U.S. Synagogues Must Put American Jewish Religious Education Above All In Fundraising

by Jewish News •

Israelites -click here Todays  American Synagogues are way to expensive for the average family, todays  synagogue must cut all charitable donations to put Jewish education utmost and first for American Jews. Rabbis must work for less  Cantors must work for less .and no more money to Rabbinical organization so someone can take a sabbatical at the congregation expense, Hebrew should be taught not   merely to read it phonetically but as a living language,and  Jewish Centers  should take  a lesson from Greek and Chinese Americans which run  Greek and Chinned  school for American born of their ethic group , they learn it as a fully understandable spoken language ,not something mumbled at the speed of light in Services that nobody understands one iota whats being said. . If this is not done within the next decade   all may be lost visa vie American Jewry

There should Be No Religious Exemptions From Service In The Israeli IDF

by Jewish News •
Israelis and Druze Isrelai Serve on in the Isreal army or have in the past , Its high time the Chasdim  and other Jewish religious cohorts pull their share and  serve. They don’t have to be combatants necessarily , perhaps a job behind the lines if that what it takes but in some capacity making themselves ready for conscription like any other Jew in Israel does . No more special privilege   characters.  Those who refuse let them face jail time like any other Israeli citizen and loose the right to vote making their participation in deadlocks of small Parliamentary parties null  and void,plain and simple .end

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W.T. Grants Lunch Counter”All The Ice Tea You Can Drink 15Cents”

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by Jewish Humour •

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 It was hot a day in June , W.T. Grants lunch counter had a sign all the ice tea you can drink 15cents, The year was 1964 , I was 15 years old and I preceded to order me some. After about 5 glasses the waitress told me that I had enough and that she wasn’t going to serve me anymore, I protested” The sign says all you can drink”" she replied back that’s for someone who orders a diner (such as all the flounder or fried shrimp you could eat for 69cents) I said that the sign doesn’t say that and I’m not leaving, she called for the manager who promptly arrived ” he doesn’t want to leave , he said he’s not done drinking ice tea” the manage not wanting to create a scene said ”well how much more ice tea do you want to drink?” I replied ”What time do you close?” it was 4:300pm and I stood there till closing 6:pm. end

Don’t Tip in a Restuarant , Then Get Ready for Spit Soup

by Jewish Humour •

My old adage ” The Tip is nothing more than intimidation” You tip a Barber so he don’t mess you up, you tip a super , so god forbid you have a flood he shows up. don’t tip enough or at all when you go out to eat the next time you get spit soup or steak Ala flatulence, In our time rest assured we all had our share of spit soup. Myself and another eater was practicing for the Wing Bowl a while back when the Chinese buffet informed us that we had all the wings he intends to let us have , we complained loudly , we got the wings , but got sick , everyone in the back probably cleared their throat in our food. sadly there isn’t a waiter or kitchen help or chef that hasn’t spit in food, its a long standing restaurant tradition. remember the waiter is the last one to handle your food tip him well and when at a buffet don’t overstay your welcome ..end