Donna Simpson* Massive Christmas feast,30,000 calories. Lerman Report Says”Most Calories Eaten in One Meal”

 

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                                                 Donna Simpson       Light Orchid While  most   of us overindulged with Christmas dinner, Donna Simpson bit off more than most FAMILIES could chew.

Donna, at 46 stone the heaviest woman on Earth, yesterday tucked into the world’s biggest Christmas Dinner. She ate TWO huge turkeys, TWO maple glazed hams, 15 pounds of potatoes and 20 pounds of mixed veg swimming in FOUR PINTS of gravy She found room for a dessert of “Ambrosia Salad” (marshmallow, cream cheese and whipped cream topped with Christmas cookies) adding up to a whopping 30,000 calories and £150.
Donna, 43, who is 5ft 2ins and wears a dress size XXXXXXL, said: “The festive season is a time to eat, drink and be merry. I eat as much as I want, whenever I want but at this time of year I really go all out. Christmas should give you carte blanche to do whatever you want. People who feel guilty about eating are hilarious.”
Donna, a single mum of two, has made a full-time career out of her size with public appearances and websites. She is even trying to GAIN weight to break new records. She already weighs the equivalent of two baby elephants with a 100ins waist, 78ins chest and a 56E bra size. She insists she is healthy, although she needs a mobility scooter to go shopping. Yesterday she sat on a reinforced metal chair and spent TWO hours eating while her three-year-old daughter Jacqueline and son Devin, 14, enjoyed a more modest roast. She said afterwards: “It’s not Christmas if you don’t feel stuffed after lunch.”
Donna, from New Jersey, USA, claims to be frustrated that she can’t eat even MORE as she aims to almost double her weight to 1,000lbs (71 stone) in a bid to smash her current Guinness World Record. She has already gone down in history as the largest woman ever to give birth.
Jacqueline was born when Donna weighed 38 stone in a dangerous delivery that required THIRTY doctors.
She spends up to £500 a week on food and gets through 12,000 calories a day – the healthy recommendation for women is just 2,000. Donna is proud that her blood pressure is “normal” but her doctor has warned that she will die if she continues her quest and she has dangerously high cholesterol levels.
She cannot walk more than 30ft at a time or stand for more than five minutes. She wheezed and appeared out of breath all through our interview.
She said: “Everybody says I’m sick… people stare at me. But I’m a good mum and a good person. Most people have this constant battle with their diet. But my attitude is, enjoy what you eat and don’t worry. It’s fun to overeat and I am proud to say I do.”

2 x 25lb oven roasted turkeys

2 x 15lb maple-glazed hams           

10lbs of roast potatoes

5lbs of mashed potatoes

5lbs of steamed broccoli

5lbs of chopped carrots

5lbs of sweet corn

5lbs of roasted butternut squash

5 loaves of house-baked bread

4 pints of cranberry relish

4 pints of house-made gravy

5lbs of herbed stuffing

1 tray of mixed green salad with dressing

Total 30,000 calories

Originally published 26/12/2010

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Jews in Uganda.


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.youtube.com/watch?v=R-3b7ls3-dI       Israel flag     - Fascinating! Jews in Uganda. I noticed early in the clip   the “Shmah” written in Hebrew on the wall of their synagogue. (Note to my non-Jewish friends: the “Shmah” is one of the holiest of Prayers. It translates to “Hear, oh Israel, the Lord our G-d, the Lord is one.”) Also recently learned that if a Torah scribe makes a mistake while creating a Torah he can correct the mistake unless the mistake is in the word for G-d, in which case the entire torah must be scrapped because the name of G-d must never be erased. The Torah must be buried in a Jewish cemetery.

Get An Electric Fireplace & Cut Your Oil Bill In Half!!!

  

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       Get An Electric Fireplace & Cut Your  Oil Bill In Half, Beat the home heating oil companies at their own game! Buy the fireplaces like or similiar to whats being advertised on T.V, Built By the Amish,  Just Set and leave your thermostat 58 degrees and regulate your self  to a room that has one of these fireplaces   and enjoy up to to 95 degrees pleasure, they are safe and reliable , I’ve personally  cut my home heating oil bill in half my bills went from $700 a fill up down to $ 35o  a big savings, these are not the old infer red heaters  that are dangerous .  Buy today and start saving , hurry supplies are limited at this time !!!

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Time To Rethink Civil Service Pensions

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Time to To Rethink Civil Service Pensions, when civil service first started it was a secure job but a low paying one , but what most jobs failed to have, is a pension after 20 years of employment, But today a civil service worker gets a full benefit package.  Major medical hospitalization plan vacation , They can start at 18 years old retire at 38 years of age  and with the life span of 80 years old today can work for 20years but collect for 50, that’s outrageous , with overtime civil servants make as much as professional collage graduates, times are tough and we can no longer as taxpayer pay for this excess , the pensions must be reduced or put to an  end now

GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK RECOVERS FROM COLOSTOMY SURGERY

       Gustoff  Zhychick underwent a 4  hour  Colostomy operation  ,and wants his fans to know that he is alright and resting at his assistant living quarters in Brighton Beach Brooklyn and will record more jokes soon  and wants his fans to know that his web cam is on the blink and that is the reason for no new posts in the past few weeks we will be recording a longer version of Zyxhick as Logitech now record over 4 minutes long .. see you soon,

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The Lerman Report . Com Endorses Newt Gingrich

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 Newt Gingrich Tells it like it is, & pulls no punches , he says what each & every politician & World Leader are thinking Visa vie the Middle east, we at The Lerman Report support him 110% in The Upcoming Republican primary &in the general election , end
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Blagojevich Scapegoated gets 14 years Doing Only what every Governor would have Done

        

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GUESS THINGS HAPPEN THAT WAY BY JOHNNY CASH-

Blagojevich Scapegoated gets 14 years for doing what every governor would have done in his place. Its a travesty-of Justice at the least, If it wan’ts a seat of a sitting U.S. Provident it would have never went to trail. Politics is always about influence but he diffidently got Scapegoated.President  Obama should Pardon him  at the end of his term its the right thing to do.end
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*For Nassau & Suffolk County Residents,Health Ratings on Resturants Cleanliness Should Be posted Just Like N.Y.C, Eateries

   File:Suffolk County ny seal.png            File:Seal of Nassau County, New York.svg How many times did a restaurant fall short of a passing  grade from the department of Health and we the Public never find out and wind up eating in what appears to be  a clean place but in reality its not?
 IT’s high time the Nassau county legislature passes some serous rules on this matter-and they should do it quickly before people get  Hep c or some other filthy condition caused by a lack of resturant cleanness ,and we the public have  aright to know,an ABCDE  rating system is what we want to see/end

Uncle Sam Should Crack Down on Ma Bell

     

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The  Federal and State governments should put an end to telemarketing phone calls and blocked calls, there aught to be  some legislation calling for the ban of both of the above mentioned,.
The reason it aint happening is that II&T ( the telephone Company is to powerful and is making money on telemarketing via their calls hand over fist ),, we had enough