they inform me that most of you tubes are merely a vehicle for new small independent producers to showcase their work ..a calling card so to speak. There is not one You Tube clip  that can ever achieve those high volume of hits ever unless the You Tube viewer saw or heard someone or  something which was the lead story on the 6 oclock news ..It can’t happen period.  Acording to reliable sourses what is employed is a “BOT”(Robot) that keeps starting and  racking up hits ..Then they say wow look we went VIRAL! .. .I say  Don’t Pee on My Back and he me Its raining, in other words “Don’t Bullshit a Bullshiter”
In a gambling casino the tip off when the house suspects a player is cheating is simply  by the very large amount of  table wins. They know  right  away that somethings not Kosher .The Cheaters just can’t walk away with a decent amount money they must make pigs out of themselves.  What these You Tubers are doing is merely pumping up their clip just like an unqualified Shmuck does to inflate his or  her own worth up on  resume in order to impress the interviewer at Human Resources  It’s phoney, it reaks of Bullshit  so please don’t fall for those falsely  inflated numbers..Truth is it can never happen..
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“Record by Don Lerman Stands” Butter Contest 2002 Glutton Bowl Accual Event.. Please Watch..

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 LA Beast do you know who I am?.. I’m DON LERMAN & I made my name in this sport when you going out with Cheerleaders” 

    Recently there was an attempt to Break Don “Moses” Lerman’s long standing Butter Eating Record by someone who calls himself The LA Beast.  All during  the contest that Don Lerman set the Butter Record the actual sticks of  Butter used at “The Glutton Bowl were cut from big blocks of butter not precut 1/4lb.sticks that come in a 4 pack from stores.. They were actually between 1/4 & 1/2lb. Sticks used in the 2002 contest close it to (check out the video and see for Yourself) . Plus it was done in a contest under actual contest competition conditions..This is a standing World Record accomplished in a big contest on national TV and not at some rinky dink local burger challenge at Shlomo’s burger Joint. Show some respect for Pioneer in the sport.. Any attempt to break Lerman’s record should be done in an actual contestant and not in confines of someone’s basement . Leave the basement filming to shows such as Pee Wees playhouse.  Don Lerman informs us that he should be accorded  the courtesy to be on hand waiting in the wings during any such event… Under those conditions he will be a good sport and be the first to shake the winners hand, hoist his arm high & congratulate him . Having said that.. The current clip circulating  is that of L.A.Beast and his Butter attempt… It appears not taped with a cellphone but that perhaps it was filmed by a professional film crew. We have a sneaking suspension that perhaps someone else may have a hand in this  fiasco.. You don’t have to be a rocket Scientist to figure that out… if our  assumptions ring true than we think we know who was behind it and we’d  be highly offended and hurt.

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Attention.. If Your Delivering Take Out Food Do Not Use Your Own Car Ever.. .


Image result for animated updated sign I notice many Food outfits that specialize in delivery and  take out have  these Entry level workers (mostly Teenagers)  delivering pizza and such using their own vehicle rather than the company car.. Let me clue all you delivery workers in because  this applies to.. If you are driving a company car while performing your delivery and you are in involved on an accident.. Its company insurance that is responsible. If you are using your car then you are responsible and will be held  liable.. I would venture to say that those entry level delivery workers are not being properly or compensated for the use of their car..If your insurance company gets wind that you are using your car for  commercial or business purposes…  They will dump you and drop you like a hot potato. You will if be thrown out head first from whatever insurance carrier that you have put on I’m an assigned risk category. I went for such a job back in  the 1960’s at Franklin National Bank for a collecter.. I turned them  down cold..  when all they offered was mere $10.00 extra.. I didn’t take That  job..Now I see  outfits such as Dominos pizza and Friendly’s advertising  free delivery (I must emphasize that I really are not privy to any financial Arrangements that those outfits have with their Workers) … All I can say and I’ll say it in the most strongest language..  Is don’t do it. Don’t use your car.. Don’t make a Putz out of yourself.. Never use your own car…

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Lifes Not Always Fair…


An 85 year old man was sitting on a park bench crying.. A Policeman walks bye and says  hey old timer why are you crying “? The old man says” I just got married to a beautiful 25 year old bride.. Passionate love every night, I live in her pent house apartment, she pays  the Rent, she lets me drive her Mercedes, she gives me an allowance “The cop then says” so why are you crying”?   The  old man says  I FORGOT WHERE I LIVE!

Watch…  “ANOTHER NITE WITH ZHYCHICK” on YouTube

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Give Trump The Line Item Veto

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      Congress must act to give the President the line item veto. Ronald Reagan wanted it but never received it. It should be put on the ballot as referandum once and for all. The wasteful pork barrel legislation that’s being snuck in a legislation bill  is staggering. I often see a lot of  wasteful pork  for meaningless studies that are funded.. Studies such as the mating habits of a snail. Stuff over this caliber.. To make matters worse many of  these studies were done already rendering the exact same  results many times before.   These well connected receipants of these lucrative grants are laughing all the way to the bank. Its a gross waste of taxpayers hard earned money. The public has no idea how much garbage grants such as this is being passed on a bill before our elected officials…There is absolutely no transparency when it come to this giveaway  ..So give the President the line item veto now! 

