Editorial On My Status In Competitive Eating

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I see other eaters that came on the  scene after me and  are still active eaters it hurts me.On the eve that I undergo my colonoscopy I will proclaim that I am not done at the competitive eating table not by a long shot! Without my efforts competitive eating wouldn’t have got on off the ground. I gave my credence as the Matzah ball champ to cross over to enter the Nathans Hot dogs changing it from a single food contest to sport.I developed the water Technic to expand the stomach. I was the first eater to go out of state for a contest and I think I was a top notch eater.. I gave a 110% at each and every contest and in the end I’m belittled and made out to be have  been nothing but mediocre eater.Everyones rankings are  always been updated after the conclusion of the Nathan’s July 4th Contest ..However even though I was onced ranked 3rd behind Charles Hardy.*read conclusion after picture.
I hold the distiction of being the only eater to have his ranking reevaluated in mid year..without any Rhyme or Reason( and by the way I was lowererd as to be practicaly put in the basement). 
 Can any one tell me why I deserved this unique honor? When that occured it hit like a ton of bricks ..I was beyond surprised since as an eater I was allways considered to be “A Titan at Oympian Heights”.
Remember in the movie Rocky 1 when Rocky had his locker taken away and had a nail on wall as its replacement? That’s was what it was like.

I was a pioneer in this sport and was ranked among the top 5 Eaters and to be removed from prominant postion in the rankings to be placed in class with “The Table Enders”this was not only puzzelment to me  it was undeserved being  that no other eater had their rankings changed at that time.You can plan on seeing me in the near future Competitive Eating Contests.  I didn’t complete the career that I started out to do ..and have my work cut out for me.
I have my new Dental Implants.. And I can chew threw solid  cement if I have to So I leave you all with this thought..to quote General Mac Arthur ” I shall return”

 

As General Mac Arthur Once Said “I Shall Return”So Will I To The Competitive Eating Table..Don Lerman

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*Story first published on July 26, 2010

 

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4 comments on “Editorial On My Status In Competitive Eating

  1. "Tiny" Tim Rauscheder says:

    Welcome back sir!
    -TINY

  2. thsnk you Tiny.. Don Lerman

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