Category Archives: Jewish Humour

GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK RECOVERS FROM COLOSTOMY SURGERY

by Jewish Humour •

       Gustoff  Zhychick underwent a 4  hour  Colostomy operation  ,and wants his fans to know that he is alright and resting at his assistant living quarters in Brighton Beach Brooklyn and will record more jokes soon  and wants his fans to know that his web cam is on the blink and that is the reason for no new posts in the past few weeks we will be recording a longer version of Zyxhick as Logitech now record over 4 minutes long .. see you soon,

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Don Lerman Blog  Administrtor and Editor

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”News Of Jewish Content And Interest”

by Jewish Humour, Jewish News •

Hava Naguila - click open link in new tab to hear


   We at The Lerman Report bring you the finest editorials of Jewish content & interest and World News, our miscellaneous  section   as well as the humor of Gustoff Zhychick    , So fell free to scroll down and read our top  shelf editorials and don’t forget to visit the previous posts ..Thank you.. Blog Administrator  Donald Lerman

THE STORY OF ZHYCHICK BY DON LERMAN

by Jewish Humour •
     On or about 1960 my grandparents Harry & Jenny Lerman moved to Brownsville B’kln to a senor citizen housing project, Mr.& Mrs, Zhychick had been l iving there for a year already, and had many friends , but pretty soon The Zhychicks friends started hanging out with my grandparents and avoiding The Zhychicks . the seniors used to meet at my grandparents house and get together and sing , but without the Zhychicks this infuriated the Zhychicks that and irate Zhychick placed a call to the housing authority saying that something is strange going on in the lerman apartment, he sees men and womengoing in an out and that he believes that they are running a brothel . the police came and all they saw was a bunch of elderly men and women singing . well after they carted Zhychick away when ever the my grandparents got within eye sight , you could hear mr . Zhychick yelling in yiddish ” Nafcah , cordva”( Whore) and pimpavata(Pimp). my grandfather would yell back ZHYCHICK , that could be heard down the block, I never found out the Zhychicks first names Krazy Kevin Lipsitz gave me the name Gustoff , which he made upI i since have apeared as Zhychick twice at the Philly Wing Bowl and recently won1st prize at a Halloween contest dressed as him . so goes the story of the origins of Zhychik. *Now You can see Zhychick right here every week telling Dirty Jokes, so be sure to scroll to your right on categorizes to the Jewish-humour page..Don Lerman