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We Support The Police But There Is a Particular Policy or Practice That They Must Reevalulate..

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Image result for extra news boy cartoon sign     Let us start off saying the We at The  Lerman Report support the Police infacticly, Our Editorial  Board was  both highly reluctataint and hesitant in publishing this post as perhaps it might lead to an anti Poice bias that was never and is not our intention now. However there is one issue that stands out that doesn’t sit well with Us.
To protect the privacy and confidentiality of those whom we are about to mention We will refrain from using their real names. The Police in N.Y.C.and in Nassau County do or have done this if not as an official policy but perhaps a practice that they must cease to do. If someone is some sort of altercation with lets say a neighbor this is what almost always happens…. We personally know of a story in which a woman who sent her son to get a quart of milk in their apartment buildings milk machine.. The money got stuck in the machine a few times as her son hit the machine a few times trying to retrieve his money as he attempted to get the milk…. The noise was  very disturbing to the another tenant that the son was making attempting to get back his mother’s money from the malfunctioning Milk Machine.  That other tenant then confiscated the kids money telling him he was making to much noise. When the kid went back up to the apartment his mother says “Where’s the Milk? The son replied” That this guy on apartment 205 took the money away from me ” The mother rushes to the lobby &  approached this guy and said”  let me have the money that you too from my son back ” The guy wouldn’t budge and she insisted that he he return the money that he confiscated from her son.
 The man says you want something? I’ll give you this.. and Boom he begins to deliver a series of  punches and slaps her untill she is  black-and- blue and lying on  the floor .. The bldg.  security called the police. Now this woman was only 5 feet tall maybe 110lbs soaking wet but this guy was 6’6”weighing pretty close to 500 lbs. He looked liked  Haystack Calhoon the former wrestling champion. It was quite obvious as who did the assaulting.. But now listen up… this is the practice that We now refer to… There are always 2 cops  on the scene one goes  to the principle complaintee while the other goes over to the guy and suggests to him that he press counter charges and then most certainly she’ll drop her complaint as she probably don’t want to be arrested too. Now While We would venture that it is not official Police Policy..  But it is or  was  Police Practice. What We just told you is the 100% truth as we say in Yiddish “The Epis” This particular Accually occurred We can access both the arrest records and the court document that will prove that it was on the Docket.  Whether this still goes on…  Who’s to say.. Thou this incident happened years back  anyone who was ever in a similar situation will swear on a stack of Bibles that this is so.
Police should never have been told the other party to press counter charges. Why did they do what they did? One could only speculate as to why…Less paper work Lesscourt appearances? Exactly why it s only speculation.. Read on .
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Will Saudi king Thank America For Aid Package By Hiking Oil Prices Soon ?

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King Salman just received a most generous aid Package from Uncle Sam . Rumors are circulating that soon The Saudi’s along with the other OPEC members are poised to hike the price of  oil slated for  export. If this rings true then what Trump should do is immediately suspend this  aid giveaway. However that is highly unlikely as The Defense fense Industry is a highly influential entity. When Trump says its going to create jobs.. Not for the average Joe.. Those who are employed by the defense contractors basically have to know someone to get that job perhaps a politician or someone in the Union or the even the Defense contractor itself.
Remember a while back when Sadam Husein was knocking at the Saudi’s door we pulled their chestnuts out of the fire? We knew then that they were a ungrateful bunch. Strict orders were passed down that absolutely no Christian or Jewish Bibles or prayer books along with religious services are allowed.. We were good enough to die for the Saudi’s but had to refrain from expressing our beliefs.
Bottom line the Saudi’s were then and remain today  an ungrateful bunch.
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Moles are In ..

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 Image result for extra news boy cartoon sign     I don’t know about you out there but if you’ve been observing T.V. commercials lately they are featuring a lot commercials staring Actors and Actresses with Facial Moles…Why? … I like most folks find moles discusting and repulsive . At one time to star in a Hollywood movie or TV Commercials they only hired people with matinee idol style looks..  I don’t know why they’re choosing to feature people with Mole perhaps they are trying to garnish some sort of acceptability of “The Mole”. If so them what they are attempting to do is paramount to behavior modification of sorts.. Perhaps we can all exspect to grow a mole as  we grow older.. but a form of   Beauty? I think not!
Remember the last chapter in Planet of the Apes where  future generations of peoples facial features were hidden with a mask and  were mutants of some sort due to past Atomic Bomb warfare.    At the conclusiom of the movie one of their leaders says ”let us reveal our true selves” and they remove the facial masks showing a deformity from past radiation  .. it showed a groosly disfigured bunch… Then the leader says “This will now become  The New Beauty”
I still reject it and  wish that they return to the old practice of hiring and featuring people without Moles .
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